Jonathan Crane escaped from Arkham and started a new life in Chicago. Then was forced to start over yet again. Bruce Wayne goes undercover to bring him back to justice. Wayne/Crane

An instant, magnetic attraction to a nameless stranger is sometimes unavoidable; but when something deeper blossoms once the lust has subsided, the consequences must be dealt with. Spock/Uhura

While hunting for Horcruxes with her friends, Hermione learns surprising facts about Snape's past. Will that change the way she thinks about him? AU after HBP.

Detective Inspector Lestrade comes to see Sherlock with a case. Things do not go as planned. Slash only if you squint really, really hard. Also, John's nosed his way in somehow.

When we speak, do we ever really say what we mean? A story of how Uhura and Spock were able to translate each other, from the very beginning.

Uhura and McCoy make a hurried trip to Dantria after Uhura receives a message from Spock. This story takes place after "A Woman's Touch."

Penny convinces Amy to talk to Sheldon about doing the dirty. Surprisingly, he seems to be game. Meanwhile, Penny & Leonard try to get their relationship back to normal. A remix of "The Greater Minds Experiment" by WeBuiltThePyramids.

Sarek has a question for T'Pau...and her answer is partially what puts Kirk at the helm of the Enterprise. So far Sarek, T'Pau, Kirk and Nyota, but I suspect the whole gang will be here. S/U pairing.

HGSS WARNING: DH SPOILER. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK SEVEN. A very interesting turn of events concerning a certain Potions Master. Rating will change if story is continued.

Spending a sister's night out in a club in Italy, Buffy and Dawn succumb to nostalgia after bickering over a dirty song. Written for SB Fag Ends on Livejournal.

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.

In the end, it wasn't that Regulus realized he was in too deep, or realized the way of the light. His mission was never so noble. It was that Orion and Walburga realized too late who Voldemort really was. Canon-compliant.

1957 A tree in Albania, she said. Straightforward enough, right? Not if someone else got there first. Tom's journey in acquiring the vessel for his fifth Horcrux just got that much trickier. An exploration of White Magic. Canon-compliant. Longshot. OC

Just a funny moment in the TARDIS between Rory and The Doctor. A bit of a joke on the regeneration and how The Doctor is trying to figure out what his new body wants. A little 11xRory ship.

Oneshot. Rory falls in love with the Doctor, who is unsure of how to handle it. Pretty cracky. Idea suggested by squint13 at LiveJournal. Pretty much spoiler-free, apart from one small detail at the end of The Big Bang. 11/Rory.

Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope

Ambassador Spock's attention is caught by a familiar face. A part of my "Don't Lose Your Compass" and "Then Comes Spock" 'verse, story begins two days after Spock and Uhura's wedding.

Set in the future of the Accidental Drag Queen universe, Bruce and Jonathan spend Christmas together. Sugar isn't quite sure about her outfit. slash, Bruce/Jonathan Crane

Lestrade noticed the pile of stolen ID's the night of the "drugs bust"... right? [A Study in Pink]

"Lestrade didn't know about high-functioning sociopath, but a high-functioning drug addict Sherlock certainly was." An exploration of Sherlock on drugs and Lestrade fulfilling the role of somebody who cares. Angsty. Will be a two-shot.

Jonathan Crane has never felt this way before. And he'd make sure the man who caused this feeling took full responsibility. Scarecrow x Wayne.

This would not become something he had to drag everybody into. He wouldn't let it.

Written for HP Beholder 2009. When Severus Snape joins the staff at Hogwarts, things quickly take a turn for the worst. It takes a little strategy and a little luck, but the professors put Professor Snape in his place. Snape/McGonagall.

Working Title. Snape and McGonagall talk hard liquor, bad haircuts, disturbing hookups, and temporary tattoos, in no particular order. Something of a crack!fic. SSMM if you squint really hard at it. T for cussing.

The relationship that started it all - Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her. Sybock & Spock will be featured. Starts with Sarek's first Pon Farr - first two chapters are angsty.

You have to take the skeletons out of the closet before you can bury them. Sequel to Shadow Selves. Wayne/Crane.

You can lead a clown to Arkham, but can you keep him in?

Barney smells really good. Barney/Ted preslash set after Season 5 - Zoo Or False

Exactly what did Severus Snape do for the brief time he was a Death Eater? Part two of the continuing life story of Severus Snape. Part II ends when Severus becomes a Professor. This installment contains foul language, violence, & sexual situations.

Fauns in Roman Mythology are known for...well...ahem. I don't think Mr. Tumnus is any different -- but I do think he is innocent, and good...in his own Faunish way. Eventual Tumnus/Lucy. No ped., no incest

Holding experiments in his office just wasn't working for Jonathan any longer. He needed someplace new. Prequel to Burlap.

No matter how hard he tries, Jonathan Crane just can't seem to alienate everyone.

Jack Napier is not born yet. He is still a fetus that his mother wants to abort. In the end, she decides to keep the child. What changes her mind?

Apparently, for all his psychiatric brilliance and chemical know-how, Jonathan Crane knows nothing about alcohol. Including how much goes in to a Long Island Iced Tea. Hopefully, he won't do anything he'll regret. Possible Crane/Harley.

It was easy, as most trivial things for a villain are, part evil genius, mostly crazy random happenstance. Freshly PhDed, new apartment, new roommate, now in love at first machine mix up.

Living together against both parties' will is hard, and romance is never easy. Especially when your alter egos hate each other. Eventual Wayne/Crane. Sequel to The Knight and The Prince.

COMPLETE AU: Extreme Angst and Character Death. Response to kink meme post: Can I get a Sarek/Uhura fic? I don't really care how it's done... I just suddenly want this pairing.

Pre-Movie: S/U established-currently stationed apart. Someone slips Spock a mickey and its up to Number One, Pike's first mate to come to her sci officers rescue. Wonder about Number One and Spock's relationship? They are an awful lot alike...

It's never easy to reconcile a friendship, especially if you broke the friendship by breaking your friend's ribs. Sequel to The Accidental Therapist.

Pre-Movie: After 7 months apart Nyota & Spock reunite on an alien world. Sometimes getting back together can be a touch awkward. Interspecies culture clashes are fun! Stands alone but follows The Vulcan chronologically.

Maybe Billy forgot about a few people. They didn't forget about him.

When Nyota is unexpectedly pregnant, she and Spock must reassess their priorities as they face their impending family life. Now complete!

Pre-Movie: Due to accusations of misconduct he cannot deny Spock is scheduled to be placed under observation. Pike offers him a position on the Farragut and a chance to start over. Action/Sci-Fi/Romance, Spock/Uhura, Pike, Number One

Uh oh...someone may be on to a particular Vulcan compulsion. A piece of Descartes Error that I really loved, but cut due to length concerns. Spock/Uhura pre-movie.

AU. Spock is about to join Starfleet, but he has some reservations about human sexual habits, so he decides to conduct twenty four hours of research on the topic by spending the night with a prostitute. Kirk/Spock featuring Rentboy!Kirk

Just little bits and pieces that didn't fit into Descartes' Error. Spock/Uhura and Descartes OCs

I think the title pretty much says it all. Reboot Spock's first Pon Farr. S/U, Kirk, McCoy, Scotty and Cupcake err...not all in bed together. If you want to read angsty violent Pon Farr try "How the Mighty - The Seven Year Debt". No. Angst. Here.

The naked thing ain't bad, Ted realises. Spoilers to s5e06 Bagpipes. VERY adult m/m slash fiction.

Best friends do things together, like put on make-up, fix their hair, and go shopping. In drag. Well, Dr. Crane is in drag, albeit not willingly. But it isn't Harley's fault; she was just being a good friend. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?

Sometimes Gaila's suitors can be a little too generous...

Spock finds there are things worse than imminent death. Spock & Nurse Chapel - but not in a happy way.

Christine Chapel — fresh out of the medical academy — is assigned to the Enterprise only months after the havoc wreaked by Nero. Spock/Christine, Kirk/Uhura.

Oct. 11th was National Coming Out Day in the States and isn't it about time our boys let everyone know just how close they are? What does Lady Gaga have to do with all this? Disoc sticks are ridden and and poker faces can't be read.

Sometimes two friends fall in love with the same man. Bones/Spock and Kirk/Spock. Sad.

Starts with Spock accused of misconduct - specifically with being involved with a certain Cadet we all know and love, and flashes back to how he got in such an illogical predicament to begin with. Romance/Sci-Fi/Humor/Drama - Spock and Uhura Origins.

Sheldon thinks he is going through a pon farr and decides he must mate. Sheldon/Penny FRIENDSHIP, not romance. If you do not know what pon farr is, you need to watch the classic Star Trek episode "Amok Time."

When the lights went out in Arkham Asylum, Dr. Crane received a visitor one night. And the next night, and the one after. He's used to it by now, but that doesn't mean he likes it. At least, that's what he tells himself. Possible Harley/Crane.

Sequel to "Getting to Know You". First semester of Nyota's third year at Star Fleet Academy. Leading up to the movie.

McCoy is now the CMO and faces new challenges in dealing with the crew's medical and personal issues.

Can a human catch Pon Farr from a Vulcan?

Spock is trying to understand jokes.

Sometimes you end up helping the villain, when all you intended was to bring him in. Sequel to Act Like We Are Fools. Rated for gore.

The good doctor accidentally molests Spock in the course of duty. All in a day's work, right? K/S

The prompt given for this story was just the lyrics to Stephen Lych's song "If I Were Gay." Here's what came of it...

SPOCK FINDS OLD RECORDINGS OF "ABBA" AND GETS TOTALLY HOOKED. THE REST OF THE CREW WANTS TO MURDER HIM FOR MAKING THEM LISTEN TO "MAMA MIA" ON REPEAT OVER THE BRIDGE SOUND SYSTEM.

Another take on the how-they-met-at-the-Academy story. This version is inspired by the wonderfully combative Farragut scene in the movie. Fireworks, anybody? ;

Bruce definitely thinks so, though Dr. Crane would prefer to snobbishly disagree. NO slash. The Joker and Rachel Dawes are mentioned. Some sarcastic humor. OC?

Spock was told, post his first pon-farr at the age of fourteen -of which he'd meditated through-, that he was sterile by his Vulcan doctors, much like many animal hybrids.

A series of drabbles, no more than 1000 words each, looking into the relationship between the Joker and Harley Quinn.

The last thoughts through Kirks mind were, "I cheated -- modified his test, provoked him to a humiliating display of public emotion by mocking his feelings for the death of his mother, took him down as captain...and I insulted his masculinity."

An AU story for young Snape, in which Voldemort wants to kill the Longbottoms. It is my answer to the question whether Snape's return to the good side depends on chance - Voldemort's choice - or on something that sets him apart from "real" Death Eaters.

Uhura meets Spock for the first time. Complete.

A Jim Kirk-POV piece based on Anna Amuse's 'Should I Fall Behind.' If you haven't read that, you should; it's beautiful. This is an AU, a tragedy and a hope. And a gift. Thanks, Anna.

WIP. When it comes to learning languages, a person is so much better than a computer. When Uhura tracks down the only Vulcan in Starfleet, she has no idea of the events she's setting in motion.

Then the Vulcan punched him hard in the arm for good measure and walked out of the closet.

A bit of green on green action. Beware: bittersweet, not funny like my other stories. What if Uhura is too good, too shy, and loses something dear? Spock/Gaila Uhura.

Home' side-story, sequel to 'Gossip'. Some K/S and Sulu/Chekov.

Home' side-story. K/S, Sulu and Chekov.

K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?

M'Umbha "Faizah" Uhura is concerned when her daughter reveals that she has a boyfriend. When the couple comes home for a visit, will she be able to welcome him, as she promised she would? Third party observations as Spock processes some of his grief. Complement to "Refractions of Light."

In which Kirk has a confession to make, and Spock is deliberately obtuse. One-shot, K/S pre-slash.

Three men grieve in different ways. *oneshot*

Uhura's brain is pushy and Spock's is logical. This is what happens when pushiness, logic and humor meet Star Trek.

When Commander Spock and Cadet Uhura travel to a unexplored planet to find new Federation technology, the planet begins to awaken Spock's primal urges.

Oneshot. After a night of scandalous actions they just weren't careful enough to not get caught. Spock x Uhura

A harmless crush on a teacher evolves into one of the most important relationships of Uhura's life. A series of Uhura-centric scenes from her last year and a half as a Cadet. Spock/Uhura.

Kirk/Spock. Spock and Kirk find themselves tied up. Kirk finds a way for them to entertain themselves. SLASH

Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.

The Joker has tried every crazy plan to destroy the Bat without success...what happens if he decides to try a sane scheme. The catch...If you want to recover your sanity, sometimes you have to visit dark, places in your own mind. Joker origin...my view.

A truly disturbing speculation about the Joker's true identity, inspired by an offhand remark in "Dave Barry Turns 40".

Joker and Harley. It's truly quite simple to break a mind, especially when you have such a willing participant. Read how Joker uses his own dark tricks to snap Harley's already brittle mind. Setting: Arkham Asylum Dark/Angst/Romance

Moist remembers the first time he met Billy. Not the day in the park that doesn’t count. He thought Billy was Dr. Horrible, but he was terribly mistaken. Now in these final moments he looks back on the good times, and the bad.

Joker knew how he got his scars. The truth changed with the circumstances; it wasn’t his fault if the Arkham doctors didn’t see it that way. But now they'd cured him, whether he wanted them to or not. After all - change the face, change the man. Oneshot

1981- Rorschach is showing up at Dan's home more often, making him worry extensively about his former partner. Dan's decline in mental health worries Rorschach. Will they be able to put the worry away? *Subtle DD/R - mild language/violence*

Nite Owl ponders over what is wrong with his partner in fighting crime. Implied slash. Now a Two-shot.

Watchmen fluff. Nite Owl/Rorschach, slashy.

Jonathan hadn't meant to buy the burlap. It just sort of happened.

What if Jack/Joker had accepted that offer of a ride in "Stranger"? Would it have changed things? If you've read the original story this will make more sense. COMPLETE. Joker/OC/Sex/Language/Substance Abuse

A fun little look in a group therapy session where Joker did his homework.

This could only end badly, but he couldn't help but go along for the ride. Joker/Crane. Sequel to Mad Friends.

How, why, and when did Severus Snape become a Death Eater? This is part 1 of 4 of the life story of Severus Snape. Part 1 contains violence, torture & sex. It begins with his birth, and ends when he becomes a Death Eater.

TDKJoker - Joker's first few days at Arkham.

BANG-- And the world ended

Two strangers meet on a sunny street in Gotham and recognize each other, even though they've never met before. Implied Batman/Joker .

Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.

Alfred wasn't really expecting that. Nor was any of the Bat Family. However yes, that was the Joker in Bruce Wayne's Bed. SLASH. Of a crackish flavor. Ye have been warned.

Joker found out of all this misinterpretations of him and does what a normal peroson does...sue for slander and misrepresentation. But he is not the only character abused, right? How does he convinces ..HIM to join him in this lawsuit? NOW PART 2 UP!

Eragon always thought he was a little different.

Harley's pretty new to this game, but she'll learn. An exploration of the psychological and physical aspects of their relationship. Rated NC-17.

What does the Clown of Chaos pray for at night?

Sequel to "Irredeemable". Samantha sold the Joker out to save Jim Gordon and now the Joker is after her. As obsession and guilt devour her she finds herself in a far worse position than she ever imagined. COMPLETE.Violence/Sexual Situations/Language/Drugs

Sakura's 18th birthday changes the relationship between she and a man that has always seemed like a mentor. Can they get through the transition? KakaxSaku oneshot, M just to be cautious

“If you're so intrigued,” he whispered, voice barely audible, “I'm sorry to spoil the mystery, but I am in fact cleverly disguised as a, human being.” Light NC-17, Batman/Joker. Prompt Used: “Geronimo” by Phantom Planet

Lust, addiction, violence, guilt. Since a near fatal car accident Samantha has had a run of bad luck and has taken it all in stride, but when the Joker tears into her life it may be too much for her to take. COMPLETE. OC/Violence/Language/Sexual Content

After a terrible battle, The Joker lies dying in Arkham. Batman, overcome with guilt, comes to visit, but the Joker has an unusual last request.

A prima ballerina has a backstage encounter with Harley Quinn - and a stroll down memory lane. Inspired by Jarec. Mild violence. JokerxHarley.

Harley's in gear but Mistah J ain't playing. What's a gal to do? Our mischeivous minx takes matters into her own hands - and goes looking elswhere! JokerxHarley

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!

Nolan!verse: The Joker prepares for the police parade, with helping minds and helping hands. Joker/Thomas Schiff.

Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!

The Joker is a CELEBRITY. And don't forget it. This means you, Harley Girl. Just a little look at Joker's neediness when it comes to his ego. Funny and light. JokerxHarley.

*EDITED* PM me if you like the original version better. "I said my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go." Crane, pre-Dark Knight

The Joker sees an opportunity for fun in the suburbs. Will Harley get to live out her fantasies of domestic bliss? Or will the Mad Mountebank shatter her dreams? FINISHED!

Joker has just gone through a electroshock therapy and what results is a dissertation on the Joker's world in his own twisted way, narrated in his own words. Expect some drama, but mainly some insane fun with the Clown Prince.Joker's Birthday Party 1 of 3

A little, whimsical idea. A doctor holds a writing course at Arkham for the inmates. The Joker is enrolled. His poetry's genius goes unappreciated.

The Joker has no love for medication. Short scene.

Based on events in Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serous Earth. Remember Pearl? What had it been like to be the Joker's hostage? What happened to her? Reveiws welcome, ConCrit adored.

The Joker is rudely awakened in the middle of the night to be interrogated by Batman.

Ginny receives an important life lesson from Hagrid.

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In a drab, dreary, deadly place like Arkham Asylum, a fella has to make his own fun. Luckily for The Joker, fun tends to come to him. Warnings for some very strong themes, some language and some offensive epithets used.

The human mind is an incomprehensible machine… Years later, the ripple effects of the Memory Charm Hermione had placed on her mother, Ruth, coupled with her father’s death, cause unforeseen complications. Guilt hangs over Hermione like a cloud until, mira

Something dormant inside the dying Potions master awakens and turns him into a creature of the night. Is it possible to regain mortality? Particularly without killing his minions Harry and Ron? Hermione figures in heavily of course. Humor, Lemons, More.

Deathly Hallows SPOILERS. Set after Chapter 36. Harry realizes that he has some unfinished business with Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.

A latenight conversation between two men who lived their lives in the reflection of old sins. Can Severus go on living after what Albus would have him do? He does not think so. ONESHOT no slash, HBP & DH spoilers

A short little poem I wrote after finishing the last book. No major sopilers, you wouldn't really understand if you haven't read the book.

The Joker gets an idea, one that will seemingly cripple Batman and Robin. He puts his expansive knowledge of random science into use.

What do you get when you put The Joker together with a bus full of schoolchildren, when he has the song Banana Phone stuck in his head? Well, Gentle Reader, have a sneakypeek inside to find out!

The unthinkable has occurred. The Joker has finally discovered that Batman is Bruce Wayne. And now, The Joker plans to use this knowledge against his nemesis to stage his terrifying endgame. Batman and The Joker are approaching their final battle...

With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.

What if the Joker had been cured of his insanity? I ask that question in this short story.

What exactly seperates us from 'them' anyways? Hm?

Somebody had to have tried this ...

What if Crane & Rachel had gotten stuck in the elevator on their way to the basement at Arkham? Not what you think NO sloppy romance. Strange humour.

Everyone gets old in the end. Even heroes and villains. Not quite slash.

The Joker gets quite a surprise when a stranger pays him a visit in his holding cell.

How much of a debt do we owe to our parents? Jonathan Crane has a surprising encounter with his mother. [Something of a prequelsequel to Cold Shower and The Pajama Game]

A series of rogue explosions in Gotham has led Batman to the usual suspect, who has once again exploited Arkham's revolving door policy. But something is going very wrong for the Clown Prince.

Even cold, indifferent psychiatrists like Dr. Jonathan Crane need pajamas. Where did he get his and why? I'm deadly serious.

Dr. Jonathan Crane broods over some memories he'd prefer to forget. Oneshot.

Albus Dumbledore sets three requirements for Severus Snape's entry into the Order of the Phoenix.

Severus Snape contends with the end of the war, and his reintroduction by Ms. Granger into polite Society. This was a response to the Socializing Snape concept on Sycophant Hex.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

A new arrival to Hogwarts provides some interesting moments- Hermione, now a student teacher, realises she can kick Snape's butt, and Snape realises he likes the kicking. Complete (Finally) Thanks and bye.

Chapter 50 as of 6-8-04. COMPLETED RENTfic about Angel's past. Read and Review, please!

How Dumbledore recruited Snape. Written prior to OotP

Batman has something to tell the Joker...and it isn't pretty.

Imagine a world where Barbara Gordon has the child of the Joker...

Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**

Halloween. The Joker. When you're dead you have a lot of time to think about you're mistakes... Old crackfic

Batman makes a morally questionable decision