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my name age and location are not important i LOVE code lyoko especialy aileta

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered why monkeys like bananas, copy/paste this in your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.
If you hate abnoxious preppy people, PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile. (What are you so happy about? We're all slowly dying. No I wouldn't say that, but still.)
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile. (Yes, Lucius!)
There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE when it becomes weird. If you agree with this, copy and paste this to your profile.

I you think that Edward is a L.O.S.E.R (Little Overprotective Stupid Egocentric Retard.) PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile. We must unite!

If you think Bella should have drowned when she went cliff diving, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like James, Laurent, and Victoria because 'at least they tried!' copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have read all seven Harry Potter books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have completely read a Harry Potter book in less than two weeks (less than 24 hrs), copy and paste this into your profile. (24 hrs. for me. I read the whole series in 1 1/2 weeks.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, LilysLittleTwin,

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.
If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile
If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If your idea of a 'late night snack' is running to the nearest gas station and spending every last cent you have on Cheetos, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you have best friends that are invisible, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you like stargazing when it's winter time, then copy this onto your profile.

-If you snort when you laugh, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you think that rainy days are beautiful and sunny days suck, then copy this onto your profile.
-If you're not too fond of little children, then copy this onto your profile.

If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.

Okay, that was fun. Now here are two things for social groups I find hilarious.

-Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies!

-Come the the Nerd Side, we have pi!

Life's unanswered questions...

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, then why is there a song about him?

When someone askes you one thing that you would want most on a deserted island, how come no one ever says 'A BOAT'?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness'? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror? What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, know-it-all-bookworm, norman stern.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, know-it-all-bookworm norman stern

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Random things you can do IN WALMART!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

(+'.'+) (- '.' -) Help Plusel and Minum take over fanfiction! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list!

Their Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl, NightsTheVocaloid, cCsluver4evr, Waveripple of Team Sunrise, sprcutep, JazzGirl123 norman stern

THANK YOU FOR READING MY PROFILE!

In memory of the Colombian University students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Reasons why girls are the best:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look fucking gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. If you want to learn Japanese & go to Tokyo, copy & paste this into your profile.

~If you're stalking a fictional character copy this onto your profile.

~If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this on your profile

~If your favorite characters in almost all the animes or mangas are the weirdest ones, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this onto your profile.

~If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this onto your profile.

~If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you're obsessed with Yu-gi-oh copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

~If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile.

~If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

~If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put this on your profile.

~If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you have your own little world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you think that those stupid kids should just give that damn Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this onto your profile.

~If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this onto your profile.

~If you have ever read a 250 pg+ book in less than one day, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is completely stupid, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you hear voices of the characters in your head copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you are a ninja, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever been so wrapped up in thinking about anime, fanart or fan-fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on, copy this onto your profile.

~If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you sometimes daydream of your own episodes of you favorite show/s, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you've ever had a crush on an anime character copy and repost this onto your profile

~If you squeal/nyah/make any high pitched noise after seeing something really, really cute, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do at random moments, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you have gotten anyone addicted to an anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff ('if someone else touches it they die' obsessive) copy this into your profile.

~If you have added the names of characters of any anime/game/ect. to your word dictionary because you were getting sick of seeing that stupid red squiggly line all over the place while writing fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you are an obsessive fangirl ('if someone steps within 50 ft of my_(character name)_ i'll kick their fucking ass!' obsessive) copy this onto your profile

~If you have 20+ anime posters in your room, copy this onto your profile

~If you have ever cosplayed and went to an anime convention (or want to), copy this onto your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be a character on an anime show, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name and the show you want to be a character on:

Lina(Lee-chan) (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX)
Animehime20 (Yugioh GX)
Sprcutep (Beyblade Metal Fusion)
JazzGirl123 (Bakugan)
norman stern (code lyoko)

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Odd chibified by adventure prince reviews
When X.A.N.A turns Odd into a chibi it's up to Ulrich to look after him but Ulrich soon see's what it's like to be a father warning does not contian yaoi
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 10/13/2008
children make everything better by hyuuga fangirl111 reviews
Spectra suddenly has to become a babysitter when Gus mysterously turns into a seven year old. maybe Spectra will brawl harder when he has something to protect.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Spectra P., Gus G.
Who stole the cookie? by roseangelriz-green27 reviews
This goes back to when our heroes are little. You can guess what the story is about. I usually tried to keep their pairings. But this focuses on Shun and Alice more and a little bit of Dan and Runo. Believe me a lot of cuteness happens. Rate it for me.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Shun K., Alice G. - Complete