I Screwed Up 12% of My Teenage Life

]Kissed someone before dating
]Gotten a phone taken away at school
]Gotten caught chewing gum
]Gotten caught cheating on a test

Total so far: 0

]Arrived late to class more than 5 times
]Didn't do homework more than 5 times
]Turned at least 2 projects in late
]Missed school just because you felt like it
]Laughed so loud that you got kicked out of class

Total so far: 0

]Got your mom, dad, sister, brother, etc. to get you out of class
]Text people during class
[x]Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x]Laughed at the teacher

Total so far: 2

[x]Took pictures during school hours
[x]Called someone during school hours
]Failed a class
]Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking

Total so far: 4

]Faked your parent's signature
[x]Slept in class (for like, 5 minutes)
]Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x]Copied/shared homework
]Got in trouble with the principal
]Throw food in the lunch room

Total: 6

Multiply 2 for the title with the total. Post as "I screwed up (what your total x 2 is)% of my teenage life"

Fun Fact: I hate fun facts.

.:FIRE:.

X You have a short temper.

X You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

X You are very competitive.

X You like to play with fire. (Metaphorically and sometimes literally.)

x You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

X You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

X You often lose control over yourself.

X You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

TOTAL : 5

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

X You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

X You are a good swimmer.

X You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 3

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty.

X You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

X You care about the environment.

X You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

X You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

TOTAL : 4

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

X You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

X You hate to be restrained.

X You are very independent and outgoing.

X You are quite intelligent.

X You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

X You wish you could fly.

TOTAL : 6

.: DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.

X You prefer night-time over daytime.

You like creepy things.

X You like to play tricks on people.

X Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

X You love to break the rules.

Total: 4

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

X You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you generally don't hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

X You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

TOTAL : 2

I am 45% Insane

]You screamed at an inanimate object for "Hurting you"
[x]You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x]You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks
]You have run into a tree or a bush
]You have been called a dumb blonde

Total so far: 3

]You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x]You just tried to lick your elbow after you read the one above
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
]You just sang them to make sure
[x]You have tripped on your own feet and fallen
[x]You have choked on your own spit

Total so far: 7

]You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
[x]You type with three fingers or less
[x]You accidentally caught something on fire
]You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
]You have caught yourself drooling

Total so far: 9

[x]You have fallen asleep in class
]Sometimes you just stop thinking
]Sometimes when your telling a story you forget what you were talking about
]People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice"

Total so far: 11

]You use your fingers to do simple math
]You have eaten a bug accidentally
]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x]You have put your clothes on inside out or backwards and didn't realize it
[x]You've looked all over for something and realized that it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

Total so far: 13

]You have posted something because you were scared that what they say will happen if you don't
[x]You break a lot of things
]You tilt your head when your confused
]You have fallen out of a chair before
[x]When your lying in bed, you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total so far: 15

]You use the word "um" frequently
]You don't know what "um" means
]You say "what" and "huh" a lot
]You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this test

Total: 15

Multiply your total by 3. Put for the title "I am (the answer for your total x 3)% insane"

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

My name is Lucy Martin

L: Smile to die for

U: Is very sexual (I think not)

C: A good kisser (I wouldn't know)

Y: Is loved by everyone

M: Makes dating fun (I've been a single lady my whole life)

A: Hot

R:Good girlfriend

T: A very good kisser

I: loves to smile and laugh

N:Can kick the crap out of you

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Nope

2) Where did you get your default picture?

The internet.

3) What's your middle name?

Alexandra

4) Your current relationship status?

Single

5) Does your crush like you back?

I actually don't know

6) What is your current mood?

Tired...

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Not telling, my panties & bra are my business.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Grey

9) Missing something?

No

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

My decisions

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

I am an animal, technically, humans are animals.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

I ran in front of a car when i was 7

13) Something you do a lot?

Read

14) The song stuck in your head?

Trap Queen by Fetty Wap

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

A person. What did you expect? Dracula?

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

My old gym teacher...

17) When was the last time you cried?

Am I expected to keep count of the times I cry?

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yep

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Reading minds

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Eyes

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Mocha

22) What's your biggest secret?

Wouldn't exactly be a secret if I told you, now would it?

23) Favorite color?

Black, sometimes Midnight Blue

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Maybe.

25) What are you?

A person

26) Do you speak any other language?

Creole, French learning Spanish and Italian

27) What's your favorite smell?

Cherry/Strawberry scented perfume

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Typical

29) Have you ever been kissed in the rain?

No.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Reindeer

31) What should you be doing?

Something productive.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My sister. No surprises there.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

I don't really have a yard so . . .

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Hale. If you get this, you deserve a strawberry.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Nope

36) What is your natural hair color?

Black

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Me & my stupid thinking.

Fun little test to do...

No cheating please! BOLD ONES ARE MY ANSWER

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Rudolph

2. Which is your favorite color out of Red, black, green, blue, yellow? Black

3. Your first initial? L

4. Your month of birth? December

5. Which color do you prefer more black or white? Black

6. Name the person as the same sex as you. Daijha

7. Your favorite number? 2

8. Which do you prefer more California or Florida? California

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (A realistic one) To finish my first novel already & get it published

Answer time!!

1. You're completely in love with this person

2. If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You're conservative and aggressive.

Green: You're soul is relaxed and you're laid back.

Blue: You're spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You're a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom .

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan- Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone unexpected

Apr.- Jun: You will have a strong love relationship that wont last very long but the memories will last forever

July- Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for good.

Oct- Dec: Your love life will not be to great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at first but it will be the best thing for you, and you will change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This is your best friend

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose:

California: You like adventure

Florida: Your are a laid back person

9. If you choose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour it will come true before your next birthday! Yay!

Lets see how stupid we all are (I have done it when it's in bold)

1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Have gotten caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a cherry tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (okay, technically, we weren't good friends yet - it was when we first met!)

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 mins to get a joke (

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was on

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (it was right after my birthday!)

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jamb

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (it was for school!)

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

101. Didn't realize that numbers 13 and 59 were skipped

Total: 35/99

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps
You like going to high school football games
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think
Think sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.(Depends on the person)
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 7

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner
Sometimes you wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black
You like hanging out at the mall
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were/are in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
You love the movies
Used to play with dolls as little kid
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 12

Part One: EMO
You own at least 5 black shirts
You like skinny jeans
You’re listening to music right now (how the hell does that make me emo?)
You have painted your fingernails black before
You have more than 300 songs on your iPod/MP3/iTunes
Like the color black (it goes with everything)
Dislike most girly girls
Have/want to dye(d) your hair dark
Sometimes like to be alone (if you knew the people I know . . .)
Hate popular music
Keep hair in front of your face
Have given people evil stares (once again, this isn't freaking emo this is normal for a teenage girl who knows annoying people.)
Don't get along with parents
Have been called emo
Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
Complain a lot
Owned a studded belt or want one
Listen to rock, metal, screamo music
Total: 6

Part Two: JOCK
Own at least 5 jerseys
Have 10 or more trophies
Wear hair in ponytail like, everyday
Love sports
Own 5 or more sweatpants
Don't wear makeup
Have/had played lacrosse
Play more than 2 sports now
Can play a sport if you've never played it before
You play/played Basketball on a team
You play/played baseball/softball on a team
You play/played soccer on a team
You play/played volleyball on a team
You run/ran track
You play/played football on a team
Been called a jock
Have set a record
Are friends with your coach
Love watching sports
Can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total: 0

Part Three: NERD
Wear your pants at your waist
In advanced classes(E.G top sets)
On Math team
Have all A’s
Like spending time with your parent(s)
Have been called a nerd
Are *annoyed* or bullied (have been)
LOVE to learn
Like your teachers
Watch history channel
Never go anywhere on the weekends
Have been called weird
Read a book a month(I can read a 400 page novel in 3 days, bitch.)
You read on your last spring break
Have your own website
Wear pocket protectors
Total: 6

Part Four: PREP
You own mostly Aeropostale
You like to shop at Forever 21
Karlotta rousse (I believe you mean Charlotte Russe, moron)
Wet seal/Delia's
You do/have cheerleader (I know, I neglected to tell you before/lied about it)
You like rap/hip hop music
You like to go to parties
You enjoy yourself no matter what
You like the colors pink, yellow, green
For the most part, you're organized
Total: 5

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

1. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?Sure, why not.
2. When did your last hug take place?Don't remember...
3. Are you a jealous person?Maybe... Maybe not...
4. Are you tired right now?Super
5. Do you chew on your straws? Maybe.
6. Have you ever been called a tease? Yeah, actually, I have.
7. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yep.
8. Do you cry easily? Define easily.
9. What should you be doing right now? Writing.
10. Are you a heavy sleeper? Just try to wake me up without something I like.
11. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months? Of course
12. Are you mad at someone right now? Nope
13. Do you believe in love? Well . . . Maybe a little.
14. What makes you laugh no matter what? My BFFs. They're hilarious.
15. Who was the last person you talked to? Rudolph
16. Do you get butterflies around the person you like? Yeppers
17. Will you get married? I guess.
18. When was the last time you smiled? When I talked to Dan
19. Does anyone like you? I don't know
20. Do you secretly like someone? Maybe
21. Who was the first person you talked to today? My sister.
22. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My friends.
23. What are you NOT looking forward to? PARCC testing
24. What ARE you looking forward to? Summer
25. Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it? Nope
26. Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do? Don't have one
27. Do you plan on moving out within the next year? That wouldn't even be legal, I'm 13.
28. Are you a forgiving person? Depends.
29. How many TRUE friends do you have? 2
30. Do you fall for people easily? Hell no
31. Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend? Nope
32. What’s the last thing you put in your mouth? . . . gum
33. Who was the last person you drove with? My aunt
34. How late did you stay up last night and why? 11:00, couldn't sleep
35. If you could move somewhere else, would you? Can I bring my BFFs?
36. Who was the last person you took a picture of? No idea.
37. Can you live a day without TV? Yeah, I've got other stuff to do.
38. When was the last time you were extremely disappointed? A while ago. Won't say why though.
39. Three names you go by.. Lucy, Luce-Juice, Dina.
40. Are you currently in a relationship? Nope
41. What is your all-time favorite romance TV show? I don't really watch purely romance shows.
42. Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? Maybe not hobbits. (It's an inside joke.)
43. What’s your current problem? Many, many things.
44. Have you ever had your heart broken? In many, many ways. And then stamped on. And burnt. And thrown off a cliff. And run over by a train.
45. Your thoughts of long distance relationships? They can work but it's not likely.
46. How many kids do you want to have? 5 tops, 2 at the very least.
47. Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them? Romantically? I've never had to tell anyone I like like them. My friends do make it very hard to admit that we're friends though.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile and add some stereotypes. (Bolded ones apply to me.)

SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.(I have different ideas on what happens to them)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I'm the queen bee at my school.)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling snob.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID

I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES

I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE(I am not white but i still hate this stereotype)

I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.

I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS

I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL

I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT

I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER

I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL

I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.

I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports(I just don't play sports)

I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION.

I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID.

I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL.

I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN

I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION

I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE.

I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS

I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.

I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR

I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER

I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR

I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL

I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO

I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'

I listen to my iPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me

I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS

I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET(Who the heck cam up with this?)

I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT

I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION

I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY

I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN

I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH. (Math is my favorite subject.)

I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM

I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE

I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT

I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY

I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.

I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.

I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.

I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.

I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.

I have/do SELF-HARM(ED) so I MUST be a whiny emo.

I have/had an EATING DISORDER so I MUST hate myself.

I've been/go to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.

I'm BIPOLAR so I MUST be an unstable, dangerous, freak.

I've LIED A LOT so I MUST be untrustworthy.

I have an IDENTICAL TWIN so I MUST be unoriginal.

Fun Fact: I've been a Potterhead since I first read the books in the first grade.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on you page if you're one of the 4 percent who will.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

If you've seen the colors pink and green together and suddenly think of Cosmo and Wanda, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever stayed up all night at least once, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you like ice cream, copy and paste this in your profile

If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste.

If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU THINK ALL ABUSE IS WRONG, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.