Yo. I'm Katara Uchiha and you probably know swat about me so yea, read on.

Name: Katara Uchiha

Sex: Female

Hair color: Brown

Age: None of ur damn business

Things I love:  Music, Fanfictions, Yaoi, kissing, my iPOD, and boys

Things I Dislike: Electronic failures, Haters, close minded people

Favorite Artists: Evanescence, 3 Doors Down, Lifehouse, Hoobastank, AeroSmith, Simple Plan, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, Hawethore Heights, Nickelback, Switchfoot, t.A.T.u., Nine Inch Nails, My Chemical Romance, Avril Lavigne, Three Days Grace, Vertical Horizon, SR-7, and AFI just to name a few.



Feel free to copy and paste anything from this point on.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Here’s a dilemma...
With all your honor and dignity, what would you do? Please don’t answer without giving it serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line- this is important for the test to work accurately.

You’re in Florida... in Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a news photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You’re trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power.

Suddenly you see a man in the water, fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is -- it’s George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world’s most powerful men.

And here’s the question (please give an honest answer):

Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

Put this in your profile if you think homophobia is WRONG.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

Quotes:

If you don't go to high school you will definitely go to jail.- Gerard Way

The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time

There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was close to that. . . . But even in my most jaded times, I had some hope

It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. Ya know?

We like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years.

“When I was writing it, I was remembering how hard it was to be a 16-year-old in high school. I always wanted to be an artist, so I was this loner kid who just got drunk all the time. I only had one real friend. There was a girl I really liked, and she ended up taking really sleazy photographs with her boyfriend, and that really crushed me, I was just swimming in this pit of despair, jealousy and alcoholism.

Well, I'm half Italian, so last year on warped tour i got this really good tan and I was like, bummer.

I dont think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start his own band, I like to think it will make him save children from a burning building.

I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.

That's what happens when you're all borderline psychotic and therein lies the beauty of this band - our duality. There's a duality to each band member too. There's a desire to have this constant conflict. If we write a write a song and it turns out really poppy, we have to make the lyrics really fucked up. There's psychosis to everything we do for sure. One day we're probably gonna write this number one pop tune that will be about a massacre!

Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fn' princess!

When we first started out I had a really big issue and a lot of my loved ones had a really big issue with the fact that I was totally in pain up there and there was a time when I tried to hurt myself off stage, but I got over that. Like, you should never want to hurt yourself. You should love yourself. Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself and become a new person and I think that that is going to be a lot of what the next record is about, not to plug it or anything. Like, it's going to talk about dying and coming back to become what you totally want to become. We are all becoming what we want to become.

I'm the master of the wicket.

Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you...

Oh yeah. People think we're fucking loaded just because we got all this bling on. Yeah, they think we're all rich vampires!

Actually, I might party a bit. I haven't partied in a long time, ... But we party a little differently than, like, Trick Daddy . We like high-speed Internet and strong coffee.

I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.- Gerard Way

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window. -Gerard Way

Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive...- Gerard Way

So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?- Gerard Way

If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway. -Gerard Way

Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone.- Gerard Way

The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell. -Gerard Way

The fearless are merely fearless. Those who act in spite of their fear are truly brave.

If I don't grip the sword I cannot protect you. If I do grip the sword I cannot embrace you.

If you prey on the old, you're a coward. If you prey on the young, you're just pathetic. If you prey on the weak, you're even weaker. But if you prey on my friends, you're history.

It would be easier to reshape a mountain than to reshape human will.

We cannot choose how we begin our lives, but we can have the courage to take the final step.- Fearless

It's interesting to see that intentions and deeds are often strangers.

Perhaps the farthest part of the sky is clearest, so we may always strive to reach it. - Rurouni Kenshin

It's strange to see that people talk constantly, but they never say a single thing.

They cannot cage my soul for she has freed it.

It is far better to be exhausted from success than to be rested from failure.

When you are sad, I will dry your tears. When you are scared, I will comfort your fears. When you are worried, I will give you hope. When you are confused, I will help you cope. When you are lost and can't see the light, I will be your beacon shining ever so bright. This is my oath, I shall pledge until the end. You ask why? Becasue you are my friend.

We are not here because we are free... We are here because we are not free... - Mr. Smith, The Matrix

"I got lucky..." "Naw, I got a dog named Lucky. He's got one eye and no nuts." - Ghost Rider

"She was too bubbly and I'm just too horny. It wouldn't work out."

"What time is it?... ITS TIME TO GET SEXY!! XDDD"

Emo is short for emotional. Not suicidal.

If you say gullible really slowly, it sounds like lemons. XD

We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!

Its a tough job but somebody's got to do it! So good luck on that...

If life hads you an apple, they've run out of lemons.

I have a Karaoke CD, and I'm not afraid to use it.

... hmmm...impossible iz nuthin...cuz nuthinz impossible...itz the possibilitiez tht make all the possiblez impossible...wich iz impossible itself... O_o?

"If we bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass desruction on our hands." - Eclipse

What were they thinking when they made M&Ms Minis? Did someone just bite into an M&M and think, "Ya know...I just can't finish this.

The truth is, you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath, I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

Blessed are the deceased.

Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.

Suicide Hotline...please hold.

When people deny someone’s very existence, that person’s eyes grow cold, colder than the coldest ice storm in winter.

Live every day like your ass is on fire!

You said u would always be there for me...i guess we have different definitions of always.

Just when u thought u lost everything...u find out u can lose a little more

Every now and then, i wish it were then instead of now.

I would trade ten thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday.

Goodbye means wanting to say so much and being able to say so little. (god, believe it when you hear that quote)

Let the world stop turning, let the sun stop burning, let them tell me loves not worth going through...if it all falls apart, i will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true...in this life i was loved by u.

I wonder if u have any idea what its like to be me watching u and knowing there will never be an us.

I see him, but he sees past me. I look in his eyes but he looks around me. Does he know what i see when he stares through me? I see him and i cant help watching him, not watching me

The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone...it was in a room full of people that never even cared.

The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone...it was in a room where i was in love with someone who wasnt in love with me.

I wish i had the guts to walk away and forget everything, but i cant cause i know u wont come after me and that is what hurts the most.

The worst thing in the world is wondering how things...couldve been...wouldve been...shouldve been.

But if anyone can make it,
Im bettin on me & you.

Its a long way down
& its a leap of faith
But were never giving up

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

I swear to drunk I’m not god!

What part of NO don’t you understand? The N or the O?

Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean business.

Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity.

True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.

Thick and thin, tall and small, fast and slow. Tell me who is always there for you. I am sure you know. Your best friend, of course, don't let him or her go.

Sometimes life is hard to bear when a friend is just not there.

Nations will rise and fall. Wars will be lost and won. Lives will begin and end, but a true friend is eternal.

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there.

When you look around and your world is crumbling, and when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to.

The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and your friends become your family.

Friends are always friends no matter how far you have to travel back in time. If you have memories together, there is always a piece of your friendship inside your heart.

I use to be normal
Until i met these losers
I call my
.B. .E. .S. .T. .F. .R. .I. .E. .N. .D. .S.

I am a Sane person in an Insane World!

I'm not as think you dumb I am.

People can be either crazy or sane but only if they're both do they have problems

We are the people our parents warned us about.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Boys, can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

Trying is the first step towards failure.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time!

If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you

Mental Health is overrated

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge

The road to success is always under construction

I'm looking forward to regretting this

Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why.

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters

I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Who laughs last, thinks the slowest

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it

That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!

First law of science: don't spit into the wind

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised

I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on

Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

Welcome to loserville. Population: you

Your village called, their idiot is missing

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely

I dont need your attitude I got one of my own

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

Want my number?Call 1-800-GET LOST!!

There is more than one path to life, which makes it even harder to get lost when you don’t know where you’re going in the first place…

Loves like a butterfly, if you chase it, itll fly away, but if you wait patiently it will land on you when you least expect it

Here it is. Another new year.
Another moment in our life to fill
that silence with resolutions
that well forget the next day.
These resolutions ;; we all make them.
We make them just so that we can break them.
Its like a rule. Like everyone has to break
their new years resolution.
Mine last year was to not fall in love.
But then I met him & that all changed.

Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow

The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…

Clothes make a man. Naked people have little to no influence on society.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio

Many people will walk in and out of your life but only true friend will leave footprints in your heart.

Hot heads and cold heart never solved anything.

Even a heart of stone can be broken.

Most of us know how to say nothing. Few of us know when.

Meeting you was fate, being friends with you was my choice, dating you was... INSANITY!

Well-behaved women, hardly make history.

Love like it's never gonna hurt, dance like no one's watching and live like your gonna die tomorrow.

The harder you try the stupider you look.

That which doesn't kill me, delays the inevitable

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one..

Something not worth sacrifice is something not worth having

Good cannot exist without Evil, just as Light cannot exist without Darkness

I only wish someone would say I love you and mean it.

No guy is worth your tears, and those who are won't make you cry

True friends stay with you when everyone is leaving.

Why do we try so hard to live if we only live to die?

Scars are there to make sure you never forget.

Loneliness kills, there are just no one there to witness it.

When you fall down your friend helps you up, but your best friend is laughing 'cause they're the one's that tripped you.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, fuck the fruit.

Procrastinators of the world unite...tomorrow.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Depression is just anger without flare.

God wants Spiritual Fruits NOT religious nuts

I need alcohol. There are brain cells that will remember this night and I want them dead.

I know what your thinking...AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

Religion is for people afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who have already been there.

If I could get a firm grip on reality...I WOULD CHOKE IT!!

Sure God created men before women, but there's always a rough draft before the final copy.

His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

You can't be close enough unless I'm feeling your heart beat.

Someday we'll look back on all this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Live every day like your ass is on fire!

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause children.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.

Last night, I laid in bed looking up at the stars and though to myself, 'Where the hell is the ceiling?'

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.

Boys don't fall for me; i trip them.

There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma.

Standing out is better than fitting in.

Guys hate it when girls say 'Don't' and 'Stop', and guys love it when girls say, 'Don't stop'.

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.

You have the right to remain silent! Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Once a boy gave a girl a dozen roses, one was fake. He said 'I'll love you until the last rose dies.

They say home is where the heart is. Well, my home must be Hell because that's where my heart seems to be stuck.

Dying for someone is easy.
The hard part is to keep living for them when you feel like dying.- VampiricSerpienteGrl

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The problem with reality is the lack of background music.

Why kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear
them down.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries. -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Who are you to judge the life I live. I know I'm not perfect - - And I don't live to be.
But before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean - Bob Marley

Let me fade as I cling to these shards of my shattered reality.

It doesn't hurt to dream, it hurts more to wake up.

I'm alright. It only hurts to breathe.

Smile! It hides everything.

Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I need it the most.

Dreams are what keep us alive.

Insanity: A perfect rational adjustment to an insane world

Pain doesn't hurt when it's the only thing you've ever felt.

Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken.

Shit happens. Mostly to me, so don't worry.

It takes more courage to suffer than to die.

They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same.

Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness, I need to calculate what creates my own madness.

I never really wanted you to see the screwed-up side of me that I keep locked inside of me so deep it always seems to get to me- Cold by Crossfade

If you look at the mirror and don't like what you see then you'll find out first hand what it's like to be me- The End by My Chemical Romance

You asked what was wrong and I smiled and said Nothing then I turned around
and whispered Everything.

I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best ones I've ever had.

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.

Famous last words:

"No, these windows are okay to lean on."

"I can pass this guy."

"My brakes are fine."

"Nice doggy."

"Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du--"

"So, you're a cannibal."

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"

"I wonder where the mother bear is."

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

I found this i didn't make it.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

~98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile~

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, BloodyEmoUchiha, Katara Uchiha

Out of 100 kids, 30 go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Katara Uchiha

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