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Joined 03-27-10, id: 2304328, Profile Updated: 07-04-11
Author has written 16 stories for Jackie Chan Adventures, Bleach, Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream, Hellraiser, and Transformers.

Hi! I'm Crayola Emoticon. _

. Thanx to Yazziyou's Daydreamer for introducing me to this site. :D

. . . My fave characters are: Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez, Sabaku no Gaara, Envy, L Lawliet, Hiei, Ichigo Kurosaki's Hollow, Starscream, Drago, Chow, Michael Myers, Beyond Birthday, Ichimaru Gin. XD

. . . . . I don't much like school holidays cuz I can't see my bestest friends. T_T

JUST SO YOU KNOW, THE SEQUEL TO CHOW'S JOB IS A CROSSOVER WITH HALLOWEEN! (Michael Myers Rules! XD)

height: I don't need to tell you :(

eye color: I wish I had colored contact lenses T_T

hair color: varies with whatever Crayola marker I pick up :P

age: don't need to tell you that, either o_o *staaaares*

personality: ...quirky...flat...may be bipolar... 8D

I tried to style my hair like Grimmjow's recently. I only wound up looking like a Smurf. (T_T')

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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

" The Ten Commandments aren't multiple choice."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 2/3s of you people that read this won't repost!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

Sarah's poem

My name is Sarah,

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah,

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Aurora's poem

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been sad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post the two poems on your profile. And if you don't have a profile e-mail to peoples.

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you have ever wanted to go outside, find a squirrel, chase it up a tree, and bark at it, copy and paste this on your profile. XD

If you are very secretive about your fics with your family and don't want them to read them cos you 'get embarressed' but have no worries about the rest of the world seeing them - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever despaired when you cannot write a new chapter/story - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you suffer from writer's block and loss of creativity frequently - copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is/are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker bnlkaslkioer (The cat of Commander Gecko S.) (His name is blackie, but his spelling is terrible)MooMoo, Burakku's Shadow, Crayola Emoticon

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Rosethorn, Littlewhisker, Snowfeather, Lionpaw16,YoshiPikachu, Burakku's Shadow, Crayola Emoticon

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker,YoshiPikachu, Burakku's Shadow, Crayola Emoticon

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, MIt-chan007, Ni-chan,vampgirl8, Kactus Wren,TheNightShadow4, The Spirit Alchemist, Draconian Master, Burakku's Shadow, Crayola Emoticon

If to you, Edward is that awesome little character (wink) from Fullmetal Alchemist and NOT that moody, sparkly guy from Twilight, copy-and-paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you like the FMA manga more than the anime, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

████ You say prep - I say goth

████ You say pink - i say black

████ you say Jesse McCartney - I say My Chemical Romance

████ You say Paris Hilton - I say wtf?

████ You say Pop - I say Rock

████ You say Hannah Montana - I say Linkin Park

████ you say im weird - i say im different

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I only copy and Paste things that are true about me and things that I'm sure of. If you do too copy this onto your profile

95 percent of teens would have a break down if Miley Cirus was on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Post this into your profile if you are one of the 5 percent who would be screaming, "Jump Bitch, Jump!"

Stop 4Kids!
When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children ("sent to the stars"), and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree!

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

Along with not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know when to use these three words than paste this onto your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher.

I'm a writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

95 of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5 that would bring popcorn and invite friends

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, animé, or game character copy and post this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

Most kids want to grow up. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the group of kids who likes being childish.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile: EcoliandDahChihuahua; Flower of the Desert; Blue Tiger-chan; BleedingSaro; Tomboy 601; Yami'sotherHikari; Lara The Dark Angel; MoonlightSpirit; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Ultimateyaoifangirl: Crayola Emoticon

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I have a GIANT I mean GIANT GIANT immagination, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you like to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black, when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Copy and paste this if you have had a dream in Japanese, that you didn't understand the majority of. (Mustang kept calling Envy "Belle", and Envy was freaked out...)
Copy and paste this if you've called someone a baka/teme/etc. before, and then remembered they don't watch anime and can't take offense.
Copy and paste this if you've had a dream about Bleach before, and almost cried when you woke up and it was all gone.
If you've ever cursed someone off in Japanese in your mind, or out loud, copy and paste this on your profile. (I really am glad people can't read my mind..or understand what I said, except for my friends...XD)

Something Bleach fans just gotta agree with:
If you think Ichigo Kurosaki's Hollow half deserves more love, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Sosuke Aizen is one of the best manga/anime villains in the history of history, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Gin Ichimaru is one freaky yet awesome bad guy, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Kaname Tosen needs to loosen up a bit, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think Starrk was one of those Old Western sheriffs you usually saw sleeping on a porch when he was alive, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Ulquiorra Schiffer and L Lawiet are the same person, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Nnoitora Jiruga needs his huge teeth punched in for attacking Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Grimmjow Jeagerjaques is still alive and can't wait for his return, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Yammy Rialgo does not deserve to be Cero Espada, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Szayel Aporro Grantz is the ONLY man who can look good with pink hair, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SLEPT FOR ALMOST A WHOLE DAY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, Jesus says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

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Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.
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A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
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No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 4,545 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Aww Crap by TiffTilly reviews
Andy Barclay has a daughter, Andrea, sorta named after himself. What happens when she gets Chucky in the mail by mistake? Certainly some crazy...stuff. Rated M mostly for violence, swearing, and creepy dolls.
Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010
Right Where I Belong by bleachigo reviews
Ukitake is Aizen's captive after the Winter War battle, a prisoner in Las Noches. But this might not be a good thing for Aizen after all. If you like Ukitake, you'll like this story!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,618 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2009 - S. Aizen, J. Ukitake - Complete
Demon story for lck of a better title by Serrenedy's OC's reviews
Something happens in the eighth door and now the demons are BACK! Jade's suddenly queen of the ShadowKhan agian. But the demons sem good this time and Jade's powers are weak...what dose that have to do with what HsiWu's planing Jade/HsiWu CJade/CPacho
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Jade C., Hsi Wu
Fifty Ways to Annoy the Soutaicho by Pipidae reviews
Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,839 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Ichigo K.
Bleach: Hidden Camera by Storm Alert reviews
Yachiru hires a camera crew and an interviewer to peek into the lives of different figures of the Seireitei. They set up hidden cameras in their victims houses, and watch what they are truly like when they are alone. Rated T for suggestive content
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,539 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Demons! 4: The Hunt Continues! by Xilex90 reviews
The hunt for Talismans and Chi continue. Jamie learns that appearences can be decieving as a new player enters the game. and no it's not her father! Can Jamie handle the heat!
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 49,268 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Jackie C., Drago - Complete
Introduction to Your New SnakeEyes by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Thank you for purchasing the SNAKE-EYES model ninja. This owner's manual will provide you with everything you need to know, but we must remind you that nothing is guaranteed. Humor, implied SE/S, crack.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
JTeens: Holly's Big Adventure by StellaMagic reviews
Holly, Colleen's pet cat, follows her to Section 13 and sees her use the Monkey Talsiman. When Holly touched it, she is given a human form. It will be useful when the J-Teens take on an old enemy: Carlton "Charles" Francis.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Drago, Hsi Wu - Complete
Jeepers Creepers 3: The Curse by Dragon Star Empress reviews
A simple school report about the Creeper turns into a nightmare when the Creeper wakes up and returns to the old church while Maggie and her partner are there.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,301 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Dew this mean war? by Amicron reviews
A one-shot on how I met the Mountain Dew robot. Caution- contains flying and exploding soda cans. Read and Review!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
It's a Trap by ncfan reviews
What Star Wars sounds like from the mouths of shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
Lieutenant for a Week by Totoromo reviews
To encourage teamwork, each captain gets another captain's lieutenant for a week. Humor. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/20/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, G. Ichimaru, Shuuhei H., Nemu K. - Complete
Battle of the Idiots by Blatherskite3 reviews
Simmons vs Galloway. The ultimate stand-off is about to go down. -Post RotF-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Galloway, R. Simmons - Complete
Something Not Depressing! by Inuyoshie reviews
It's an ordinary day in Las Noches when Orihime discovers that the Espada, Aizen and his cohorts have been reduced to children. Sounds like fun right? ...Actually, it's more like hell. Rated C for crack. AiXHime, TatsukiXSomone. Please review?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - S. Aizen, Orihime I.
Consider Yourselves Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Things You Didn't Know About Them by KillforKlondike reviews
Some fun facts that I bet you never knew about some of your favorite Transformers. *PS Don't tell them were I'm hiding!*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011
Ichimaru's Guide to Pranking the Captains by CrazyTeddyBear reviews
Admittedly,this probably wasn't the smartest thing he could have done. That being said, it sure was a hell of a lot of fun.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/17/2011 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Power Trip by Botosphere reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Ratchet after he walked into the power lines in the first TF movie? You know you do! Under duress from Eowyn77's muse, the medic reveals all!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
The List by KillforKlondike reviews
There have been many stories of rules that the Autobots have been banned from doing. Here's one more for the bandwagon.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Christmas with Giant Alien Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Everyone at NEST celebrates Christmas...but the Autobots need some help celebrating! Here is a simple set of rules to help everyone celebrate in peace and harmony!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
Rules by BlueLunacy7 reviews
Owls and Larks/Rising Sun, Falling Star Universes: In the interest of inter-species cooperation and so we don't kill each other before the Decepticons have a chance to, I have written this list of useful rules.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Assassin by Featherz reviews
Grimmjow's plans never quite go to... er, plan.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Grimmjow J., Isshin K. - Complete
Ask Ironhide by Bumblebee Fan reviews
Ironhide answers your questions in an exclusive interview.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Ironhide
Rules to Celebrating Halloween with Autobots by Bumblebee Fan reviews
13 fun rules you and your Autobot buddies should follow this Halloween.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Dorito of Doom by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Gixxer Pilot. Set in the same universe as Tenshi of Light21's "Autobot Pranks". How much trouble can a desire to rest and a resemblance to a certain snack food cause? Apparently, a lot when Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are involved.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
How to Survive A Horror Movie For Dummies by XxScarletteDravenxX reviews
Fourty fail-safe ways to survive a horror movie for dummies. T for language.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Showtime! by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Faecat. The Autobots and their NEST comrades embark on a mission to wipe out a possible Decepticon base, only to find something far stranger than anything they thought possible. No pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Morning hazards by Rishqva reviews
There are certain quirks about Kurosaki Ichigo that Gotei-13 haven't been made aware of yet. Kenpachi learns this the hard way...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 180 - Published: 10/19/2010 - K. Zaraki, Ichigo K. - Complete
Hichigo and a tennis ball by moredemonthanangel reviews
What happens when hichigo finds a tennis ball? and why does he name it Carl? this is crack warning.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Zangetsu
Shut Up, Chucky by TiffTilly reviews
I've noticed that Chucky screams a lot when he kills people. This sort of annoyed me and I wrote about what an encounter with me and Chucky would probably be like if I didn't know he existed...
Child's Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
User's Guide And Maintenance of Ulquiorra Schiffer by UnagiKeki reviews
The care and keeping of everyone's favorite angsty arrancar! *Sorry for the delay!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
What not to do when living with Autobots by Hopestar435 reviews
This is a list of rules that have been approved by Prowl and Red Alert all humans and some Autobots must read and follow all rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
HICHIGO: Owner's Guide and Manual by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
Another expansion to the collection of Bleach Owner's Guide. Done is request to Scarlet Enigma. Sorry for it being incredibly late! Gomenasai, Mina-san! Hichigo is Hollow Ichigo, for those who didn't know :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
The JTeens: Return of the Monkey King by StellaMagic reviews
The J-Teens have a problem: the Monkey King has returned. He reveals that he is connected to Shendu's past. The Goblins find out about him and tried to use him to take the keys. So which side will MK choose to be on?
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Drago, Jackie C. - Complete
Leaf Blowers by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sure, we've all read 'Guidelines for Living with Giant Robots', but have you ever wondered how some of the rules came to pass? This was my take on this one. Used with permission from the Author.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sam W., Leo S. - Complete
ChatTaco by RenegadeNinja reviews
the random squable of the espada, in all its randomness, and of course, two of them ae attempting to take over the world, but who is it?...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Ulquiorra, Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
The Problem With Aim by SParkie96 reviews
Funny when you think about it, part of it based off of a story by another Author called "Harassment" Check it out have fun. After Revenge of the Fallen and No Phantom Planet. No Flames. Reviews welcome. Rated for Language
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sam W., Megatron - Complete
A Day in the Life by Kookaburra reviews
This is an anthology of one-shot, stand alone short stories that describe the Autobots and Decepticons getting used to life on earth, and their human companions getting used to living with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
10 signs by Momudita reviews
Ten signs you know you have spent too much time around the Cybertronians. Apparently, now 17
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Things Sam And Will Are Not Allowed by mecha-hunter reviews
The Autobot's and Decepticon's have much to learn about the two human's named Sam and Will.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,197 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sam W., W. Lennox - Complete
Beware Of The Sweet Air by Bound-Dreamer
Murder/Horror Riley and his friends are so bored that they risk their lives at an old school where BB is lurking. Plot has nothing to do with LABBM except the killing style...sort of
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,382 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - BB - Complete
Fun With Mister Insanity by grawrgrawrninja reviews
Ulquiorra noticed how Nnoitra and Grimmjow were tightly gripping the seats. “Are you trash okay?” “We’re f-fine t-thank you!” Nnoitra stuttered out as Aizen started the engine. Rated for language. No pairings. Pure crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,495 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Dark Side of the Cookie by kadu ka reviews
Ichigo feared that in his worst nightmares Grimmjow would be there, screaming 'TEA, TEA, TEA' in the melody of Psycho. - mild crack-fic, T for language, oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Bleached Armageddon by Inuyoshie reviews
Four fangirls, a fanboy and a toddler end up in Hueco Mundo. How? No one knows. Will they bring about the end of life as we know it? Most likely. Rated M for cursing and future lemons. Pairings will become obvious as the story goes on. Have fun, R&R
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 101,882 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The JTeens: Have No Fear by StellaMagic reviews
Baldro has finally found the Stone of Samhain, a stone with the power to bring out one's worst fears. The goblins use it on the J-Teens to force them to give them the keys. Can the team conquer their fears on time to stop the goblins from their plan?
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
The JTeens: Hsi Wu's Siren Song by StellaMagic reviews
Serena, the new singing sensation, hits San Fran. Every men, especially Finn, praises her. All except Hsi Wu. Why? Serena is a siren he dated bent on vengeance for a break-up. The J-Teens have to rescue him and every man before she sings his swan song.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Hsi Wu, Finn - Complete
The JTeens: Drago Gone Wild by StellaMagic reviews
Drago has been acting more aggressive. Reason: A lunar eclipse is causing his demon side to take control. The J-Teens journey to Hong Kong to retrieve an enchanted collar that will suppress it before he burns San Fran to ashes. Slight DragoxOC
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Drago - Complete
Pillows by Big Bad Sheep reviews
Hell, it even managed to shock Black Hayate. Complete Drabble.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Riza H., Envy - Complete
The JTeens: Runaway Teen by StellaMagic reviews
Jade wonders why Colleen never invites anyone to her house. When she goes to spend the night, she sees why: her dad is racist. Colleen becomes so angry with her dad, she ran away from home, leaving her vulnerable to the goblins. Can the JTeens rescue her?
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jade C., Drago - Complete
The JTeens: The Shadow of Magus High by StellaMagic reviews
The J-Teens are about to face their toughest challenge ever: high school. While they find friends and deal with the In-crowd, a dark shadow creature is trying to harm the popular kids. Who would have magic and a grudge against the In-crowd?
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Drago, Hsi Wu - Complete
Searching for Clues by Aeryth reviews
Not mine. Oneshot. Naomi Misora is investigating the scene of a murder case together with someone calling himself Ryuzaki. But this Ryuzaki is, well, NOT normal.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naomi M., BB - Complete
Poison Pink by BananaNutCrunch reviews
One man's poison is another man's tea! Uhm. No it isn't, actually. At least, not when Szayel Aporro Grantz is involved. And what exactly happens when some of his most lethal poisons accidentally get mixed up with Aizen's morning tea? A work COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,263 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Szayelaporro G., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Old Habits Die Hard by Featherz reviews
Grimmjow isn't quite as 'human' as some would like to believe.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Grimmjow J., G. Ichimaru - Complete
JTeens: Love in the Air by StellaMagic reviews
The J-Teens have located the Air Key, and it belongs to Colleen's best friend, Chrissie. Ice always had a crush on her, but he finds a rival in Hsi Wu, causing a rift between them. Can they put aside their rivalry long enough to save Chrissie from Baldro?
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Drago, Hsi Wu - Complete
JTeens: Country Magic by StellaMagic reviews
The J-Teens journey to Kansas to find Cody, the kid with the Earth Key. Meanwhile, Drago begins to miss his dad after seeing Farmer MacDonald with his sons, and the goblins have a plan that will bring the J-Teens through a maize of destruction.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Drago, Hsi Wu - Complete
User's Guide and Maintenance of Grimmjow by UnagiKeki reviews
So you've bought your interactive Grimmjow doll- now what? The intuitive guide for the keeping of your new feline friend.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Grimmjow J., Tousen K. - Complete
User's Guide and Maintenance of Ichimaru Gin by UnagiKeki reviews
Based on Theresa Green's original format, learn the ins and outs of caring for your very own Ichimaru Gin. Not reccomended for Kira fans...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Demons! 3: Demon Chi! by Xilex90 reviews
The Cat's out of the bag now! Now the demons are on the hunt for their Chi and Shendu's Talismans . Will Jamie cope with the Drama? or Will she fall flat on her face?
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 53,669 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Jackie C., Drago - Complete
JTeens: Fire Fighters by StellaMagic reviews
The J-Teens have located the Fire Key Holder: Strikemaster Ice. he's being held at Gang Alley, a place known for holding illegal fighting events owned by a crooked Juvey Hall Warden. Can the J-Teens get him out before the goblins and warden get to him?
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Drago, Hsi Wu - Complete
The JTeens: Coming of the Teens by StellaMagic reviews
It has been two years since Drago's defeat. A teen from Jackie's past has come to San Fran. The girl will soon find herself in the middle of magical adventures when two familiar boys come looking for her Celtic necklace, starting up the J-Teens.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Drago, Hsi Wu - Complete
Sweet Surprise by TinySprite reviews
Sigma 6 Just a cute fic that came to mind. No plot really, just for light-hearted fun!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
The Optimus Prime User's Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Optimus Prime! Actual Optimus Prime not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
A Guide for Bleach Addicts by Siphor reviews
Sixty-three different signs of Bleach overdose. Think you're an addict?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
When You're Out of Options by willwrite4fics reviews
..You do the impossible. Snake Eyes, with RipCord, BeachHead, Flint, Scarlett. Based on scene from GI Joe Resolute, which hatched a plot bunny. How DID Snakes know he could use a birdman suit to freefall to the ground to sneak attack SS's troops?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
Envy's New Groove by A Girl Called Tennessee reviews
Alright! FMA Gags voted! Now we have ENVY's New Groove! What happens when Envy's form is fixed and his only way home lies with a person who dislikes him as much as Envy dislikes him? Find out! and Laugh hard :P
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,536 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Food Fight by WesternElf reviews
Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow forget the fact that they are enemies and get into a food fight which ends up including nearly everyone in the base!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Life's Little Lessons by Shadow of Arashi reviews
Aizen decides it’s time to teach Grimmjow a lesson and to get his destructive tendencies under control, and settles on an unusual method to do so. Humor, implied Aizen/Grimmjow and general insanity. PLEASE read the warning inside.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Grimmjow J., S. Aizen - Complete
Things I am not allowed to do in Naruto by Masta of da House reviews
A list of things one should never do in the Naruto Universe. Based off "Skippy's List" and "Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts" This is basically a list of ways to piss of or annoy your favorite ninja. WARNING: A GREAT PLETHORA OF CHARACTER BASHING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
30 Ways to Get Killed by Grimmjow by NinjaLuffer1215 reviews
Attempting the following things will not always get desired results. :
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
When Barricade Gets Bored by Arctic Banana reviews
A bored Frenzy is terrifying enough...what happens when his partner gets bored?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
A Collection of CrackFics II by Arctic Banana reviews
Everyone's favorite Transformers are back for more zany crackiness. Contains a lot of insomnia-induced insanity. Read at your own risk...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009
GRIMMJOW: The Owner's Guide and Manuel by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I do not own Grimmjow. Tite kubo does. I don't own the guide idea. Done by request.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
I'm Gonna Scream in a Minute by KSFWolfe reviews
Ulquiorra is tired of being the goody goody Espada! He's tired of making dinner and doing the laundry! and most of all, he's tired of Grimmjow calling him Emo! So Ulqui-chan decides to be BADASS...oh holy god help us...No pairings
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
ULQUIORRA: The Owner's Guide and Manuel by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I do not own Ulquiorra. Tite Kubo does. I do not own the Guide idea. I STILL don't know who does :P.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Fangirls of Awesomeness by Clumsy Peg reviews
Semi-sequel to Fangirls of Doom. This time, its the Autobots' turn. Written by popular demand. Probably could be one rating lower, but T just in case.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
TOBI: The Owner's Guide and Manuel by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I don't own Tobi or the Owner's Guide and Manuel idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Obito U. - Complete
Identity Crisis by Insanitoon reviews
Mello manages to annoy a rogue shinigami; he repays the favour by switching Mello and Near's bodies - by accident. Now they have to find a way to deal with the change, and to switch back. This FF is a team effort between me and Forbiddensoul562.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,370 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Mello, Near
Akatsuki Cats by zegez reviews
The Akatsuki try sealing the Kyuubi but the nine-tails fights back and then all hell breaks loose. Now Naruto is stuck dealing with the...unexpected repercussions.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,491 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Fangirls of Doom by Clumsy Peg reviews
Megatron's worst nightmare...fangirls. His Decepticons don't do much to make things any better. Definitely a crackfic, written as a gift.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
A 'Con, a Soldier, and a Newspaper by Greenie Lady Knight of Random reviews
Captian Lennox was ready to defend his country against all Decepticon threats. But how does he defend it from this?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2009 - W. Lennox, Ravage - Complete
The Rec Room Incident by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why are the humans always told not to rough house or play around, when it comes to the Autobots? Why are we always told to be careful? Maybe this is why. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. Sam/Mikaela
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Arrancar Force Five! by Marching Madly Onward reviews
When the expedition to the human world takes a different approach, the gates of Hell are thrown open and maturity is the first casualty. Dumber than "The World's Worst Rescuers," sillier than "Stranded," I bring you a truly worthless piece of fiction.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Shinigami ChronicLes: Halloween by IKilledMisa reviews
3rd in TSC. It's L's 30th birthday. BB being the Devil that he is has plans for L's birthday in the human realm. What better to do on Halloween then terrorise humans?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Kill Bill' by DaemonicKitten reviews
While watching 'Kill Bill', Sarah Lennox is hit with an idea. Along with the help of Mikaela Banes, Ironhide's about to get his. Typical pairings. One-shot. Complete. Rated 'T' for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Sarah L., Ironhide - Complete
Horror Characters AIM by sereneflower reviews
The villains of famous horror movies decide to have a friendly chat over AIM. Well, sort of friendly.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Peanut Butter by Featherz reviews
It's crunchy and nutritious!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Grimmjow J., K. Urahara - Complete
All The World Is Waiting For The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
It starts raining on a camping trip. Bumblebee's scared of thunder, Mikaela has the ability to assemble storm clouds, Sam's annoyed at Mikaela's ability, Barricade is ticked off by the squishies as usual, and Jazz just wants his leg back from Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Babysitters Nightmare by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle is left with a baby-sitter, but they are both being watched by someone else. Goes with the "Black Crayons" stories.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Clever Disguises by Midnight-in-Russia reviews
Ed runs into Envy who is wearing a disguise, and apologizes...but he makes a crucial mistake afterwards. Pointless ficlet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Weapon of Mass Suffocation by Dior Crystal reviews
“OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE!” Matsumoto squealed, crushing Ulquiorra Schiffer’s face into her bosom, suffocating him. Ouch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/3/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Ulquiorra - Complete
Dancing With The Devil by GrimmjowsMaster-D.O.G reviews
a oneshot where the writer meets up with her borrowed Bleach characters. It in tales awkward situations, Grimmjaw teasing, the neglected topic of Aizen & his queer preferences of his 'children'. complete & utter crack I wrote at 3am wile hiped on caffeine
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Demons! 2: Humans! by Xilex90 reviews
The sequel to Demons! They may be out...but now the demons have been turned into HUMANS. Forced to live in the human world in human bodies, will they learn how to blend in with Jamies help? Or just cause a lot of Trouble? R and R!
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 30,587 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Shendu, Drago - Complete
Feelin' Fuzzy by Arctic Banana reviews
Resurrected from the dead by his friends, Jazz finds that he's a little different than he remembers he was in life...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Jazz
A Night in Freddy's Shoes by calicophoenix reviews
Just a short crack fic of Freddy running into some fangirls. :D
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Caught in the Rain by PrincessIxi reviews
Envy hates rain. To escape from it, he hides himself away. Along comes Alphonse. Problems issue
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
It started with a Psychology Book by Psycoticat reviews
“The fact that it’s you asking for a book on the mind, and how it works, is disturbing enough to make Madara run in fear. What are you planning?” Naruto then gives a smile that hasn’t been seen since the painting of the Hokage Mountain...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Demons! by Xilex90 reviews
When drago and Shendu are sent back ito the netherworld, they accidently bring back an uninvited guest...she must keep herself alive by becoming the demons good-chi witch and their..therapist? can she find a way home? Or is she doomed 2 be trapped 4-ever? cover art drawn by Solaris91
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,573 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Drago, Shendu - Complete
Hichigo's Coffee by FlyStar reviews
What happens if Ichigo's hollow gets on a caffeine high? You did not see this coming. Oneshot, not a HichigoxIchigo fanfic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
How To Survive A Horror Movie by DethRose reviews
This is a list of do's, don'ts and whatevers you need to know to survive a horror movie. Now with more suggestiony goodness. UPDATED! Seriously though. Those who don't follow these simple rules are dead if they ever go into a horror movie. UPDATED!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008
Cobra Verses The Flu by Red Witch reviews
Cobra tries another one of its sick plans for invasion and world domination while being under the weather.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Some Things Are Beyond Near by Dr.Kim-chan reviews
Near's insatiable curiosity leads to Lidner getting him a custom Ouija board, which in turns leads her, Gevanni, and Rester to endure a night none of them will forget...11/12/08: Final part up!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,868 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Near, BB - Complete
Have Some Respect! by KilalaKurosaki reviews
There is only one person in the world who can actually scare Grimmjow. rated for language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Pie Monster by enviousdragon098 reviews
YAY!My first story!I command you to be nice! Due to a scary story told by Envy, Wrath is now scared of the attic.Can someone help him out? Oneshot.Rated T for the very end.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Envy, Wrath - Complete
Bath Teim! by Arctic Banana reviews
It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Discovery by Arctic Banana reviews
Part 5: Barricade and Bumblebee have a "reunion" and the Decepticons entertain themselves with human games- particularly the ones where Blackout can get away with causing the others severe physical harm.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Orihime's Culinary Creations by cg2006 reviews
Oi, bastards! It has a name you know, and it's Kon! And what the heck is this place? Because it is NOT Ichigo's room or the valley of a lovely maiden! CRACK. !torture the!ESPADA FIC. ONESHOT. HM spoilers. Everybody loves Kon! Excluding the Espada...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
FREDDYS GIRL by Xilex90 reviews
CRACK FIC!FREDDY MEETS A TEEN GIRL WHO BECOMES HIS APRENTICE. I DISCLAIM EVERYTHING ABOUT FREDDY! WARNING! RETARDEDNESS AHEAD!
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,942 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Greed's haircut by Leader of Talking Palm Trees reviews
-oneshot- Everyone kept asking what did happen with Wrath and Envy in the babershop mentioned in Quality Time, well here it is ! Prequel to Quality Time, ENJOY!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Envy, Wrath - Complete
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration by Cazcatharsis reviews
07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,619 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
A Month In The Life Of Frenzy by Arctic Banana reviews
Ever wonder what Frenzy does in his spare time? Well apparently he writes it all in a diary.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Spaz Juice by Arctic Banana reviews
What happens when Frenzy drinks 27 energy drinks?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Movie Night by Arctic Banana reviews
After being left home alone, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe decide to watch some scary movies, and then become scared themselves.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Complications by LittleMewLugia reviews
While Sam and Mikaela are out with the Autobots,they get caught in a storm.When Optimus Prime gets struck by lightning, which arcs to Mikaela,they have more problems than they bargain for,and Sam’s life suddenly gets a LOT more complicated!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Torture of the Homunculi by Ruler of Randomness reviews
Four of our favorite homunculi are sent to retrieve the ever elusive philospher's stone only to meet up with their greatest challenge yet: a little girl and her spork. Rated T for randomness, Gluttony's stomache, and pink ribbon. One shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Envy, Lust - Complete
Jason's Bad Day by KingCobra582 reviews
OOC. Humor. A look through Jason's POV. Language. Violence. IMPLIED sex. PG-13. Please read and review.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Pizza Ninja by TheLostArcheaologist reviews
Crazy shop owners, habitually late coworkers, awful managers, and chi spells: just another day in the life of the friendly neighborhood pizza delivery ninja. The characters of Jackie Chan Adventures viewed through the eyes of an outsider. Season 2.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,626 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
My Detective Has Gone Sane! by weiss kittyn reviews
Sequel to My Son Has Lost His Mind. When L returns, what madness awaits? Poor Souichiro looks on in horror as the insanity unfolds. Another mild attempt at humor.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/27/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
My Son Has Lost His Mind by weiss kittyn reviews
In L's absence, Raito picks up a few new habits. Souichiro finds himself scarred for life. A mild attempt at humor
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Arthur Spudinski's 25 Ways To Cause Chaos by SqueakyTheDuck reviews
Our resident potatoe boy hands out 25 tips for causing total insanity. Guaranteed to provide a few good laughs.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Spud - Complete
The Wacky Adventures of Toaster and Co by Space Toaster reviews
The absolutely nonsensical capers of Freddy, Jason, Michael, Pinhead, Leatherface and Creeper, and a hyperactive teenage girl who bosses them around relentlessly.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Dream Boat by Darkness Takes Over reviews
Maggie Burroughs has won a luxurious cruise to the Caribbean. It was just what she needed...but some unexpected passengers turns her vacation into a disaster! Completed 1st October 2007
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,033 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Freddy K., Maggie B./Katherine Krueger - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 313 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
The Plushie by Jiia-chan reviews
One is a perfect, highly intelligent, sociopathic teen with power over death itself. The other is a perfect, hightly intelligent, sociopathic teen with a pack of playing cards. Coincidence? I think not! Somewhat of a crossover, in the loosest sense.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Flaming Queen Alchemist by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
No Real Pairings. Oneshot. Roy Mustang lost a bet against Havoc and Breda and now has to keep his part of the bargain. Boy, won't East City be surprised?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Roy M., Scar - Complete
Death Note compilation Humor by Scion-of-Thanatos reviews
Completed as of 02/2009. Light and co. make some odd discoveries in the world of Deathnote.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Creeper Love by soongoingtodelete reviews
Yes, out of my crazy mind. JC, also known as the Creeper has fallen in love...aw
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004
Tapey the Evil Overlord and VHS of Ultimate Doom by Cheez Socks reviews
Little did anyone know, Tapey was the real ruler of all things evil. Follow his diary of the events of Ring and Ring Two. Rated T for language.
Ring/Ringu - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
All Together by Code Shadow reviews
pg13 for swearing. A funny fic with Freddy, Chucky, Leprechaun, Crypt Keeper, Jason and Candyman. What kind of trouble will they get themselves into? please read and review! Final chapter now up! complete
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Complete
Love is In the Air by Darkness Takes Over reviews
It's Valentine's Day on Elm St. Freddy and Maggie have secret admirers who wish for them to meet on this special occasion. Will love blossom or will it turn out to be a nightmare date?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
Family Counselling by Darkness Takes Over reviews
Freddy Krueger and his daughter Katherine are grudgingly brought together in a one to one therapy group with a Family Psychiatrist. Will they be able to put their hostile differences behind them? Let the insanity ensue. please review
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,914 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Freddy K., Maggie B./Katherine Krueger - Complete
Freddy vs Jason: WAR by Chris Vegvary reviews
Get ready for war as Freddy, Jason, Chucky, Michael Myers, the Creeper, Candyman, the Tall Man, Leatherface, Pinhead, and Pumpkinhead face off in a battle to the finish! [COMPLETE]
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,823 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
23 Days by gossgoyle reviews
A documentation of 23 days in which you get to see what The Creeper does that the film doesn't cover. Short and mostly lighthearted stories, although there are a few spots of violence and naughty language.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004
He Is Not a Toy by Gemini Artemis reviews
Have you ever wondered why Valmont became a criminal? A childhood trauma? Family business? Bad influence from his friends? All wrong. Here is the true story.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
A Nightmare in Paradise by Danielle L.B reviews
Freddy in a speedo. Enough said.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
Nightmare Switch by Danielle L.B reviews
Freddy is calm, gentle, and feminine. He has a boyfriend, a new home, and a whole new set of friends...or so it appears after a body swap with a teenage girl. What's a child murderer to do?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,180 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Complete
Possibly Possible by VampireNaomi reviews
Captain Black has a brother whom he has never met. He starts searching for him, but the truth could be too much for him to handle.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,926 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Finn, Captain Black - Complete
A Nightmare is in the Eye of the Beholder by Amanda9 reviews
Another girl visits the Springwood Slasher.....Pure parody of myself, thank you very much.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Complete
Crossing Over to Elm Street by Amanda9 reviews
A Lovely piece of fluff, that answers the burning question pardon the pun, what happens when Maggie Burroughs goes to Crossing Over with John Edwards?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Complete
Camp Can Be a Real Nightmare by Amanda9 reviews
Just a little Freddy fluff fic. Neph always knew camping was a nightmare, but this was a little much.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Complete
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Life with the Geckos reviews
A runaway girl is living in the junkyard when her life is turned upside down by a bunch of mischievious, delinquent, overgrown gekcos.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Drago
Caffeine Catnip! reviews
What happens when you give Grimmjow some Monster, Venom, Mountain Dew, 5-Hour Energy, expressos, pixie stix, and catnip? The answer: Read to find out!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Dislocated Brains reviews
Prowl and nonsense quotes do not mix.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
Enchantix and Chi reviews
Shelby is determined to break Michael's curse and be reunited with Chow. ChowxOC Third installment in the Chow's Job series.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Chow - Complete
STINKY! reviews
Barricade attempts to take a girl hostage, but isn't prepared for her "arsenal."
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Barricade - Complete
The Lonely Cactus reviews
Pinhead hugs a cactus. What could be more fun? Hilarity, random, crack. Makes absolutely no sense. Just for fun.
Hellraiser - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Pinhead - Complete
Espada vs Barney? reviews
The most evil being appears! It's... Barney the Purple Dinosaur? WTF?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Gin, Grimmjow, Naps, and Ballons reviews
Gin find Grimmjow taking a nap. What could he possibly be up to?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/7/2011 - G. Ichimaru, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Cold Water reviews
Someone is using all the hot water in Las Noches! Who is the culprit?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2011 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Tears in the Shower reviews
What does Grimmjow do when he finds a crying girl?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
That Evil Yarn! reviews
What happens when yarn lands on Grimmjow's head? Rated T for one bad word.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Doggy Door reviews
What if the people living with Ghostface get tired of him coming in through the windows all the time and breaking them?
Scream - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
Horror New Year reviews
My favorite anime characters and horror murderers gather for a new year's party! Epic randomness inside! Rated for Chucky and Grimmjow's mouths and Freddy being Freddy.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Shelby Lynne: Sequel to Chow's Job
This is the story of a faerie named Shelby Lynne, who is attending Alfea and has asked Chow for help in defeating the notorious serial murderer Michael Myers.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,761 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Chow - Complete
Tears of Blood reviews
This is an angsty, some-what fluffy one-shot with our favorite serial killer and his last victim. Michael and OC. Listen to "Monster" by Meg and Dia for full effect. Thank you, Xxnikkigirl123xX for telling me about the song!
Halloween - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Chow's Job reviews
Tarakudo has been defeated, and the Enforcers are out of a job. when Chow lands a job, what sort of job is it, and how will his friends react? may be romance later on. Rated for safety. The sequel is a crossover with Halloween called Shelby Lynne.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Chow, Finn - Complete