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 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Don't let my one fic fool you, I actually love several other fandoms, including Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Merlin, and Marvel, as well as a few other ones. I'd write fics for each of them, but let's not kid ourselves, I can barely get myself to write this single one as it is. |
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Rendez-Vous by im-an-idjit reviews
Four times Lucifer ran into Balthazar on a mission, and one time he didn't. (secret agent!AU, oneshot)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Balthazar, Lucifer] - Complete
False Impressions by im-an-idjit reviews
Dean hits it off with Castiel after helping him out with his broken-down car. The catch? Castiel's already seeing someone.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by im-an-idjit reviews
Since the age of ten, Dean Winchester has been the bane of Castiel's existence.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,083 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W.
Quand à Cannes by im-an-idjit reviews
"Yes, sir, there are things to see and do on the French Riviera without spending money." - Robert A. Heinlein, Glory Road; Or the time Lucifer and Balthazar visited the Côte d'Azur.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Complete
A Knot of Problems by im-an-idjit reviews
As an Alpha, Dean has a lot on his plate; rowdy pack members, rivaling Alphas, and the prospect of finding a mate. Oh yeah, and Castiel's malfunctioning heat-suppressants. (alpha/beta/omega dynamics, alpha!Dean, omega!Cas)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,022 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Tenacity and Rejection by im-an-idjit reviews
Dean shot him a bright grin. "Go out with me." (high school!oneshot)
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Little Darling by im-an-idjit reviews
Things aren't that much different now that they're dating. There's just a lot more sex. (continued from 'Fake It Till You Make It')
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
A Box of Beauty by Kata Chthonia reviews
Valentine's Day one-shot! Set 1500 years after Receiver of Many, Hades and Persephone get an unexpected visitor… "Her name is Psyche. She says Venus sent her." "For what?" Aidon asked. "That's what I need to ask you about." Persephone settled on the divan and crossed her legs. "Why, pray tell, husband, would Aphrodite think that there is a box of beauty that I keep at my bedside?"
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Hades, Persephone] - Complete
The Family Business by im-an-idjit reviews
Shooting people, smuggling booze... In other words, the time Castiel visits The Roadhouse, inadvertently starts a feud between two mob families, ruins his favourite suit and sleeps in the Winchesters' basement, all in one evening. (destiel gangster!AU)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
The Hardships of Michael Novak by im-an-idjit reviews
In hindsight, Michael really should have realised it the moment Dean Winchester walked into their house. AKA The shenanigans Dean and Castiel got up to in high school and the headaches Michael endured, set before 'Fake It Till You Make It'.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Michael - Complete
Fake It Till You Make It by im-an-idjit reviews
He has to actually fly out for Sam's wedding, Cas is coming as his date and everyone thinks it's for real. Dean Winchester is not having a great day.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,591 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Three Times Gabriel Meddled by im-an-idjit reviews
...and almost got away with it. (matchmaker!Gabriel, Balcifer oneshot, set in Barstool Blues 'verse)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Balthazar, Lucifer] Gabriel - Complete
Barstool Blues by im-an-idjit reviews
The one where Balthazar owns a pub, and has to deal with the everyday shenanigans of his patrons as well as his staff, for the sake of his thinning sanity.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Balthazar - Complete
No Rush by savingcas reviews
Dean and Cas do not lack for conversation during early morning sex.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Kingdom Come by im-an-idjit reviews
Prince Dean Winchester first met the Ambassador of Aether on a cold, September day, when the latter royally kicked his ass at jousting. (destiel knight!AU)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,244 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Baby Blues with a Chocolate Chip Muffin by im-an-idjit reviews
Dean's crushing on the guy who always orders a cappuccino and a chocolate chip muffin. (oneshot, coffee shop!AU)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
The Profound Bond by im-an-idjit reviews
When the FBI teams up with Angels in the Human-Angel Cooperation Initiative, Dean finds himself developing more than unsuitable thoughts about his new celestial partner.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,916 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Markered Territory by im-an-idjit reviews
Cas is shirtless and there's a black marker in the drawer, so Dean makes use of his time. One shot, goes along with The Awesome Thing About Love. Destiel college!AU
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
The Awesome Thing About Love by im-an-idjit reviews
Forbidden romances, dickish brothers, a very cliché plot and all-round college shenanigans. What else could you possibly ask for? (destiel college!AU)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,962 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Warmth by Alpha Flyer reviews
Clint stops pacing the apartment and ventures a look at her through eyelashes that feel like they're about to be encrusted in ice. Natasha, of course, is busy pretending that she isn't freezing to death.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Souvenirs by atlasblue85 reviews
After a slight misunderstanding on a mission in Melbourne, Natasha and Clint develop an unusual competition. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Arachnophobia by fornwalt reviews
Natasha tries to hide an injury, but Clint isn't buying it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
An Indecent Proposal by comewhatmay.x reviews
Blair finds a series of indecent pictures on Chuck's phone, leading to a proposal on the doorstep of her Columbia apartment. CB fluff, because it's the best kind of therapy there is.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Human Relations by sundroptea reviews
The problem of having a boyfriend born in 1800s is that, overall, they tend to have particularly, shall we say, extreme attitudes towards the proper treatment of women...
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,320 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse - Complete
Dura et Triumpha reviews
As a fifth year student, Bridget's got plenty to worry about. But with the threat of a rising Dark wizard, an intersocial conflict building up in the school hallways, and a few family issues – least of which include a convicted criminal for a brother – it makes for a bit of a bother. And all this is without her inconvenient (but not entirely unwanted) feelings for Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [Sirius B., OC] Lily Evans P., Marauders