Name- Kami

My future husband- Benedict Cumberbatch

Current obsession- Sherlock Holmes and Benedict Cumberbatch

Gender- Female

Age- 13

I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES! HE DID NOT INVENT MORIARTY AND HE IS ALIVE! HE IS NOT A SOCIOPATH JUST A BRILLIANT MIND! HE IS NOT AN INHUMAN PYSCHOPATH CAPABLE OF LOVING DR. JOHN WATSON! HE HAS A HEART!

Normal People say - Oh my god/OMG/Oh my goodness!
Sherlockians say - Oh for god's sakes.
Normal People - Get bored and bite their nails/eat/e.t.c.
Sherlockians - Draw a smiley face on the wall with yellow spray paint and shoot it.
Normal People - Look at someone and judge them.
Sherlockians - Look at someone and examine/observe everything about them, then judge them.
Normal People - See things.
Sherlockians - See and observe things.
Normal People - Would jump off a building to save their friends.
Sherlockians - Would jump off a building and make their friends think they were dead - when infact they faked their death - to save their friends.
Normal People - Would put up a hood if they were cold.
Sherlockians - Would turn up their coat collar, pretending they were cold-but are just trying to look cool.
Normal People - Would be upset if someone died.
Sherlockians - Would be jumping up and down in joy because there's a chance to think about it.
Normal People - Know that the Earth goes round the Sun.
Sherlockians - Had used to know and but deleted it and couldn't care less.
Normal People - Have friends
Sherlockians - Have friends, but don't want them.
Normal People - Miss their friends when they go out.
Sherlockians - Don't even notice they've left.

Ten Signs that You're Too Obsessed With Sherlock

1) Every time you meet someone new, you try to Sherlock Scan them.

2) Whenever you're faced with a difficult homework question, you make a remark somewhere along the lines of "This is a three-patch problem."

3) You make a big deal out of trying to solve every crime on the news before the police.

4) When asked to write an essay for school on Your Role Model, you write TEN PAGES on SHERLOCK HOLMES (THE MODERN DAY VERSION) and then are informed that the hero can't be fictional. You then write one about Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss and 2 completely seperate ones about Benedict Cumberbatch and Sir Arthur Connan Doyle instead, stating the fact that you couldn't pick.

5) You patted yourself on the back for weeks for picking "the same pill as Sherlock" in the first episode.

6) On the one occasion, you GASP worked something out BEFORE SHERLOCK you ran around in circles, screamed so loudly the neighbours called the police, called ALL your friends to tell them about it, and fell down on your knees before the TV screen in simple worship.

7) You had pre-recorded the start of the new series, put on your long trench coat to watch the first episode and threatened to place a marinating head in your mother's fridge if she DARED interrupt you while the show was on. She told you that your "obsession" could be seen as something getting out of hand. You turned, gave her a look of utter contempt, and proceeded to correct her grammar. She should have said "Your obsession is a thing which could be seen as getting out of hand." Honestly.

8) When-I can't say it-THE LAST EPISODE HAPPENED ( and if you've seen it, you'll know what I mean), you did not cry-you merely sank to the floor in front of your sofa, with trembling lips, murmuring to yourself "Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side" to keep yourself calm-as Sherlock would have wished.

9) You formulate endless theories about THE LAST EPISODE (Oh my God it's too difficult not being able to say know exactly happened.)

10) You memorise every one of Sherlock's retorts and use them in every situation you can think of.

11) Whenever someone tells you you're a psychopath, you turn, unleash a burning glower, and witheringly utter the following : "I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath-DO YOUR RESEARCH."

Pairings in books and movies that I support-

Sherlock Holmes/John Watson- Gay

Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade- Gay

Magnus/Alec- Gay

Isabelle/Simon (Get outta here Maia)

Clary/Jace (Hate seperate, love together)

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Dumbledore/Mcgonagle

Jack/Angelica

Max/Fang

Rizzo/Kenickie

Danny/Sandy

About Me- I'm a 13 year old Wisconsin girl named Kamryn, Kami, or Kam, your preferance, I really don't care, who loves her animals (mostly cats) and her friends. I am a highly functioning sociopath (no not a pyschopath do you research, yep that line was from Sherlock but it's true). I have a temper though so YOU ARE NOW WARNED! :) Feel free to PM me I won't bite except on Monday's. I have 20 chickens, a rabbit named Alice, a dog named Baby, 2 cats named Moo and, well lets say Kichy.

My Writing- I began writing a year or so ago just for fun and began writing FanFiction a few months ago. I write any requested one-shots so Pm me. Camp Shadow is on hiatus for lack of ideas and The Cup of Evil is being turned into a multichap fic as you read this. :)

I love books (The Mortal Instruments and Sir Arthur's Sherlock) and a few shows on the telly Sherlock is my favorite but I also enjoy Smash, The X Files, Land Girls, Charmed, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and a few others. My favorite super hero is Captain America and here are a few of my favorite actors...

Benedict Cumberbatch - Sherlock

David Duchovny - Special Agent Fox Mulder

James Marsters - Spike

Robert Sean Leonard - Dr. James Wilson

Chris Evans - Captain America

Johnny Depp - Captain Jack Sparrow

10 reasons why there should NOT be gay marriage in the U.S...

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Stupid reasons, huh? Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S and B'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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