dorkyduckhide bio
 Author has written 16 stories for Outsiders, and Holes. ~Caryn~ Emily:No, he has a manly giggle. L7 Me: We're so full of pep, pepto bismol! Emily: That stuff's gross. L7 Me: I need a hobby. Emily: yeah you do. L7 Emily: (talking about a name of a band song and who we assume is a person) Maybe its hypenated,like my dermatologist! me: (trying to play flute, failing miserably, I just start laughing) L7 Michaela: Boys are Sexist. Me: Not all boys! Not the ones that aren't sexist! L7 on AIM me:wieredo Emily:) Me: so spelled that wrong Emily: who?? Me: idk Me: its a tie Emily: haha...shush up L7 on AIM me: I feel like a paperboy me: or me: a chimey sweep sarah: ha ha lol me: no seriously me: its like me: heres youre paper Me: while im here, do ya need your chimney cleaned? L7 Me: I spelled was wrong. Cameron: How'd you do that? Me: I used an 8 instead of an S... L7 Joe: Don't you care that you'll be an aunt someday? Me: I'll care when they come out. L7 After getting hit with a paintbrush Me: Dude that like hurt though. L7 On AIM Me: Hi im emily, if you dont know me, but want to, feel free to message me Me: i thought that said massage Emily: WEIRDO!! Me: not my fault i can't read 98 of teens do, or have tried smoking pot, if you are part of the 2 that hasn't, put this into your profile. 95 of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in, if you're part of the 5 who aren't put this into your profile and ass your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Miss Apple Pie, NarnianAslan, Crazy4Jensen, babygurl33, Dorkyduck Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, different is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile. 92 if teens would die of Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 that would be laughing their asses off. Even when you can't see him, God is there. Put this into your profile if you believe in God. If you love someone more than they know, put this in your profile. If you would take a bullet for your best friend, put this in your profile. I LOVE YOU EMILY!!(not like that you nasties!) Caryn slips snot on purpose. |
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From Greaser to Country Girl and Back by texaskid reviews
Toria Sanders was your average country girl. A couple trips to the city shouldn't be able to change that until one trip reintroduces her to someone she thought she'd never meet again. That's when everything runs downhill. With a reluctant hood of a brother she hasn't seen in six years and his annoyingly overprotective friend, adjusting to changes shouldn't be too hard, right?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 216,249 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Steve R., OC - Complete
Birds, Bats, and Werewolf Packs! by greyskys reviews
The Flock settle down in Forks, Washington...blame the housing market! What happens when they meet a certain group of famous vampires? Maximum Ride-Twilight crossover!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,794 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Finding Home by If Anyone Knew I Would reviews
The Flock has destroyed the school and Max has gone on a quest to find their parents. Fang is the only one without parents. Max finds his mother. Her name is Mary Brandon. She lives in Biloxi. Full summery inside. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,982 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Fang, Alice - Complete
Rebel by Hecate's Diamon reviews
Drew's been kicked out of all the girls camps and now she's at Camp Green Lake. Now the question is, how long will they be able to contain her? While she sleeps, she dreams, and relives memories she'd rather forget. Might be ZigZagOC, haven't decided yet.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,847 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 11/9/2005
Black and white by lostwriterforlife reviews
Jo has lived in many diffrent towns. Everyone was seperated in some way, always black and white. She never expected to find gray in Tulsa. Based on book events then extends pastending. Romance eventually
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,924 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Why? by Rissa-Rissa reviews
A poem about the grudge between socs and greasers. Told form the view of a greaser.I don't know if its good and I suck at summeries so please just try it out.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
William Martin by GoldenSunset reviews
[JohnnyxOC] He was sixteen. Only sixteen. He was so young. Never left this stupid city. Never got to go see the country, or the Oceans or the Rocky Mountains. [Oneshot]
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Dally The Hoodlum Greaser by Tayk reviews
A random bit of silliness that my friends and I came up with while reading the book. Set to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer... Warning: VERY random. Oneshot.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Dallas W. - Complete
Nothing Gold Can Stay by La Push Pup reviews
Ponyboy, visits the gravesites of his friends. He thinks back on his death and his life Summary stinks sorry Rated for language
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Kicking and Screaming by Colourful-Mess reviews
Ashley Warren is a thug. There's no doubt about it. In CGL for numerous violent crimes, including attampted murder, he makes a huge impression on everyone. So why are there tears on his pillow at night? NO NEW GIRLS! MARYSUE FREE ZONE!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
Pony's Package by Greaser-Girl13 reviews
Please don't be gross minded with the title. Hopefully you know what I mean. This is about the funnyness of having the greasers try to open a CD. Hope you like it! OneShot
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
A Greaser Creed by TreesAreSnazzy reviews
Four poems by Megh. She supposes poetry is alright.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Charmed Carmen by Coca-Cola3012 reviews
COMPLETE! There's a new girl in TwoBit's class. She's a blonde, and we all know how TwoBit feels about blondes. But there's something about her that's...unnatural. Can TwoBit help her before it's too late?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,935 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Two Bit M. - Complete
Best Times Of Our Lives by TheGirlWithKaleidoscopeEyes reviews
My life couldn't get any better...which only meant that it could get worse. Sequel to Switchblades and Cigarettes
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Dallas W. - Complete
Reality Sucks by DisneyLady824 reviews
Life can be so depressing sometimes. Have you ever made a Wish on a Shooting Star, go back in time. And then when you're finally home, you get accused of murder. Yeah, that totally happened to me and my two friends. And now, we're going to a Green Lake.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,566 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Complete
Switchblades and Cigarettes by TheGirlWithKaleidoscopeEyes reviews
It was that glorious summer between tenth grade and eleventh grade, and I had no idea that my life was about to get turned completely on its head.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Dallas W. - Complete
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Everyone Bleeds, But in Time The Wounds Heal by A Thing For Brothers reviews
Sequel to Struggle to Breathe. The gang is back for the third story. When Johnny's foster parents turn out to be wonderful, tension rises between the gang. Will they be able to feel happy for their friend or will it cause unwanted jealousies?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,142 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
Rumble With The Stars by TreesAreSnazzy reviews
Do not read if you don't like senseless, stupid humor.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
What If? by TreesAreSnazzy reviews
Read the title.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Darry C. - Complete
TwoBit's diary by SuperDope19 reviews
TwoBit's diary. I know, weird, but it just came into my head.Review.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Two Bit M.
All I Want Is Everything by dg19 reviews
Danielle comes to Tulsa, looking for a certain Greaser. She meets his gang, and gets thrown into all the drama of the town, while causing her own along the way.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,000 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Tim S., Dallas W. - Complete
Opening Night by JGH reviews
Naomi's back in Tulsa, a few days after Sodapop and Sandy are married. Naomi competed with Ashley for Soda, but Ashley never had so many advantages. Naomi's fighting a losing battle... but it all comes down to Soda's eventual decision.
Outsiders - Rated: T - Turkish - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,830 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Where Have You Been All My Life? by Dally's Stalker reviews
Ann looses everything and then meets our favorite gang. Will Ann begin a new and improved life, or will it be even worse than her old life? R&R! [COMPLETE!]
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,303 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Dallas W. - Complete
Things are rough all over by SuperDope19 reviews
Right so,this is from a socs POV,one with a hard life.If you've got a problem with Child Abuse I don't recommend it.PS,No my parents dont beat me haha
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
My random and wierd story by SuperDope19 reviews
Note: I do not OWN the outsiders.So don't assume that I take credit for any of Mrs.Hinton's characters.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ponyboy C., Cherry V.
The Tale of Ronnie by Holiday From Real reviews
Ronnie is a 7 year old girl with a twin brother. She loves her parents a lot and her uncles too. What happens when thinks something is her fault, even though she couldn't have stopped it.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,066 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Keeping the Moon by xoxHannahBananaxox reviews
Finished! Roxie has never fit in. That is until she goes to stay with her aunt in Tulsa. There she meets a group of people who accept her for who she is and help her find out what fitting in really means.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,166 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Complete
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If Only I Had A Genie reviews
Sodapop has a few things he wants to clear up with Sandy.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sodapop C. - Complete
Friday Night Fight reviews
What if Johnny wasn't his father's first punching bag? Johnny is five and he observes what happens when his father is drunk. Oneshot
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete
So Many Holes reviews
Forrest and Chris are sent to Camp Green Lake for trying to protect someone special to them. Now they're just trying to have fun at Camp without getting into serious problems. Rated T, just in case.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Everyone's Singing Again! reviews
Johnny had another rough day, but no one will stop singing!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
The Scariest Day in History reviews
Flag and I have an interesting talk with the greasers...
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Equinox reviews
So I decided to make a wierd a spoof on MarySues. It's very weird.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Everyone's Singing! reviews
Johnny just wanted a normal day, so why is everyone singing?
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings reviews
Who is really the hero? Song fic. Oneshot
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sodapop C. - Complete
Blast to the Past reviews
I know it's an overused topic, but oh well. My friends and I get sent to the Outsiders.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007
Twobit's Cooking reviews
Twobit is hungry,there is no chocolate cake,what will he do? VERY RANDOM!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Two Bit M. - Complete
Hey Dad reviews
Steve has something to tell his dad. It's the fourth poem in the series.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Steve R. - Complete
Sick of love songs reviews
Things aren't going so well for Willow. To put it bluntly, her life sucks. One day after her dad takes it too far the Curtis family takes her in. Will this help matters, or only make things worse?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,046 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
Superman reviews
This is my poem about Darry. It is the third in a series.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Darry C. - Complete
Soda's Smile reviews
This is a poem about Soda, pretty much the week pony's gone, some stuff after pony comes back.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Sodapop C. - Complete
Johnny, a dove reviews
This is a my poem about part of the short life of Johnny Cade.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Johnny C. - Complete
Its Summer time! reviews
The gang meets a girl who loves the land and is always happy. what will they think of her? what will she think of them? Rated T just in case. Do not read, very Marysue. I'm just saying. COMPLETE
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete