Shizuo x Izaya x Psyche x Tsugaru. Izaya buys Psyche at an auction. Later he buys Tsugaru as well. Psyche and Tsugaru only wishes to please his master, though Shizuo disapproves.

When Beyond Birthday was told he was having a prison transfer, he had every right to be suspicious. Kira was becoming a household name in Japan, and L was becoming desperate for a solution. How long will L withhold his trust?

Bored as hell in class, Izaya decides to entertain Shizuo by passing him little notes. Written for kinkmeme.

The cast of Durarara gets facebook. Warning: Hints of yaoi. Rated for Shizu-chan's potty mouth, and Izaya's trolling.

L has a little deal for Mello and Near. They have to compete in a game to get what he promises them. A death note short story :

What happens if the characters of Death Note met their biggest rabid fans? Crackfic!

Title says it all! Crack, randomness, hilarity, and stuff that makes no sense whatsoever! :D Rated T for language.

What if L, Mello, and the rest of the gang invaded my math class? Be warned, as crack will follow. Rated T for swearing.

In the early days of the Wammy House, there were some bugs in the program. What does it take to turn a boy into a killer? Beyond Birthday's story, without the filters. Rated for disturbing imagery, language, psychological trauma and gore.

xDelfin: Characters of Death Note take L's 'specialized' IQ test. Their answers will FLOOR you. First Death Note fic. First fic that didn't have an obvious yaoi component. AU-ish since all characters are in pre-pubescent form. ξήζσγ

L decides to force everyone on the Task Force to sign up to a teenage chat site. Random crack follows.

Well, Light and L have feelings for each other, as much is obvious for most of us. But why didn't they do anything about it? They tried, but failed miserably xD The yaoi outtakes of Death Note.

Beyond Birthday spots a Double Rainbow!See how he reacts! xD Inspired by a YouTube video. :D Read and Review! UPDATE: 2/9/14: do NOT read.

The ABCs of the characters we know and love from Death Note. Rated K , because there's nothing bad, for once.

L went to an all-night book store and guess who he found. Only problem? For one, B is supposed to be in jail. Secondly, B can't remember a thing about himself. Rated T for later chapters. A failed attempt at humor. """ Yaoi-ish...

Beyond Birthday acts as the Mad Hatter and throws Quarter Queen a little tea party. Oneshot.

Congratulations! You have received your very own Death Note character! Please follow this guide on how to take care of them, and to avoid the worst case scenarios, like: an exploded body, you being shot. Enjoy!

L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?

Death Note Crack: L is in a party hat, there are missing thongs, and... Near is singing! R&R, no flames please.

Also known as 10 Ways Death Note could have gone horribly wrong... or horribly right. Take your pick.

Light's quest to find the ultimate pick-up line!

Parody of the movie and Death Note. What if the Death Note characters were to be playing the roles of the characters of The Little Mermaid? ALOT of OOC-ness. Enjoy.

“B,” L whispered, his voice shaking slightly, “did you break into the science lab?” B smiled, showing sharp white teeth. “He looks like you, L.”

Death Note would have been so much shorter if this had happened. We'd never have met Misa YAY! , and L would have remained with the living again, YAY! .

Oneshot, LxB fluff. L is just wrapping up a case when he gets a call from Whammy's that makes him realize his priorities have gotten a bit out of order as of late...Fluff, minor OOCness, and generally sweet.

An everlasting carol.

Matsuda finds the Death Note! Crack one-shot

Ryuuk decides that he wants to make an apple pie. Simple enough? Perhaps not. Rated T for crude language.

You can get them here! Your very own Bots from Death Note, including the Raito Bot, the Matt Bot, the L bot, and even the Mello bot!

Death note characters are trapped in a well randomness ensues. Warning Near and Misa bashing and death. Team fic with goddess of the moonlit sky. We do not own death note. Please Read and Review!

Four years have passed since the Kira Case. Light Yagami is bored once again until he gets a call from Watari telling him L is in critical condition and that they need help to catch a killer. And what are these memories Light keeps having? BBXL LightXL

Light's retarded, Kiyomi's a b-word, L is useless, and Mello gets killed off immediately. One giant spoof of the beloved series, with favorite scenes including Light's death. Enjoy. ;D

Beyond Birthday has escaped prison. To do what? To go to the supermarket, of course. And who else does he meet there but L and Light?

It's The Random Adventures of Mello and Matt. Yay! Warning! Random Crackfic drabbles about Mello and Matt. OOCness and more! With special apparences by other characters.

Well... Ryuk, L, and the task force members decide to teach Light the concept of fun... Spongebob style!

Death Note song parody of The Little Mermaid's "Part of Your World". Forgive my boredom.

The classic Christmas special you love, set to Death Note! Mello steals Christmas from the Orphanage, or so he thinks.

A compilation of Christmas songs! Have a Merry Death Note Holiday! Rated for Mellolanguage and silliness

Misa's stupidity leads to Light's downfall. My alternate ending to Death Note.

Light writes a letter to Santa Claus. OneShot

Light is sick of all the Death Note characters' addicitions. What happens when he tries to get them to sort it all out? Yeah, we'll see how that goes and all.... completed

What if the ending to Death Note was simpler? This is my parody of the ending to Death Note. SPOILERS

Raito didn't want to lose his memories in order to prove he wasn't Kira. That means the Mikami doesn't have the Death Note so the killings continue. So now he spends his days in thinking of ways to get out. Can he without giving up the Death Note?

Crack! The death note characters are gathered here to be told of the 'slight' changes to their show. Who will be given a gender change, who will be given a accent? Find Out in WHAT IF DEATH NOTE WAS DUBBED BY 4KIDS?

No! L cannot die. Here are some things that should of really happened.