Ron leaves his job as an Auror and his engagement in one fell swoop. His jilted fiancée is out for blood and is displeased to find that Ron has a staunch defender in his new employer and that he's more than capable of standing up to her. SS/HG (side HP/DM) EWE, Ron POV, EXTREMELY rude bits, potentiallly triggery references to non-con (canon), miscarriage, and PTSD.

Hermione accidentally encounters her former teacher several years after the war has ended. Something about his behavior is strange, and she cannot help but investigate. (Written 2006, and set in a post-war 'verse in which too many were lost to the war.)

What do you want me to say, Granger? That you are mine and I am yours? You are. I am. Let's not fuck around.

A little tale of how too much alcohol loosened Hermione's tongue and her inhibitions. SS/HG This story now has a sequel - 'Beasts With Two Backs etc etc'.

One person's nervous tic, is another's nervous joy.

Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.

Can two emotionally underdeveloped people make a complete hash of everything? Easily. AU, EWE, M for reason. HEA Guaranteed.

A moment arises between Hermione and Professor Snape. Short one-shot. M readers only, please. HG/SS

Headmaster Snape has a personal space issue. Professor Granger has performance anxiety. Wintery post-war fluff.

Hermione is turned into a kitten with a potion gone wrong. What happens when Severus Snape finds her and not knowing that she really is a student keeps her as a pet? HGSS LAST CHAPTER POSTED! YES FOLKS! THE END! NOOOO!

WIP While Hermione works on a project and takes a nasty fall sending her back almost 20 years ago. How will Severus help Hermione fit in in this new time. Sparks fly when Sirus starts to like this new girl who no one knows about. SSHG -HIATUS-

Hermione wants to restore Harry's broken soul. Unfortunately, the books of Dark Magic belong to a very cold and bitter Severus Snape, who is not known for his generosity. A bargain is struck, sex for patronage. Dementors, demons await. Alternate Universe

Hogwarts' headmistress threatens the integrity of the school with her reforms, so the Minister sends his most talented Unspeakable undercover to bring her down from within. What Hermione finds will change her life forever. SSHG

But I consoled myself through the tacky, overdone reception and the saccharine cake with one thought, one question for you, Mr. Weasley: Do you know what she likes? I know what she likes.

Just a humour version of Voldemort's life, including pizza parties, ridiculous unneeded plots, and chick flicks. OOC, and very immature.

Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

Hermione Granger was queen. Before her stood legions of men and women just clamoring for her attention. Her adviser and consort, an extremely handsome man with black hair, leaned forward and whispered something in her ear that was just barely audible...

The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.

The only man who can convict Lucius Malfoy has been missing since the war ended. Ministry official Hermione Granger just wants to do her job, but the denizens of the Forbidden Forest have other ideas. SSHG, post HBP, some rude bits.

Severus discovers compelling reasons to go on living after the events of HBP. Sequel to Down the Ferret Hole, SSHG.

OneShot. Harry Potter has finally become an Animagus. However, neither he, nor Ron, nor Hermione were impressed with his animal form. Irritated and betrayed, Harry decided to leash out his anger at his most hated Professor, Severus Snape.

AU. Very, very AU. Voldemort is bored. He demands his death eaters entertain him. Giving Wormtail a wand and permission to do a spell is always a bad idea. Poor Snape...or is he? rated T for vague allusions to adult themes, just to be sure.

Severus helps Hermione finish. Draco, Ginny, Ron, and Harry overhear the conversation. Now, everyone is puzzled.

A Snermione drabble, based on the Police song Don't Stand So Close to Me. Read and Review, please.

oneshot for DBCA Reality Bites Challenge. Snivellus checks out Lestrange and Voldy trips over a doorframe. Complete and utter nonsense.

Snape catches the boys passing notes in class and answers a long asked question. Does Snape wear Boxers or Breifs? WARNING! Slash SSHP

Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.

Severus Snape decides to write a poem about his hate of Potter and everything to do with him. Contains voilence directed towards Potter, obviously.

Severus and Hermione are outsmarted by Ron. Unlikely I know But check it out. Oneshot.

Hermione finds herself stuck under enchanted mistletoe with none other than the dreaded Potions Master. Mistletoe Challenge on WIKTT CHAP ADDED

Hermione is annoyed with Snape when he won't admit she was right. Will she get him to apologize? Short slight HGSS implied.

A Peeves plays a trick kind of story. It's sweet, really. Only a few chappies long.

the war is over and Snape is left with nothing in his life, wanting to fill the gap he goes in search for a surrogate mother and who else would he choose other than Hermione Granger? Follow the emotional rollercoaster as our two stars find love and themse

Hermione's dream leaves her tantalizing clues to the puzzles she thought best left unconsidered. SSHG, postHPB. Warning: contains nonsense and rhyming poetry.

Snow White Harry Potter style, what more needs to be said?

What did Snape do on the night of October 31, 1981? This is an explaination. Warning: Cannibalism

She was practical and wore flat, plain shoes, no make up and only a thin golden chain about her neck boring, plain and practical. One Shot.

Complete. Answer to the Snape Saves The Day 100 word challenge on grangersnape100 live journal. Why is a soaking wet Professor Snape in the library looking for Hermione Granger?

Response to WIKTT Pirate Challenge. When everyone forgets Hermione's birthday on TalkLikeAPirate Day, she has the worst birthday ever, yet finds comfort in an unexpected place. Hinted at SSHG

A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV

Hermione writes a number of lists about Snape since her 3rd year. She sends them to him for x-mas. r&r please! cookies will be given!

Miss Granger and Professor Snape make the awkward transition to Hermione and Severus...or is that 'Mione and Sevie? Throw in a game of MASH and you have a humorous look at the nature of first names.

It is Christmas Day and Hermione has no choice but to ask Snape for a very unusual favour... From SS pov. Sarky!Snape at his most despicable!

OneShot Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch. Four times Multifaceted Awards Nominee.

A one shot.....

Severus Snape and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - [Complete!] Everything that could go wrong has, and when Albus sets up Severus with Hermione, things can only get worse. HGSS Rated for language.

To-do list: 1. Buy sugar 2. Bake muffins 3. Infiltrate the enemy. Hermione takes on the Death Eater War Widows, a lethal, cookie-baking, non-profit organization, with a little help from a friend. One-shot. SSHG.

Hermione brings a surprise home and it changes Severus' life.

An ill timed toast binds Hermione and her friends to a difficult and potentially humiliating task. SSHG, contains rude bits.

Hermione finally gets revenge on Snape in Potions class one day...even Snape fans (like myself) thought he was rotten when he said that to her.

Severus gets the hiccups and he can't get rid of them. Then Dumbledore gets involved... complete

Valentine’s Day at Hogwarts is never normal. An especially libidinous flock of Veela make an appearance.

COMPLETE! Funny, fast paced and finally FINISHED! James Potter discovers Snape's secret passion, Remus and Sirius experiment with Russians and Lily is.... well... just read it...

A one shot mini-fic, sort of PWP, in which Severus shows Hermione that no matter who you are, in the end all men are the same; spoiled and stubborn

"But whether James really did take of Snape's pants, Harry never found out." Where the memory ends, the story begins.

This is my first attempt at writing Harry Potter fanfiction. Hermione finds herself in an embarrassing situation in Potions class... Please R&R!

Collective mind-loss at Hogwarts. What will Hermione and our favourite Potions Master do when they're not themselves? Come on, you know you'll want to read this. Inspired by Buffy. Ships: H/S *COMPLETE!*

Snape and Marcus Flint discuss teeth during an evening of drinking, then hunt down Hermione to ask her opinion. Written for the Blame Someone Else Challenge.

A response to the WIKTT '100 Words' Challenge - A fic of 100 words exactly, in which Snape tells Hermione how he feels. [One-shot]

Hermione studies to become an animagus. Professor Snape is not amused. Illustrated!

The future. Hermione returns to Hogwarts. What an original idea