THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.

Song parodies...'nuff said. Christine wonders about her stockings. Erik curses dolls. The Opera Garnier might go boom, and Spongebob gets taken over by O.G. Updated! Chapter 14: Long-Legged Fiddle-Playing Man

these are jokes, which will cheer you up when you feeling depressed, makes you want to laugh oyur guts out. just read on and review on how good the jokes are, i will post one for each chapter. ANOTHER 25 HAS BEEN ADDED!

A series of chapters dedicated to what if scenarios in the movie. A bit of light hearted fun. Your ideas are being writen I promise. Chapter 11: What if Christine were accused of being insane? COMPLETE

Erik is supernaturally healed and starts a new life with a new identity. But will he be able to overcome his past and find happiness? A spiritual EC story mostly based on the 2004 movie.

When Erik and Christine fell through the pit after the fateful events of Don Juan, what really happened in between the chandellier falling and Raoul bringing Christine back to the surface? COMPLETELY REVISED!

Peyton and Maddy Potter are now out of Hogwarts and fully fledged witches but how will they deal with living in the big bad world on their own and without mummy and daddy near them to run back to when they get scared. CoMpLeTe!

Oneshot 20 years have pasted when Phantom meets the eldest daughter of Christine and Raoul.

Takes place right after Raoul & Christine leave in the boat. Christine finally realizes what she really wants and returns to comfort her fallen angel. EC Movie based. ONESHOT R&R!

A sad one shot told from the view points of Erik and Christine. Mainly Christine, though. Based on the lyrics by Midnight Sons. T for non explicit Death.

OneShot. Ron and Hermione finally see each other after 3 years...but there's something different about Ron...he's changed...and Hermione doesn't like it one bit. I suck at summaries, please R&R!

Follow Harry through his seventh and final year at Hogwarts where he has to deal with girl problems, being a teenager and Voldemort and his Horcruxes. HBP spoilers, prequel to One Night Can Change Everything. ThIs Is CoMpLeTe!

Voldemort is getting stronger and the only way to defeat them is if everyone joins together. Even the Muggles.

COMPLETE! everyone knows harry potter, but do you know his parents? come take a sneak peak at their love life.RR!

After hogwarts harry gets married and his kids are nothing like him. When he finds out his daughter kisses a slytherin things get spicy.R&R.

Book 6 spoiler alert! so if you have not read book 6 shame on you! cease reading NOW! This one's on the night at the tower...

An after Hogwarts fic. After the Final Battle, Harry does something that he shouldn't have done with his best friend and disappears. A year later he returns to the Wizarding World. We follow his life as he learns how that one night changed everything. CoM