Heythar . I'm candyshampoo, and welcome to my profile. :D

Name(s): Lolita, Sakura, Chiisai, Haruhi, Mion. I've adopted these names from friends because I either act like them or look like them, or else it is one of my pen names o.o

Age: Old enough to say wazzup, too young to give a fuck. ;)

Sex: No thank you.

Height: Taller than Edward Elric

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu, Bleach, Death Note, Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni

Favorite Characters: (Naruto) Sakura, Hinata, Neji, Shikamaru, Naruto, Deidara
(Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu) Haruhi, Itsuki, Mikuru
(Bleach) Orihime, Ururu, Kisuke, Hanatarou, Ulqiourra, Gin
(Death Note) Everyone. ;)
(Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion) Zero/Lelouch, C.C, Shirley, Eupheimia
(Higurahi No Naku Koro Ni) Mion, Shion, Rena, Keiichi

Quotes: I'll add them in later... ._.'

Quiz 1:

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Deidara
2. Itachi
3. Sasuke
4. Hinata
5. Sakura
6. Sasori
7. Haku
8.Naruto
9. Neji
10. Shikamaru
11. Kiba
12. Orochimaru

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Sasori/Sasuke? No, but now I want to…
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Hinata? OMG! I think of her as a sister!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would be laughing like a crazed maniac…
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Hell yes! I LOVE Neji!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? HELL YEAH :3
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Sakura/Neji and Sakura/Shikamaru? Those are two of my favorite pairings…
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? He would probably want to join...
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Cloud watcher. Snake Charmer. Match made in heaven.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Most likely with those rabid yaoi fangirls…
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. “Snakes lost in the snow”
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Rape :D
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I don’t think so…
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yeah.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Itachi/Hinata/Sakura? Wow, Hinata’s becoming a player… No, none of my friends would… I hope…
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? He’d probably be asleep…
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? The annoying song, weebls-stuff.com/toons/annoying
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Deidara/Sasori/Orochimaru Yaoi and over-usage of flashbacks
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? “Hey, I’m bored… I know This is troublesome and all, but, wanna do it?”
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Uh…“I never knew he had it in him”
20) How emo is Seven? Not emo enough…

Quiz 2: THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sakura, Shikamaru and Neji :D
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Gawd. I don't know.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? ...Not answering that.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Haha, yes. An ANBU at the carnival, once. Deidara at school, twice. Tobi at TenTen's house. Temari, once at school, once at the mall, once at the park. Kabuto, once at the mall. Karin, once at school, red hair, slut costume, everything!. Haku, once at school. And lastly, TenTen, once at school.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Shikamaru plushie, 3 headbands, Sakura keychain, Naruto manga, leather Konoha gloves :))))
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? ZOMG! Yes! Naruto, Neji, Shikamaru, and Kiba :D
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaxHina
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuxNaru
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7! That's the on I'm on! (-is Sakura-)
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No, he's Madara
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yosh.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Uh... Deidara, un.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Hard to say... Pro?
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Kinda, but I'm trying not to! D:
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? (See number 14)
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Haha, I Believe I do too! 'Tebayo!
17. Sub or dub? Dubbed! -is pelted with bricks-
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ._.' I am Sakura...
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? ANNOYING! :(
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Si.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Hm... Ugly beast.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Oddly enough, Kisame.
23. Rock Lee Weird or Awesome? I can't say, Llama/Lee will find out...
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Shino, he wouldn't be so darn creepy... Yet I make him even more creepy...
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? That's how I waste most of my time...
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes.
27. Do you like lemons? No, but TenTen does...
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Somewhat... Haha, Retarduto... so mean...
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? OF COURSE!!
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes, I saw them before I knew what Naruto even was... o.o
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My brother somewhat... Though he still calls me a loser...
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Haha, they think I should make my own 'comic' XDDD Then I told them this was already the most popular manga in the world.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Life: Yes. Grades: no.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? ...I actually have a little more money because I mostly eat ramen now.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Gawd. I'm so shameful, yes.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. No, I suck at drawing.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No! He's sexier!
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes. Yume Uchiha, the annoying Sasuke-fangirl... Who really isn't an Uchiha. (Got her name changed)
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? You know it.

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Pick the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

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