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The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2338 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,987 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Support SMITEM! by Temporal reviews
One day, after seeing Harry's living conditions, Draco gets the well meaning idea to save his classmates from living in the muggle world. Someone should really stop Draco when he's feeling altruistic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,599 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,590 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ignorance Is Bliss by morning-flower reviews
Hermione finds Draco unconcious in her dormitory and is surprised, to say so in the least. Thing is, she doesn't know how he got there and, well, neither does he. HGDM humor! Chapter 22 up COMPLETE! I'm really sorry I took so long to finish! I love everyo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,607 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Mrs Weasley by omens reviews
When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,103 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 3,415 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Kind of PureBlood by Ceilidh of One reviews
With the Order of the Phoenix gone, Harry has no more protection with the abusive Dursleys. He expects to be murdered. What he doesn't expect is to be rescued by an equally helpless Draco Malfoy, who's been disowned for becoming a vampire! HPDM SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,327 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 5,966 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Severus Snape's Diary by Wonkington reviews
Snape meets girl. Snape tries to rid himself of girl. Snape can't. So Snape creates diary that he thinks is private. Privacy is overrated, anyway. SSHG, Companion to Hermione Granger's Diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,782 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Inspired By Your Shoe Laces by Smarmy Penguin reviews
When Blaise, Draco and Goyle decide to rebel against their parents in the most unusual fashion, chaos insures! Featuring Harry Potter’s magic fingers, Leather, shoe laces, funnels and anything else these twisted boys can produce. finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,087 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Very Air He Breathed by The Treacle Tart reviews
Slash “This potion could save lives but it needed to be tested. Severus needed a guinea pig he simply failed to tell Lupin that he volunteered for duty.” SSRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Little Pink Pills by MushroomAnn reviews
Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,504 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
The Curse That Went Awry by Skittering Hot Magenta reviews
Obviously, you're the walrus, Granger." "Wait, why am I the walrus?" "Because there obviously can't be two carpenters." "Can you do anything with wood, Malfoy?" "No, but that's beside the point." "Ugh..." Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,484 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Elves Without Clothes by WhompingWillow reviews
Complete AU: Hermione doesn't understand Winky. What could be better than being free? She decides to take extreme measures to find out what goes on in the mind of a house-elf. HGDM and a touch of HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,851 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sarcastic Author by The Social Leper reviews
The Title Says it All. Especially for all you parody lovers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003
The Glamoire by Milady DeWinter reviews
Mary Sue. She bears many different names and forms, but is one of the most feared characters in the Potterverse. How do authors create these abominations? They use The Glamoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Harry P.
Write On by Campy Capybara reviews
COMPLETE:: Hermione joins a writing society – just who is her muse? My answer to a second dhrvalentine Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sound Of Silence by Deese-Rouge-Cheveux reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione get stuck in one of Hogwarts' mysterious corridors. After finding an entrancing portrait and reading some foreign words,the two enemies are hurtled into another time. Join us in the 1600's and in a foreign land. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,337 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Breakfast Club by Renica Swavely reviews
Based on the great movie, five Hogwarts students are sent to have a long Sat. Detention in the Dungeons. While there for ten hours they must write a scroll on where they think they are going in life. (Alternate Universe)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,068 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Secret Admirer by AStarr reviews
There’s nothing more romantic than a secret admirer, is there? Even practical, analytical, know-it-all Hermione Granger thinks so. But is there more to this secret admirer of Hermione’s than meets the eye? A secret-admirer-fic-with-a-twist! DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Luminus Draconis by Groo reviews
A fifth year fanfic. Harry, Hermione and Ron become involved in the fate of Dragons throughout the world. Voldemort begins his campaign of horror, but another group may be working against everyone else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Harry P.
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Bound by AcidxQuill reviews
Hatred is high, love is a danger, and favors are turning to debts. When Hermione saves Draco from a fate he'd have done anything to obtain, the struggle of morality arises. But the question is: can they be bound without falling for eachother? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,119 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing With Emotions by GoddessAphrodite reviews
Seamus likes Lavender. Lavender likes Dean. Her problem: She's never kissed someone before. Her Proposal: She uses Seamus, her best guy friend, as practice. But, now Parvati likes him. It's all one big mess. It's Playing With Emotions. *FINISHED*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 8/5/2002
One Last Hope by littany reviews
A long-lost witch ventures back into the wizarding world, hoping for peace...but instead she finds a black dog that will change her life forever...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,129 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003
A Snape Long Past by Princess Jilla reviews
Hermione wakes up in 1973 in her 6th year. She sees Snape, and everything shes ever thought changes. Ch. 11 up, please *Review!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2003 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Walking On A String Of Fate: Dance With Heritage by The Bard of Skheria reviews
Severus Snape is nearing death until a new student arrives with strange powers, a heritage deeply imbedded in magical history, and one thing in common with the Potions Master-loneliness. Could she be the one to save him and the wizarding world?R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,927 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Severus S., Draco M.
The Journal by history17 reviews
What happens when Hermione and Severus are each given a journal that lets them talk to each other, but they don't know they are talking to the other person, what happens when they find out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,699 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 10/16/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Black Secret by Awahili reviews
Lily hid a secret from everyone...except her twin brother. Animagus, Quidditch, rivalries, and discoveries all included in this answer to Severitus' challenge FINALE UP! THANKS TO ALL!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 123,831 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
They Were Awfully Tight Pants by Lost in the Forest reviews
"Why Hello, Mr. Tight Pants!" Drunken fun at the Three Broomsticks turns into an awkward situation (how could it not?) CHAPTER FOUR(!) UP!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Tell No Lies by Voltora reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 5th year but when Sirius falls for the beautiful new DADA professor, his relationship with his godson comes under threat. SB/OC (And a little RW/HG sparkage! Will they ever get together?) Plz R/R *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 108,120 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Complete
The Last Sorcerer by Awahili reviews
Fifth year fic. The Dark Lord learns of Snape's betrayal, & someone from his past appears suddenly. Hopes rise as Death Eaters are caught & prosecuted, but the only thing that can defeat Voldemort is a prophecy; one that involves Harry & Draco. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 50,697 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/4/2003 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
a piece of paper? not a piece of paper! NOOOO! by Rowan Arkenson reviews
um...some random nonsense about a piece of paper living in parchment land. one day it talks to harry... MWAHAHA! short, stupid, finished
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Complete
The Contortionist's Pussyfoot by She's a Star reviews
Lucius Malfoy, as we all know, is capable of some downright evil deeds. But no one ever expected...this. Includes a horrified Narcissa, a rather rowdy Dumbledore, and a Dark Lord who just wants his mummy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Lucius M., Albus D.
The Demonic Toilet Seat by Rwen reviews
It's The Gangs Sixth year and The W. Twins have a surprise waiting for their favorate Icle Ronikins
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Ron W., George W.