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 Author has written 4 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender. awesomeness i THINK..ISH i know how to use this thingy hahahaha age ness: older then 14 and i'm 5,5. Fav color: Purple, blue, and green. likes: My computer, and phone, taang (.aka. toph and aang), sports, my friends (\_/) This is bunny. Copy and paste ('.') bunny onto your page to help Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true). Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes. Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding! If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! A= ka, B=tu, C= mi, D= te, E= ku, F=lu, G= ji, H= ri, I= ki, J= zu, This is the Japanese alphabet copy and paste this on your profile if you wish you were from Japan. "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? 'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now oookkk people don't read ...you have been warned there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!) 1(Jan) - I shot Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star Pick the color of shirt you are wearing... White - because im sexy like that What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hoddie When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it Put this on your (i'm not emo i support them i have emo friends and they flapping rock) 0% Girly 70% Bad i really like this one through its awesome stop it you wierd racist people (don't take this TO hurtfully) Stupid Racist People... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." "When I was born I was black," "But you sir..." The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... QUOTES ARE HERE AND NOW BOMM BOOM!!! -there are three types of people in this world; those who watch things happen, those who make things happen, and those who do not know what is happening(FAV ME IS THE 3 ONE MOST OF THE TIME) -good friends are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget -cleaning is when you use something less dirty to make something more dirty, less dirty(FAV) -everything will be okay in the end. if it's not okay, its not the end. -i'm not a vegetarian because i love animals. i'm a vegeterian because i hate plants.(FAV) -people are talking behind your back? good. that means your already ahead of them -when you learn how to die, you learn how to live -death is the great equalizer. -death ends a life, not a relationship.(this is true no crying when breaking upuen) -mom: what do you think i am? made of money? me: ain't that what MOM stands for? -letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather, accepting that there are things that cannot be -shit happens...deal with it -the only thing in life achieved without effort is failure -don't argue with idiots they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience -don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin -when life throws you lemons, make grape juice and let the wonder how the fuck you did it. -never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anywayz THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO -don't go up to the school bully and yell HEY FAT STUFF YOU DROPPED YOU UNDERWEAR in front their crush(i got most of that from all that) -when you have a cookie in your pocket make sure you cookie loving dog isn't following you -don't ask for a hamster if your turtle gets died of drowning 5 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face. Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile (yea i totally did soo yea *sad face*) this is totallys sad to me girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, you know that, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love i thought this was cool cause i could read it hahaha (but not that long word that is front power) Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs psas it on! OK THIS REALLY BROKE MY HEART IN TO LIKE 50 PIECES Story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile: My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!! IT TOTALLY HORRIBLE (copy and paste this if your heart broke too *sad face*) what i don't get about this is how she asks would you die for me wierd right?? Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Favorite couples taang (toph and aang) at first a loved kataang and changed the stories that were not them the first story i allowed myself to read it was like love at first read katara and zuko bc and butch spongebob and sandy Shaggy & Velma gwen & duncan ok i messed up on the thing i gets wrote down so past and present is the same story as the christmas plant thing soo yea hahahah i found it soo funny i started to cry alittle. : )b I gets put that story as I had nnoo idea how to publish ot so I know it wasn't good at ALL so yup and I was cundised so that is why I put the same story twice by the ways peoples ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever Random Copy and Pasting stuff, Just copy this and everything below it: S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives. School for 12 years, College for 4 years, Work until you die.. Great. Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me. I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die. There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life. And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F. Oh so you can join the army when your 16, but you have to be 21 to drink? If 2012 does begin to happen ..We'll just have Kanye interrupt it And then God created Saturn ..and he liked it, so he put a ring on it. People say you can't live without love.. I think oxygen is more important XD The guy who discovered milk, what the heck was he doing with the cow? When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!" My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem... Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. Perfect men are only fictional. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is man's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. God must love stupid people; He made so many. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. The trouble with life is there's no background music. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you're the kind of person who laughs at something that happened the day before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been so obsessed with something (Used to be Pokémon, now it’s anime/manga in general) to the point that it scares your friends, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, Sceptilelv100, Almiaranger, MossStarFromRiverclan, i love dino 32 If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile If you've ever walked/jogged/ran into a door copy and paste this to your profile If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. It’s always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. From a guy's point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.' Kiss us when no one's watching. (If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.) You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'. I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether. Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and Give the nice guys a chance Holdin Hands- Cuddling- Movies- Loving each other- Laying below the stars- Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute. ... HERE IS ALOT OF COPY AND PASTEY THINGY SO enjoy!!!!
If you never study but get an A on every test, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (i don't think it that wierd i lose to my self ALL the time, thank you never much) If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile. (it calms you down) If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.(it makes me feel ssoooooo calm i LOVE it soo much AAAHH) When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombieand Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you like writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls, copy this into your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If your profile is way too long,copy and paste this into it to make it longer! If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile (i get called wierd ALL the time i laugh and and day thank you very much in a country accent) If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you are so bored in school and you create fanfictions in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. If you don't do drugs copy/paste this into your profile(hell no are you crazy?...i bet some of you are ghahah) If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Im typing arent I?) Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. (i LOVE starwberry and ribs ALOT MORE MEAT!!!) If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. 90 of people in school try to be cool by acting like cool kids. If you are part of the 10 who is cool for pushing those freaks down the steps, and point and laugh with your friends, Copy and Paste this to your Profile and add your name to the list. MewMewKitty78, ButtercupXButchForever,i love dinos If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile If you think its AWESOME for people to review your stories, add your name to this list: Mr. Pichu, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, Liv the Waddle Dee, Sar the hedgehog, CrazyNutSquirrel, MewMewKitty78, BcXbUtCh, ppgrulz123, MilitaryBratUSA, ButtercupXButchForever,i love dinos If you ever stood up for yourself, even though you were scared, add this to your profile. If you LOVE LOVE LOVE! To scream, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had problems updating your profile because the computer kept putting the things that you wanted in a diffrent area, copy and paste this on your profile. IF YOU LOVE FANFICTION, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile/ If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!! If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile. (i have ssooooooo many times and it hurts man it hurts ssooooo RAWR) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder. Hey, I'm the one that pushed you! A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." "Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives." "Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but not very bright." "I'm the type of girl who will laugh at a scary movie, but screams bloody murder when toast pops out the toaster... AHHH TOAST!!!!" Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it. I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I? If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed by a meteor hurdling to earth. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! I am not a loser. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. "I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?" If you ever read past four in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (bbut they are not as good as toast...and yes i'm talking about bagels) Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. (it took me like a month to finally get that cause i keep reading it wrong) You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupid. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!! This is 25 fun things to do at mcdonalds 1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.) 2. Pay entirely in pennies. 3. Tell them you require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons. 4. Order a shake, and tell them you want bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess you really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!" 5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let you talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.” 6. While you’re in line, jump up and down like you’re having a spazz attack and scream repeatedly, “YO QUIERO TACO BELL!” 7. Sell White Castle food in the restrooms. Then when people get food poisoning you can blame it on McDonald’s. 8. Walk in wearing a Burger King hat. (Great when 3 or 4 people do this at the same time.) 9. Bring in a fart machine and keep setting it off, meanwhile making comments like, “Man, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten here.” 10. Return your food and tell them you’re allergic to nuclear waste mixed with gasoline byproducts. 11. Bring in a video camera and tell them they’re live on 20/20. (You should see the looks on their faces!) 12. Stand on a table with a megaphone and whenever somebody complains say, “This isn’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way.” 13. Flood the soda fountain machine. (It’s more interesting than flooding toilets.) 14. Walk to the drive-thru window and order. (If you really wanna tick ‘em off, skateboard.) 15. Take about 30 or so straws and blow all the wrappers at people. If anyone gives you a look, act a bit too innocent. 16. Speak gibberish, and act confused when they try to tell you that they don’t know how to speak gibberish too. 17. Chuck something at one of the employees. (I bet you five bucks they chuck it back.) 18. Chuck Skittles, M&Ms, or other small candy back into the cooking area. 19. Take two bites out of your burger, then tell the employee it’s cold and ask for a new one. Then repeat. And repeat. And repeat.” 20. Act like a schizo while you’re ordering. (“I’ll have a cheeseburger.” “No, chicken nuggets!” “Cheeseburger!”) Slap yourself to make it look convincing. 21. Climb on top the Play Place. When they tell you to come down, fall off and pretend your hurt, then threaten to sue. 22. When it’s your turn to order, start a conversation with the employee. Ask them how was their day, etc. When someone gets ticked and calls for the manager, scram, or start a conversation with him too. 23. Try to stuff your coins sideways into the charity box. Then when they don’t fit, start complaining loudly about how McDonald’s is so greedy and how they’re ripping off their charities. (Act really outraged about it.) 24. Try to bribe an employee for cheaper food. If they give in, call the manager. (Keep any food they gave you, though.) 25. Walk in and go sit down in a seat, then grab the little table advertisement thingy, (you know what I'm talking about, the triangular thingy by the salt and pepper, yeah that.) Well look at it turning it over and over and then say defiantly, "I know what I'm going to order, I'm ready!" After about five minutes, scream out, "Waiter!" Then after about five more minutes get up, and stomp out of the restaurant with the advertisement thingy. Then turn arround, come back in, and throw the advertisement thingy at the cashier and yell, "Your service sucks! You just lost yourself a customer, you hear that! A customer! Your not gonna see me smile At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came if you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. 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If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy and paste this to your profile. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. II'm BLACK and have white friends so I MUST think I'm white. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (i like the sun...sometimes) I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. 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What has webbed feet and fangs-Count Quackula. -Why are vampire families so close-Because blood is thicker than water -How does a girl vampire flirt-She bats her eyes if you are a 100% vampire fan and understood everyone of these jokes copy and paste this on to your profile. If you HATE school, copy and paste this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i'm copying and pasting now aren't i) If you've ever done something stupid just for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile. "FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. 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Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you love chocolate covered cranberries,copy this random bit of our life on to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards PEOPLE CAN'T DRIVE YOU CRAZY IF YOU DON'T GIVE THEM THE KEYS, if you agree copy this on to your profile If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile You call me a b? Because a b is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing 1. You are on your computer everyday 2. You are more inside, than out. 4. You are on this site often. 5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling. 6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three. 7. You looked back to see if there was a number three. 8. You feel a bit stupid. 9. You think this is funny. 10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. working out your arms are good for the souls 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. 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