Roran the Zoroark
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Joined 09-05-16, id: 8241878, Profile Updated: 01-25-17
Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon, Borderlands, and Total Drama series.

Hello everyone! My name is Roran. Roran the Zoroark. Pleasure to meet you lovely laddies. *A crowd applauds and shouts his name* Now I've been reading all these stories *coughs* including Total Pokemon Island. So I thought. "Hey why can't I make one?" So here we go boys! I'm making a Total Pokemon Island story. *hears more applauds*.

Now before I make this let me warn you one thing. *Takes a deep breath* I'm not creative. The story I will make has a lot of similarities to Dark Amphitere's TPI. And when I mean a lot I mean a LOT of similarities. TBH I don't own some of these OC's I'll be making. *the crowds riots as they scream bloody murder* Now before you get your pitchforks and Lynch me I do have originality in it. I just used Dark's as the mold. Dark Amphitere if ur reading this don't take offense. I'm doing it because I really like your work. I just wanted my own adaptation that's all. "the crowd awws in symphothy.* Now when will this beauty be made *he takes a thoughtful pose." I would say soon. Not soon as in months later, but soon nonetheless. So get ready laddies for "TOTAL POKEMON ISLAND! *The crowd cheers as he walks away.*.

Oh shit I forgot my bloody profile *he gets his papers in a hurry* Ah yes! I am currently in high school, male obviously, have somewhat of a life, have Zoroark as my favorite Pokemon, and that's it. So yeah, I'm pretty much a normie. With that said though I'll see you all later. *he then waves goodbye.*


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people s just shut up and stop, post this on your profile (The bold applies to ME)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLOND, So I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm SHORT, so I MUST be vulnerable

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*tch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE (or use to take) ANTI DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get in your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST so I must dance around a campfire screaming like savage

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be sexist

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kinda girlfriend

I'm TALL, so I MUST be a bully

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I have STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS THAT ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool because that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER, so I MUST go in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly

I'm BLACK, so I MUST like fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear BLACK and only date other punks

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe that JESUS WUZ MA BROTHA

I'm MORMAN, so I must be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black too

I'm GOTH so I must worship evil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister

I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck-up and whore...

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot

I'm a ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have small nuts

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino

I have a LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

I couldn't HURT A FLY, so I MUST be pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang with TEENAGE drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I tell people OFF, so I must be an over controlling A-hole

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling b*tch

I a NUDEST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant (I hate this...)

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love to sheep

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

I'm FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a Cockney or a Posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on this planet: Past, present and future

Please post this on your profile and let other people know about this!!!


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Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 162,543 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 12/16/2016
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Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 437,742 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/26/2017 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Mewtwo, Mew
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Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 178,208 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 10/1/2012 - [Charmeleon/Lizardo, Flaaffy/Mokoko] Weavile/Manyula, Linoone/Massuguma - Complete
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Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 258,546 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Total Pokemon Island by Dark Amphithere reviews
Thirty-four Pokemon will travel to an island to compete in challenges for the chance to win one million dollars and a lifetime supply of Poffins. This event is hosted by our lovely hosts, Mew and Mewtwo! Disclaimer: I own nothing except my OCs.
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Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 260,768 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Infernape/Goukazaru, Zoroark
Total PokeDrama Island reviews
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Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 146,184 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Silvally, Lycanroc/Lugarugan
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