I was alone. Alone and hated in my village. Until my mentor found me. Until he trained me. And he taught me a valuable lesson. That Nothing is True, and Everything is Permitted. Who am I? I am Naruto Uzumaki. And I'm an Assassin. NaruHina, OCAnko. Rated M for blood, language, and hinted sexual situations. Some Kakashi, Jiraiya, and possibly Sasuke bashing, and Hyuuga clan bashing.

One day after a mission Iruka decides to take in Naruto Uzumaki. What could possibly go wrong? Well... it looks like Naruto just turned off his personal gravity. Oh, and Shisui is prone to sugar highs. Who would've guessed?

Naruto Bael was born a low-class devil before the Great Devil War ever was a thing. Realizing how the devil-class system subjugated devils of lower class, Naruto will represent his origins as he rises and expose the corrupted system that he lives in, and he'll do it without the high-class devils even realizing it. Power of Destruction Naruto! Mass character crossover.

An Eroge-induced epiphany leads Hyoudou Issei down a path of hard work, excellence and extreme degrees of trauma suppression. Add to that a grumpy old dragon, an overpowered sacred gear, a frisky succubus and munchkin-worthy tactics that put the capital P in "Power Creep", and you've got yourself a nice mess. Oh, and there's also devils, and angels, and stuff. (Cover by Yutaku)

Naruto civilian story, due to special circumstances Naruto's life derailed from his intended career. Naruto centric story.

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

The paths we find ourselves on. Are they predetermined by fate? Or do we really have the power to change our future? Will we stick to the paths we find ourselves on? Or if a chance presented itself, would you take it? This is a new path. A new chance at life. A...did that kid just spew chunks all over the deck? Yes. Yes he did.

People forget what truly makes a shinobi terrifying: Ingenuity, stealth, versatility, and creativity. Too many rookies focus entirely on brute strength. Oh, if only they could see the little monsters in the shadows, laughing at their ignorance. Laughing as they step straight into a certain blonde brat's trap, a fatal prank, that'll be remembered for centuries. Trap Master Naruto!

Jiraiya was a super pervert among perverts, but he was more than just a teacher to Naruto. He was his mentor, his comrade, his biggest supporter, and the father he never had. Deciding to honor his late teacher's memory, the blond set out to lay claim on the one woman who has forever been out of the sage's reach, the woman he was also in love with. Naruto x Tsunade Senju. *One-shot*

Naruto get's thrown into the Dimensional Gap. *One-Shot*

A blonde ninja who changed his job occupation to that of a ramen chef meets an extremely lecherous teenager who will probably be called Oppai Dragon sooner or later. This story devolves from there. Involves subpar grammar, subparier comedy and the subpariest sense of structuring ever.

His sight was stolen at such a young age, but that doesn't stop him from doing anything. Losing his sight awakens his true potential that no one thought was possible. Beware the blind ninja!

Jaune Arc had always wanted to be a huntsman. The sky was blue, water was wet, and that was his dream. It didn't take long for him to be reminded that he was woefully inadequate for such a job. Still, there is no darkness without the dawn. The hour of his damnation might well have been his salvation as he meets someone who just might be able to help.

What stars shine beyond the shattered moonlight, what color are they? If one is orange, then surely it's light is flashing on Remnant. A young fox faunus with something to prove and a willpower unmatched. However, there's just one problem, like the silent moon he himself is silent. However, they say actions speak louder than words, and with things he must protect, they'll scream.

Born as a human. Treated as a demon. Gathered as a slave. Viewed as a leader. Traveled as a Mage. Grew as a Legend. The journey and life of The Hunter, Naruto Uzumaki

Au A training instructor returns to the leaf village, sees Naruto's run. and notices the sloppiness of the ANBU, now the question, what happens when a drill sergeant decides to fix the mistakes. Clean the mess, and drop the hammer on the enemies of the Leaf. "I survived the Chief, what can you do?"

The Face and Voice of God visits Konoha... looking for the one he has the face and voice of. Now, even though it is hard to believe he is God of the Bible, Naruto lived through so much they decided to give the guy a chance and he went to visit his world... until Naruto makes a quick stop in Kuoh and derails everything. The Devil's Luck... or whatever... indeed.

Midna has shattered the Mirror of Twilight and has left Zelda and Link to fend for themselves in the world they saved. Link is terrified of what he has lost but believes Zelda is a beacon to follow. It doesn't take him long to realize that Zelda is as lost and scared as him.

While exploring the Team 7 training ground, a young Naruto happens to stumble across a strangely shaped kunai embedded in a tree. Years of frustration and deciphering later, he finally cracks the fuinjutsu formula hidden along the handle to surprising and painful results. History is rewritten as the descendants of the Otsutsuki clan are finally all gathered onto one team.

Naruto finds a glowing stone on his way home. Naruto makes the mistake of touching it. Now Naruto will find that his actions will not only affect him but any girl he touches. Contains smut, Naruharem, Uzumakincest, lactation, and bodymod. Fem Kurama.

Strength isn't everything, he told me. The sharpest mind can destroy the darkest of demons. Fend off the strongest fairy. Crush phantoms. Who am I, you ask? I am the Dragon of Eros. A far-flung child, taken under ancient wings. An unabashed pervert. What? Save the world? I don't think so. Where's the fun in that, ya know? Smart Narutoxharem. Silliness and naughty bits within! VOTE!

In final desperate attack Naruto managed to save his friends from Kaguya, but after exiting out of Kaguya's orb he finds the world that he knew is gone and that perhaps he now must face a bigger challenge. Find a way back home. But, not all things are so easy for the hero of The Shinobi World. Darkness seeps one this world, and perhaps, an old face is behind it all! (Epic length)

Ever do a good deed? And because of that good deed people started following you? Naruto Uzumaki has been in such a situation after giving mercy to one thought irredeemable… Only this time, he's the object of worship for thousands of people. After many long years spent in stasis, his energy running rampant while he slept, he is now awake… "Why are people with wings calling me God?"

Following the end of the joint Chunin Exam test match with the other hidden villages, Naruto and his friends begin their training in preparation for the main event. However, just as their training gets under way, Konohagakure is suddenly attacked by a horde of monsters from another realm... [Current Arc- Konoha Crush Arc] [NarutoHarem]

She has been there since the beginning; his only friend in a time of uncertainty and fear, his only comfort in a time of harshness and bleakness, and the only one who will look at his face and see something more than a horribly scarred man with a scary-looking sword on his back.

[DEAD, SEE CHAPTER 31 FOR DETAILS] When Naruto attempts to return to Konoha, he takes a risky shortcut. And when your risky shortcuts involve inter-dimensional portals, things can spin a little out of control. And as such, Naruto finds himself stranded on another world, with no way to return home. So, what's the first thing any sane person would do? Go to school, of course.

In which Itachi tries his hand at a joke, Fugaku is very confused, and Sasuke realizes that all standard Uchiha are basically robots. (Or: Itachi doesn't have a funny bone and Sasuke is the victim.) [One-shot, Non-massacre AU, crack-fic]

An unforeseen trauma during his sealing has stricken the Kyuubi with amnesia! He wakes with no idea who, or what, or where he is. Young Naruto Uzumaki finds himself trying to figure all this out and help this giant wry-fox, all while still trying to prepare himself for the ninja academy. Maybe things will all work out in the end? Only time will tell.

No one survived the massacre, or so the village thought. Sasuke and Naruto are both living on the same street, though Sasuke doesn’t have a house. So Naruto invites him to live in his place.

Naruto is stolen from the village and left to die in a forest. He is found on deaths door by a civilian family, but what will happen when Naruto witnesses their Murder and is found by Jiraiya in the Ruins of his old home. Strong Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto, NarutoXOC

Naruto forces Kurama to go out for a while. Easier said than done when you've never had thumbs before. ONESHOT

In a world where Itachi truly wiped out every last Uchiha, Zetsu is at a loss for what to do: after all his schemes to resurrect Kaguya, he suddenly lost his most useful minions. Drastic measures were needed to acquire Uzumaki Naruto. Starts shortly after the Tsunade retrieval arc. Rated M for future romance, language, and bloodshed. Mokuton!Naruto. AU

A small overdose of sake for Squad 7's first C rank client changes Naruto's life. A meeting and talk with the Kyuubi changes Naruto, but for better or worse? Watch as the land of waves discover a new Naruto before Konoha gets the full effect of him. Harem

In an alternate universe where Naruto retires to devote himself to his true passion, ramen, someone else has to pick up the mantle. Or, eight children of the Leaf become Hokage in Naruto's place. Hokage!Rookies 9 AU, featuring their long-suffering assistants.

Shinobi don't love, they obsess. They're obsessed with their family, they're obsessed with their friends, they're obsessed with their significant other. That may seem fine, but love and obsession are very different things. One-shot.

Accidents happen, and sometimes by design. Naruto was determined to become a Genin, it was just his luck that this year they were being tested in the Kawarimi instead of the Bunshin due to a single lazy Admin-chuunin. Team Gai!Naruto, Maito!Lee (adoption yay), BAMF!everyone. (Confirmed Neji/Naru, facebook repost)

After checking up on a strange rift in space and time, Naruto ended up in a foreign land where new allies and enemies await. However, his wish to bring peace to his home still resonated...so he will do everything he can to return home, no matter what! 3 Crossovers mixed right, with a 4th on the way. A new narrative with believable characters! Strong!Naruto and mostly in-character!

It was just another day in Konoha. Well...except for the S-rank criminals walking around like they always have been there. They say that as long as you act like you should be somewhere, no one will care. Time to put that saying to the test...One-shot, crack-fic, OOCness

After a failed experiment, 18-year old Danny finds himself in a world of Pokegirls. Can he get home? by the time he can, will he want to? He's 18, and in a world where the eternal hunt for sex is more of a 'playful walk towards it.' Who knows. Rated M for content and to protect the madman writing this.

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.

Team Seven is a disaster. A revenge obsessed boy with a superiority complex; a fangirl with a mother who feeds her delusions; a jinchuuriki that seems entirely apathetic to the world; a sensei lost in the past, refusing to make bonds. Kakashi has to make it work, pull them all together despite himself. Can he do it? Or will the team collapse as it seems destined to do?

Following the appearance of the daughter of one of Hagoromo's disciples, everything that Indra knows about ninshu and even himself is challenged.

In one universe, Uzumaki Naruto would have taken after his father and worked towards becoming the Hokage. In this one, that was not the case. Unfortunately, in the wake of Pain's attack on Konoha, Naruto is saddled with a job he does not want. Still, he'll do his duty, at least until he can pawn off this horrible job. Until then, he'll play his part as The Reluctant Rokudaime.

"For that reason, the Hokage has assigned Naruto-kun to a Special Squad of his own design and choosing," Iruka held up the paper he had pulled out earlier. "Uzumaki Naruto, your team-mates are Konan and Tobirama. Your Captain will be Yamato-san, and you are Team Eleven." [Strong!Naruto]

When Naruto had proclaimed he wanted to become Hokage, he just didn't expect to get the hat so soon. Dealing with backstabbing politicians, demanding teammates, an entirely unhelpful sensei, and a possible war brewing, all Naruto wants to do is settle in for a warm cup of ramen. Too bad Uzumaki Naruto was too stubborn to give up. If only his job wasn't such An Unworkable Gig.

Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.

When Danny Phantom and Vlad Plasmius combined to create the catastrophe that would plague Amity Park for ten years, everyone assumed Danny Fenton died. But the truth is far different. Stranded in a strange new land, a world-weary Danny meets a young Naruto Uzukmaki. It is an odd turnabout to be only 'ordinary' in a village of the extraordinary… TUE timeline; Naruto prequel.

He might've been born damaged, but through his weakness, he found power: the flame to drive away the darkness; and larger than his strength, his resolution. It's through this that he'll follow his heart and fight for his dream of becoming the strongest. AU, Somewhat OP Naruto Pairings to be decided.

Itachi's quit ANBU, Sasuke knows more then he lets on, Fugaku starts out calm but ends up insane, and Mikoto is the most awesome person ever. There's the discovery of a mysterious organization (which the Hokage decides to make the poor ex-ANBU investigate). Luckily, he's got some friends that are willing to help. All in a days work for Itachi Uchiha! OOCness galore! [Discontinued]

At the Final Valley, Naruto learns what he must do to save Sasuke. And he proposes a plan to Tsunade to save his best friend, and she think it's genius. He and other ninja of the Leaf are recruited to carry out this task and to slay a snake once and for all. Complete.

Sasuke walks alone on a path nobody can follow for years. Will he ever find someplace to call home or is he doomed to sacrifice his happiness and well-being for others? He seems content with his choices but a certain blonde always loves to throw wrenches into his plans. Sasuke x Fem Naru!

They were strong enough, yet they continued to seek power. They preached for peace, yet all they wanted was war. They speak of kindness, yet they thrive on cruelty. They speak of life, yet they continued to slaughter each other. And now they were cursed, and they brought this curse upon themselves.

When a dying Tobi infects Naruto, Kurama goes feral and vicious inside our blonde hero. Now, only a gathering of lovely ladies hold the cure to getting both Naruto and Kurama back to normal. Harem of 50: featuring Samui, Shizuka, Hinata, Ino, Hokuto, Hotaru, and much more. Now available on Archive of our Own.

It was like a scale, with one side supporting the pacifist gardener and the other the aggressive protector. That was the poetic description. Sasuke just thought she was nuts. Naruto is a powerful shinobi who would rather be doing anything but fighting. Mokuton!Naruto

It was a pathetic remnant of a once 'great' civilisation, that was what he knew. It had been destroyed by humanity's hubris, he no longer wanted any part of it. What had been idealism now became cynicism, tempered by the years of destruction. He thought himself wizened, idealism was pointless as it was only a means to despair. Yet these four made him question all of that.

Minato decides to rant about the utterly horrifying, completely improper, and (most likely) emotionally abusive relationship his daughter shares with her teammate, Sasuke Uchiha. Iruka tries to get the Hokage to deal with his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru Companion piece to Fugaku's Laments (An Ideal World Fic)

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

It was an foregone conclusion that many didn't know much about Everfree. It's especially obvious that most didn't know anything about its Deeper Depths. Whether it be the Flora, Fauna or its inhabitants. Most in the Depths liked to be left alone, but one in particular found his way out of them. Naruto x AJ. Anthro. Side pairs: Mac/RD, Spike/Scootaloo.

Without a doubt Link was most ardently a gentleman. It was time, she mused, Hyrule deserved a gentle king. OoT oneshot.

They were happily married yet still it seems that fate went out of its way to afflict their lives with suffering. Sadfic. Zelink.

Naruto couldn't get enough of Harriet James Potter Black. FemHarry

In which Link tries his hand at playing the villain. "There really is no rest for the wicked..." She yanked him closer, lips turned in a sultry smile. "Shut up and get to work." A fluffy short story that takes place after the events of Twilight Princess.

At five years old, Naruto unleashes the Kyuubi's chakra and slaughters the mob that attempted to kill him. Having little choice, Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Sandaime Hokage, takes in Naruto and trains him. Will the Yondaime legacy become the next 'God?

Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.

His role has ended the moment he got his existence back, his end was supposed to be reached back then. But it was prevented by one lonely little girl. And now, his role is to help and watch how she is struggling with [ripples] that he created. Of course, he will help her in anything... except for changing the result of their contract.

'Jiraiya was the lucky one,' Tsunade mused, 'He set out to create a family.'

The Sage of the Six Paths had planned his Grand Entrance to perfection. That plan had not involved arriving early and getting lost on the outer perimeters of Naruto and Sasuke's Minds. Since neither Mind wants to die any time soon, guides have been sent to help the Sage get back on schedule. (Spoilers post-Chapter 669, a vaguely surreal meandering tour, borders on crack)

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Naruto is banished from Konoha but gives them the slip and boards a ship. Soon after, he is shipwrecked on Ember island and is saved by Azula. Three years later, Naruto is Azula's bodyguard while she hunts for the Avatar, but did he see the last of Konoha?

Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)

Humans envy power. Mortals envy an eternal legacy. But when one achieves both, what does he become? He becomes a god among men, one who's name will be etched into history. However, even a god can feel envious. One-shot, SoSP perspective.

Second in my Twenty Themes series. Enjoy!

Twenty random themes about everyone's favorite group of tailed demons. One-shot.

3 years after the Disastroid incident and Vlad left Earth, Dani had the perfect idea to thank Danny for giving her life. Warning mature content underage kids shouldn't read this. One Shot