Hello, and salutaions to any and all who are strange, and or bored enough to view this profile. My penname is Professor A. Silvertree. I am a critic and sometime author of fanfictions(usually more of the former, rather than the latter), generally within the realms of Lord of the Rings, the Chronicles of Narnia, and anything else that I find interesting enough to write and or read about. I will update my stories when I see fit. And if you actually get a review from me, that means I found your story good enough for me to want to talk to you. Which may or may not be a good thing, as if you couldn't tell from my introductory paragraph, I am both long winded, and of humor dry enough for desert dwellers to move to the tropics.I have a hearty dislike for bad grammar (not that mine's any good), flimsy plots and stories(far to many to go around), overdone plots, stories, and oc's(again, far to many, and not enough personality to go around), and the ever dreaded slash, lemons, horrid pairings, limes, horridly done pairings, and various other citrus fruits. I believe that if you're going to write a story, make it a story that you would want to see on the shelves of your favorite bookstores.

I enjoy music of many genres. I have a deep fondness for animals and nature. I love God more than anything else. Books, literature, and the arts are my passions. And my favorite date is having hilarious and profound discussions of any sort whist wandering on the beaches of the shores of the Indiana Dunes State park, the south shore of Lake Michigan.(please forgive my moment of advertising on behave of my beloved home town area.) I have an obsession for tea, and all things tea related. I hate people messing with my car. My right leg is 1/8th" shorter than my left. My favorite comedy is Zoolander, some of my other favorite movies are Lord of the Rings, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, the Star Wars Series, Memoirs of a Geisha, anything by Hiao Miazaki, Toy Story 3, Julie and Julia, Scaramouch. I'm not called the Professor for nothing, if you couldn't tell by my profile, I tend to blather on, much to the shagrin of the reader. And I have no problem giving an impromtu lecture on areas I either know much about, or feel much more should be known about.

In all highest regards,

Professor A.Silvertree

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