Mary and Evie are best friends, self-inserts, and too old to be hanging around Ouran Academy. With a magical remote control, they're here to wreck the plot, have some fun, and get into lots of trouble! First in a series of fandom hopping. Slice of life, friendship, and maybe some romance if you squint hard enough.

The boys are interested in the new student. Tamaki is shocked when the girl actually turns from him and runs away, declining his offer. Something is different from this girl to her peers. She doesn't fancy the Host Club or fawn over the boys. Kyoya wants to get to the bottom of this riddle.

Once upon a time, there was a girl who could make anyone feel safe by merely looking at them... a girl with a smile so gentle that it could stir even the coldest hearts. However, she no longer exists... a fire destroyed her: in her place is an antisocial 'boy' who just transferred into Ouran High. Can the members of the Host Club get her to open up, or will her bitterness remain?