Name: Jinsei no Akki is fine

Extra Info:(Reason why I put it second instead of last? Cause I can ;Þ)

I'm known (PHFT I wish -_-) as the Treasure Hunter, I go hunting for treasure (Jems, I like to call them.) good FanFics so I usually go for the old ones, so if you find a review or a favourite from me that is five years old, now you know why. Maybe your first opinion of me was probably o.O STALKER!! I'm the kind of person who goes looking for good stories to read and if I really like it then I will review, no matter what. (A decade old or not)

Age: I haven't got an age. I'm your worst fucking nightmare! *cueevildiabolicallaugh*

MUAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWA...

Nationality/Race/Ethnicity (I don't even fucking know anymore): Chinese

Sex: I'm a female homo sapien. (Like the majority of this website)

Favourite Colour: Purple and Cyan (Mainly because they have cool names)

Favourite Music: K-Pop! Super Junior (ELF forever) MBLAQ and IU are also amazing!!

Favourite TV Show: Friends (I fucking LOVE this show. So much.)

Top Gear (Has got to be up there, quality British television with the three blokes from funnyland)

Favourite Food: Egg (Cause it's delish.)

Favourite Anime(s): Prince of Tennis. Blah. Blah. Blah. (Wasn't it nice of me? I saved you pages and pages of why I love PoT so much and summarized into three user friendly words.)

Katekyo Hitman Reborn (I'm fantasizing this way too much. YAY!)

Kuroko no Basket (Kise Ryouta. You can't even fucking imagine how much I love this lil' shit.)

Favourite Manga(s): Katekyo Hitman Reborn (Just pure win.)

Kuroko no Basket (FUCKING BEASTLY)

Fairy Tail (Damm, this never fails to bring a warm feeling across my heart and a tear to my eye)

My OTP (One True Paring, Kuroko no Basket): The one and only AoKise. (They are so canon, it's unreal. I love them so damn much, it's unreal. They fit together so perfectly, it's unreal.)

My feelings for KHR grow stronger every second, therefore my KHR OTP(s) is: 1859! Kyoya and Hayato. The most fucked up (in the best way possible), sexiest and most endearing pairing ever. I love you.

6959 (I can't even begin to describe the natural chemistry and attraction these two have)

Other Pairings I Enjoy: (As you may have noticed I'm a huge yaoi fangirl since a... let's call it incident, shall we...)

PoT

Eiji and Fuji (DREAM PAIR FTW)

Eiji and Atobe (Fuckyes.)

Akaya and Marui (MaruHara)

Akaya and Niou (HaruHara)

Shiraishi and Akaya (KuranoHara)

OHSHC

Twincest (Eg. Hikaru and Kaoru)

Kyouya and Kaoru

Tamaki and Kaoru

Code Geass

Suzaku and Lelouch

Gino and Lelouch

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Hayato and Takeshi (Fondly known as 8059.)

6959

1859

10059 (Ever since I read a kink fic about the Stockholm Syndrome.)

Selfcest involving Gokudera Hayato.

Practically anything including Hayato. He is my fandom whore. *Heart* (Except for Tsuna. Cause he should be with girls.)

Kuroko no Basket

AoKise (KYAA Why you so hawt‽)

AkaKise (SO DYNAMIC!)

HaiKise (It's just so good)

Marvel Universe (But I mean Iron Man and The Avengers really)

Pepperony (The love. I have a fucking huge crush on Robert Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow is awesome)

Animes worth watching:

Fruits Basket (Ah. Furuba, the funny yet sad story about animals.)

Ouran High School Host Club (OHSHC is damn funny.)

La Corda D'Oro (Musical one. I play violin. Moth to a light. YGM?)

Prince of Tennis Blah. Blah. Blah. (You're going to hear a lot of that.)

Vampire Knight (Cute vampires. What's not to like.)

Mamotte! Lollipop (Actually first Anime/ Manga I've watched/read. So I'll always love this one.)

Shugo Chara (Only cause of Kukai and Ikuto.)

Special A (It's cool.)

The Girl Who Lept Through Time (Tearjerker. Hell it brings waterfalls coming from your eyes. WATERFALLS!)

Howl's Moving Castle (My favourite movie... Probably)

The Cat Returns (Cute movie.)

Spirited Away (Amazing.)

Code Geass (Offically The Best Ending ever!)

Kaichou wa Maid sama (Hilarious.)

D.Gray-Man (Violently funny yet heartbreaking at the same time.)

Ao no Exorcist (So good, so good, I got you.)

Beelzebub (Omfg. It's actually hilarious.)

Hunter x Hunter (Loving the remake actually, but I still adore the 1999 version, something about the darkness of it)

Katekyo Hitman Reborn (Words can't symbolize my love for this.)

Fairy Tail (Magic, comedy, power maniacs, it's got it all.)

Kuroko no Basket (From the land of awesome basketball playing bishies XD)

Shingeki no Kyojin (Damm, this pretty much introduces itself, if you want to get emotionally invested in something so badly and watch the full series in one day, I suggest Shingeki no Kyojin, it will get you crying and hopeful one minute and then CRUSH YOUR HOPES TO THE PULP the very next... This is why I love it though)

Death Note (A classic, you can't not love death note)

K (They are all astonishingly beautiful, not a fan of the ecchi aspects though, I'm talking about you lieutenant)

Favourite quotes

"Girls can do anything that boys can do but we can do it way better!"

"Forget the cookies, the dark side has Yaoi, nuff' said."

"FAMILY simply means Father And Mother I Love You."

"When nothing goes right... go left."

"Guy-"I didn't do it." Girl- "Then why are you laughing?" Guy- "Because whoever did it is a fucking genius!""

"Always do the thing that scares you the most."

"You know when people reply with "cool" they haven't been listening or/and don't give a flying fuck"

"I swear to Lucifer,a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers right now..." (Epic quote by the only and only Phoebe Buffay from Friends, the best TV show on earth.)

"Whoever said that money doesn't give you happiness, just didn't look hard enough."

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."

"Going to church everyday, doesn't make you any more religious, than standing in a garage makes you a car."

"We learn in history that we don't learn from history."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."

"Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

"When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear."

"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old."

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

"I can only be nice to one person everyday. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either."

"I love you is spelled with 8 letters... then again so is Bullshit."

"Do you think I'm Made Of Money?" Isn't that what MOM stands for?"

"Be nice to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home."

"Time waits for no-one."

"Every second on earth is the second you're ever going to have again."

"Today might be your last day so spend it wisely."

"Everyone can lie, it just depends if you're good at it or not."

"Time may wait for no-one but love waits forever."

"Forget the past, await the future and enjoy the present."

"Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile."

"Moo. I'm a pig."

"Life is about falling, living is about getting back up."

"If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off."

"Good friends are like stars you don't always see them but you know that they're there."

"Me believes in Me."

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence therefore is not an act but a habit."

"One day we will say hello and wish we never said goodbye."

"Losers quit when they're tired. Winners quit when they win."

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."

"Silence is a friend who will never betray."

"Wisdom begins in wonder."

"There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent, you just touch it up once in a while."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.

Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors?

Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?

I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock.

Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

List Your 12 Favourite KHR Characters! (In A Random Order!)

1. Kikyo

2. Rokudo Mukuro

3. Byakuran

4. Belphegor

5. Hibari Kyoya

6. Colonello

7. Superbia Squalo

8. Gokudera Hayato

9. Daemon Spade

10. Yamamoto Takeshi

11. Dino

12. G

Q1: Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Byakuran is sex on legs. End of.

Q2: Can you picture 8 & 5 together?

Yes.

I pray everyday for it to be canon.

Gokudera- "Heh, that bastard and I? No way."

Hibari- "I'll bite you."

Gokudera- O_o

Q3: What would happen if 9 got 7 pregnant?

Daemon got Squalo preggers?

PHFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Although the child would be devastatingly hot, I really can't imagine it...

Q4: Do you support 1/12

G and Kikyo?

No. But it would be awfully interesting to watch. I mean er- who's gonna be seme? Hmmmmm? A dead guy or a dinosaur?

Q5: Make up a summary for a 11/2 fic.

Mukuro has finally given up on possessing Vongola decimo's body, now he turns to the Cavallone family boss?!

Q6: What might 8 scream at a moment of great passion?

Gokudera- "Go die, you bastard!" *Moan.*

Q7: If you wrote a song-fic about 7 what song would you choose?

It would be a crack fic naturally, so I would choose 'I'm sexy and I know it.'

Squalo- "WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN?!"

Q8: How would you bribe 6?

Me- "You know, Lal likes this-"

Colonello- "-I'LL DO IT."

Q9: What would 9 most likely be arrested for?

Killing off the mafia accidentally. It's Daemon for fucks sake.

Q10: Is it impossible for 4 to ever be in love with 2?

Bel falling in love with Mukuro-kun? I'm thinking... no.

Q11: What do you think of a 1/6 pairing?

Kikyo and Colonello. Fucked up.

Q12: Who would you rather date, 9, 7 or 12 ?

Squalo, Daemon and Dino. Hmmmmm, I'm thinking threesome!

Anyway I can't choose between them!!

Q13: You're out on a fun date with 8 at an amusement park. What would he suggest the two of you do first?

Gokudera- "Che, why the hell do I have to be he- Holy crap, it's ET!"

Q14: If 9, 3 & 1 were a band, what do you think they'd be called?

Daemon, Byakuran and Kikyo. You know what, I sincerely hope they will be! Mega hotness overload.

'World Domination.'

Q15: If 7 & 2 were together. Who would be the seme & who would be the Uke?

Squ-chan and Mukuro-kun.

HAHA

I cannot for the life of me, picture Mukuro taking it up the arse. So I'm gonna say Squ-chan is uke!

Q16: Describe a sleepover with 4 & 11.

Dino and Bel.

BLONDE OVERLOAD!

Forget the 'over' just do the sleeping together.

Q17: 6 send 1 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Colonello sends Kikyo on a mission.

Colonello- "I want you to GO TO HELL, kora!"

Kikyo- "What did you say? Arcobaleno?"

Q18: If 5 were in the Dictionary, what would the definition be?

Hibari Kyoya- Wild canivore, do not, under any circumstances destroy its habitat.

CAUTION- Will bite.

Q19: If 10 Wasn't in the Mafia, What would his job be?

A) Sushi chef

B) Baseball star

You all know who I'm taking about now.

Q20: If you wrote a 10/5 fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Biting, violent rampaging sex.

Yamamo-chan and Hibari-chan by the way.

Q21: What might be a good pick-up line for 8 to use on 1?

Gokudera- 'You would be so much hotter if you turned into an alien rather than a dinosaur."

Kikyo- "Hoho? You think I'm hot."

Q22: Who would make a better college professor - 5, or 12?

Hibari or G... Since one of them is dead, and the other will bite everyone to death.

I'm guessing Dera can take over instead! ...Unless he blows everything up...

Q23: "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

"Kikyo and Daemon (whoa) are in a happy relationship until Daemon suddenly runs off with Bel (O_o). Kikyo, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dino (LOLWHUT?) and a brief unhappy affair with G (Making no sense...), then follows the wise advice of Hibari (He can give advice?) and finds true love with Mukuro (Just no.)."

'Drunken affairs.' (Although I think that's already a title... Sorry.)

Damm, that's messed up.

Q24: Would 5 and 7 make a good couple?

Hibari and Squ-chan.

Awh. No.

Q25: 2 is walking home alone, who is more likely to jump out at him/her? 8 or 3?

Byakuran or Gokudera jumping Mukuro.

Fantasizes*

In reality most definitely Byakuran.

But I like to think Dera being jumped by them two is my ultimate dream from now on.

Q26: How sexy is number 1?

Like hell is hot.

Besides he even has a hot voice actor. KATO KAZUKI!

Q27: If 8 likes 6 and found out 3 likes 6, what would 8 do to 3?

Dera likes Colonello?

BYAKURAN LIKES COLONELLO?

Should be the other way round.

Dera would do nothing. He doesn't do babies.

Q28: 9 walks in on 10, 4 and 2 having sex. What does 9 do?

Daemon walks in on Yamamoto, Bel and Mukuro having sex.

It's most def an illusion... So no comment.

Q29: Oh look! 2 is stripping, what does 1 do?

Mukuro is stripping?! WHERE?!

Kikyo would not give a damm, he's a stripper too. But I love him!

Q30: 7 takes 3 out on a date, how does it go?

Squalo- "HEY! WHY AM I DOING THIS AGAIN?!"

Byakuran- "Because you love me, Squ-chan!" *Smiles*

Squlao- "I don't lo- DON'T CALL ME SQU-CHAN!"

Byakuran- "Sorry Squ-chan. Hey let's go back to my room. I have handcuffs and marshmallows!" :) *Drags a shouting Squalo to a huge building.*

The caps button is getting raped even more than Squ-chan!

My name roughly translated is (I think...) Demon/Devil of Life.

If anyone can give me a better translation. Then you're welcome to send me it!

Anyone is welcome to PM me. I don't bite. On a Wednesday. Nah, I'm joking. (;_;)