Hi there I'm Amnela and i have just decided that i should make a fic instead of reading other peoples. my life is quite weird and i live on a farm. i just watched the lovely bones and now I'm afraid of my own cornfield. *sigh* i want to get a kitten but my mom and brother are allergic so i can't.

If You:

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile.

If you know who Panic! at the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with aruging with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its werid. If you agree copy onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy onto your profile.

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit his cereal, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have music in your soul, copy this onto your profile.

If your saw the Eragon movie and you think that FOX should NOT be allowed to make Eldest, copy this onto your profile.

If you measure the distance bewteen destinations in hours, copy this onto your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate day, copy this onto your profile.

Put this on your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" questions and have a long conversation about it. A true friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy this onto your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy this onto your profile if you never knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this onto your profile.

If your have ever run up a down escalator, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't think that Orlando Bloom is God's gift to women, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy this onto your profile.

If your one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this onto your profile.

If at any time you have forgotten how to spell or misspelled a word less than four letters, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

15 Things to do in Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you

Gibbs Rules:

(Why are there two #1?)

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.

Rule #3: Never be unreachable.

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Rule #6: Don't apologize its a sign of weakness.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.

Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Rule #38: Your case, your lead.

Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.