When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

We, the People, the Machine, the Broken.

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

Human!Stuck, Erisol. Two boys who had known (hated) each other back in high school are now rooming together in college, and they come to find that there may have been more to their feelings from way back when. It also turns out that Eridan has a secret-one that Sollux never would have guessed. -There are triggers in this story-

'Your name is VRISKA SERKET. You are a MUTANT and so have been EXILED FROM SOCIETY and moved to a QUARANTINED AREA. Lousy goddamn stupid radiation.' Dystopian, apocalyptic sci-fi AU using major elements from canon. Beta trolls are now mutated humans, sent away and conditioned into soldiers for the Condesce in a Battle Royale style story. But not all is as it seems. c36 progress:3/5

In the World of Remnant, darkness conquered every part of the globe filled with bloodshed. Sometimes, a little shower or rain is needed to wash away the darkness. Follow my team, RAEM(Rain) in their journey to self-enlightment and atonement while aiming to be the best Hunters and Huntress this world has ever seen. OC-insert. Semi-Hiatus

Dave Strider and John Egbert have been best friends for over six years though neither of them know any basic information about the other- not even each other's names. But what's to happen when they're suddenly living in the same town and going to the same school without knowing that it's their best friend? And what happens when they start to fall in love all over again?

John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a regular life. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, all of his friends are all online. Normal, just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on. (rating will be bumped up)

Chat Noir's identity has been revealed in the worst possible way imaginable - In front of a nation-wide broadcast crew while facing an Akuma. His life is shaken dramatically, nothing can be the same again, and there is only one source of stability for both Adrien Agreste and Chat Noir now. How do things change when everyone knows their hero? MariChat, Adrienette, Ladynoir, Ladrien

Hawkmoth discovers that Ladybug is none other than Marinette Dupain-Cheng, and things get spotty.

Jaune was ready to die when he fell off the cliff, he was tired of the war his life had become. Of course when he fell and was offered a second chance he took it. But in typical fashion, Jaune got tricked as he failed to clarify one thing: HOW FAR BACK HE WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO GO! AU of Jaune Arc's Pain! Swearing! Time Travel fic! Troubled, Grimm, Powerful, and Skilled Jaune!

Tendencies Series - Le sexy times. There comes a point in every young man's life where he just has to put the condom on the banana.

Third instalment of Tendencies. Spring in Paris, a time for flowers and love, for fashion and passion. But heated blood can lead to dangerous decisions and Adrien's about to discover how hard things can be. Hawk Moth is on the horizon. COMPLETE

My take on the final ending for Dirk and Jake. Spoilers for the ending of Homestuck.

When Nino runs headlong into the biggest most stressful secret he can imagine he is suddenly thrown into a world of secret identities and superheroes. Now that he knows Ladybug's identity, he's got to do what he can to help her out. (Not Ninette, Alya and Nino are not together. Pre-animan)

After an Akuma attack goes wrong- Marinette finds herself in 1920's New York City with an entirely different Cat Noir. Meanwhile Adrien finds himself stuck trying to handle a very unfamiliar Ladybug. Both of them come to realise you don't know what you have until it's gone. Ladynoirx2, Adrienette, Marichat

Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!

Second instalment in Tendencies. He watched her fade, right before his eyes, and he couldn't do anything to stop it. Complete

After an unfortunate akuma attack, Marinette is left with a broken arm. Thank goodness for her, Adrien has offered to help her during school and Chat Noir has promised to check up on her every night. Quickly, our heroes find themselves in a strange love square where they are being pulled in many different directions. (Mix of Adrienette and Marichat)

(inspired by lovelyblogtime's tumblr prompt/post) Women all over Paris have been falling into a coma-like sleep, the perpetrator unknown and its latest victim was near their school. Can Ladybug and Chat Noir figure out who's behind this epidemic? Or has this new villain set its sights on sweet Marinette?

Dirk swore he'd never put a human in danger again, not after his past mistakes. But after a chance encounter at a local coffee shop, he admits something more than the coffee is drawing him back. (This is a collaboration fic with the wonderful Sachi-sama!)

Runaway Lucy Heartfilia finally gets to join Fairy Tail, house and school for homeless kids. What she didn't expect was to be brought there by a pink-haired, pyrotechnic black belt with a blue cat, that she might start falling for him, or that this boy could help her solve the mystery behind the golden keys left by her mother that hold a deadly secret. High school ninja AU. Nalu.

Jade has lived on a remote island her entire life, and at last she's moving to the city to go to college with her brother John and his friends! Soon Jade meets Dave, a guy known for being a player, but he finds himself acting strangely and feeling different around this odd girl and he doesn't know why. Is it love? (College AU Humanstuck DaveJade Johnvris Rosemary No-Sburb AU)

John Egbert, recent migrant to the town of Silverchurch, finds himself employed as an assistant to Terezi Pyrope, a private detective, who spends most of her time solving supernatural mysteries and just basically acting weird. Together, they must work to bring a serial murderer to justice, survive life in a nineteenth century AU, and possibly find hate-love? (COMPLETE)

Dirk Strider has been convicted of first degree murder of the serial killer. Though he saved other lives and suffered at the hand, the judge couldn't claim she believed entirely that he didn't have a personal vendetta involved with the killing. He accepted his fate without fight, and now has to deal with being in the privately owned maximum security prison. Sequel to Spectrum.

Karkat and his troll remnants find themselves sent into another universe where Troll society is thriving on a planet called Otherus. Alternate versions of him and his friends do not exist...but troll versions of his human friends do, and they'll need their help to get back to their universe and save it. Trollstuck! John, Dave, Rose, and Jade.

Ruby's life was going great. But after jealousy rears it's ugly head, she finds herself alone. Betrayed by the other students in her grade, abandoned by her friends, and left to die at their very hands, Ruby must struggle to live and find her vengeance. With darkness growing in her heart, Ruby finds the power to take the shadows she previously fought, and make them her thorns.

Act 2 of Primary and Secondary. Your name is Sollux Captor. Your best friend Aradia has a boyfriend she won't shut up about and the crossdressing jerk you share a bathroom with constantly wants a piece of you. What now? College Humanstuck; Eridan/Sollux and Equius/Aradia. Cowritten with Dyzzyah

{Humanstuck AU} Karkat is in trouble. All his friends think he has a boyfriend, and expect him to bring his 'mystery man' as a date. When Karkat finds a fake date in the form of Sollux Captor, he think he's off the hook. Of course, being a cocky prick, Sollux doesn't make playing the role of his 'fake' boyfriend very easy. Karkat isn't falling in love with him, not at all. Solkat.

The year is 1912. And six unlikely people have just climbed aboard the S.S Titanic. John and Dave, whose romance will grow, Vriska and Terezi, whose long friendship leads to something more, and Nepeta and Equius, whose new found acquaintanceship is unusually strong. Mature for later smut and language. The main story line is around John and Dave.

Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens when Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Demonstuck, DirkJake AU.

On a triple date between the girls, Jake, and Dirk to a local club, things get out of hand and arguments ensue. Unfortunately, no one would have guessed that the next morning Dirk would wake up naked and alone in a tub filled with ice. Nor that he would be zip tied and missing a few organs. (See Inside For More Details)

John's world is torn apart when he tests positive for the disease that threatens humanity-a disease that turns normal people into violent monsters, with grey skin and yellow eyes. He's quickly taken from his town and dumped in the fenced-in city 'Haven', where all the diseased go to live out their remaining days.

You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.

Roxy has gotten her heart broken too many times to count. But what happens when Jane convinces her to go to a convention, and she sees someone that...maybe could be the one? Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie. I don't know who made the cover art, but thank you!

Five years ago, an accident freed Eren Jaeger, Mikasa Ackerman, and Armin Arlelt from an experiment that forced the most extraordinary powers onto them. After five years of being raised apart to be heroes by a set of three very different adults, they meet again. As they uncover the truth behind their captivity they realize being free and being heroes are just illusions. Hero AU.

When John Egbert has to move to NYC and has to get used to being a city boy he soon meets a girl. Her name is Vriska Serket. When John meets her and gets her to give him a tour around New York, they slowly become friends. John realizes Vriska is having trouble in French, he offers to help and they're friendship slowly grows. Will the language of love bring these two together?

John Egbert is an angel from Heaven. Dave Strider is your everyday, depressed kid who seems to cause trouble everywhere he goes. When John is sent to Earth in human form as Guardian Angel, what can he do to show Dave that he has a life worth living, which he should live while he still can? M for language, smut, and slight gore. DaveXJohn, No SBURB AU, Humanstuck. Cover art is mine.

You remember the first time you really realized you were fucked up. You were five. First day of kindergarten, miserable as all fuck. The teacher told the boys to line up on one side of the room and the girls on the other. You don't even remember why. You just remember the result. Growing up. Davekat.

What if the Host Club decided to host a sleepover for the guests of their club? How would the boys react to Haruhi in pajamas? After the hosted sleepover, Tamaki asks the hosts to spend another night over, just them. Oh and one more thing... Tamaki's birthday is the next morning. RATED T FOR HINTS OF MATURE CONTENT

Dave left his number in a romance novel, meaning to pick up some hot babes, but is bewildered when Karkat gives him a call.

Makoto get's scouted by a talent agent to be a model and moves to Tokyo to pursue a career in modelling and music. Suddenly Haru faces the prospect of losing Makoto and is spurred into action to chase the man he has loved since age 4. Meanwhile Makoto has become a source of warmth and happiness for Rin that he doesn't want to lose... M rated for angst (no smut)

Your name is Dirk Strider and you have severely underestimated those two.

There have always been musicians playing at the subway station; the has-been's, the wanna-be's... They've been there for as long as you can remember. But one day, when you are about 20, you finally hear something fantastic: a keyboard, played by none other than a certain John Egbert. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Hammertime, Pepsicola

Karkat Vantas, a hopeless romantic, is sick of standing in the background as his friends fall in love. And he's MORE than sick of giving out romance tips, those things don't grow on trees, ya know! But what happens when the new girl in school peeks his interest? Is this sudden romance for better or for worse?

Dave Strider loves Jade Harley with all his heart and can't believe that she'll be visiting him in HOT Houston, TX. Sure everything is fine and perfect at first but can love really conquer all obstacles?

Sollux Captor is perfectly happy with his small group of friends until one night, when his friend Karkat demands a computer repair. There, he meets Eridan Ampora, and suddenly, Sollux is seeing him everywhere. Humanstuck, M for language, sexual content, and violence. Primarily Erisol with a multitude of other ships. Complete, so please don't start following this story!

As if it wasn't hard enough to lose all his memories and wake up in a completely unfamiliar place, John now has to remember who he used to be, all while being judged on his eternal placement in the afterlife. With his gun-happy roommate, and shade wearing douchebag of a friend, they begin to uncover their pasts, and learn they may not all be strangers to each other. DaveJohn AU.

AU. After a sweep of captivity Karkat finds hope that the life that the Grand Highblood destoryed can be redeemed once again. But there is no way in hell Gamzee is letting Karkat go, and he will go to any lengths, even heresy, to see that Karkat remains at his side... EriKar, Gamkar, EriAra, EqAra, SolFef, AraSol, GamTav

Dave Strider, in an act of sketchy judgement fueled by mild intoxication, decides to take home a troll that he found on in a cardboard box one night. This story mainly revolves around Dave and his new found companion, though it will also include many other short stories involving many other people with their own trolls. Rated T for swearing. (Completed Poorly)

Kankri Vantas, resident bad boy, has been a renowned political graffiti artist since his freshman year. One night he's nearly caught and finds himself face to face with someone that has somehow guessed his darkest secret. Furious, he makes it his duty that the other man doesn't tell a soul, else he suffer the consequences.

Roxy was born ten years after the world ended. Life was hard enough, and then her mother, her friends, even her cat don't last as long as she does. Now seventeen, Roxy has nothing to do, or even anything to live for besides getting drunk. Then one day a boy washes up in her city and what's left of Roxy's world is turned upside down.

Or the Alternian title: Equius Gets Stabbed Dirk Provides Shelter They Harbour Crushes On Eachother Untill They Move In Together And Become The Best Of Perverted Alien Boyfriend-Matesprits. (I will tag the smut chapters with "NSFW" in the chapter title and a blurb at the beginning)

Sebastian is a famous pastry chef while Ciel is an orphan who has a penchant for sweets. The chef is known to be cold, unyielding and above all else, irresistible. But will even he succumb to this sweet child's gaze? AU&YAOI ALERT

Sollux just wanted to go to a real college, Eridan just wanted to get laid. Funny how they ended up sharing a bathroom. A series of bits and pieces of the lives of several college students and how they intertwine. College Humanstuck; Eridan/Sollux and Equius/Aradia. Cowritten with Dyzzyah

John doesn't believe in monsters. He doesn't believe in imaginary people, superstitions, little goblins or fairies or things that go bump in the night. John doesn't believe in the bogeyman... that is, until he meets Dave Strider, a supernatural dude who has just hijacked his closet and is now demanding candy by the pound, and oh yeah, one more thing... A place to crash. DaveJohn

As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.

At age thirteen Aradia Megido's life is destroyed, but in the process she gains powers she never could have imagined. Her world in ruins, she decides to use those powers to become a superheroine so at least something good can come of it. Superhero AU.

Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'