Hi people! welcome to my profile you are probably here because you have been reading one of my stories or because I popped up on someone else's profile or because I have followed you! whatever it is welcome! now that you're here let me get one thing straight. you will not figure out anything about me here such as my name, age, and gender. those things are privet, however, you will figure out I'm obsessed with a thing called warriors. don't know it? go read it. out of all my fanfiction, I recommend Warrior deaths, by far the most popular of my stories, however, I no longer accept cats nor do I write chapters, but if you are a fan you may write your own chapter and pm it to me and then I will post it on warrior deaths! I also Have a DeviantArt account, QueenOfDeKitties now let's get to the good old copy and pasting! first, let me find some things to copy... oh and I have a forum! here is the link My forum!

Warriors Cat Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember Squirrelflight,

When the one I love, casts me away,

I'll remember Yellowfang,

When I can no longer stay,

I will think of Mosskit,

When someone dies young,

And I'll think of Berrynose,

When I must hold my tongue,

I will think of Breezepelt,

When I feel betrayed,

I will always think of Smudge,

When a cat is spayed,

I'll remember Leafstar,

When I am told I can't.

I'll remember Sharpclaw,

When I feel I should be the best.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. DON'T FORGET TO ADD YOUR NAME! KaidaThorn, Gingerstar14, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Cloudstar11, Icethroat21, HiddenMusic, catatheart, Jedi kittin, Hiddenfilly, Oo-Rainpath-oO, Pebblewish, M-Oislife, AcornpounceQueenOfDeKitties, SteamtipOfRiverclan, catspider12

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).

WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to Hell when they do something murderous and die

WARRIORS FANS: go to The Dark Forest when they do something murderous and die

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'

WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: eat cooked meat.

WARRIORS FANS: eat raw meat.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Hope to go to Heaven when they die.

WARRIORS FANS: Hope to go to StarClan when they die.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did

What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character)

Jaybranch (Jayfeather and twigbranch)

Your Kittypet Name? (First thing to your right)

wall

What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark)

Darkfox

What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan)

shaderipple Shadowclan and Riverclan

Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of)

book

Loner name(The same thing you did with rouge except pick different)

shoe

StarClan or Dark Forest(If your in sunlight or any light right now then StarClan. If not, Dark Forest)

I'm Acornpounce of the darkforest collecting taxes with Tigerstar since day one of being dead

What would be your warrior name?

Acornpounce

What would be your kits' name?

Bobkit and that's it.

What clan would you be in?

Shadowclan

KittyClan Allegiances (feel free to join, other cat lovers) Note: KittyClan is not a real Clan,

just a place for cat lovers to find other cat lovers.

Leader: Echoflight (Kitty)

Deputy: Eagleheart - Light gray tabby tom with silver stripes and amber eyes (Flame)

Warriors:

Grayshadow - Dark gray tabby she-cat with amber eyes (Gray)

Nightstrike (Eclipsing star)

Medicine cat: Nightfrost- Black she-cat with white dapples on her side (Empress Nightfrost)

Apprentice: Acornpounce (Acornpounce)

Mediator: Spiderclaw(Catspider12)

Apprentices:

Acornpounce- medicene cat apprentice

I got this from Catspider12's profile

And i got the following from empress nightfrost's profile!

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

I'm bored. Run for your sanity. :D I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. "I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..." Chaos. Panic. Disorder. I think my work here is done. I love you is 8 letters, so is BULLSHIT. One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Smile. It confuses people. Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity. So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China…Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Just when I think you've said the most stupid thing ever you keep on talking. If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something... If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Sense is like cheesecake...I don't have any. Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. A day without sunshine is like... night.

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full. It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either. God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me. If you can't drink and drive, why the hell do bars have parking lots? If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day when you fail your gender test. "Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit. How is it possible to have a civil war? Friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Come to the dork side. We have pi. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!! I'm going to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home! Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking. What is this 'kindness' you speak of? Somehow, in some way, that was all your fault. Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. I smile because I have no idea what's going on. Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction! Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes. Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck!" Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong. The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm not insane... I just do whatever the voices tell me to. Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Please, do learning good, for our futures. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. Stressed is Desserts backwards :)Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the least. You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! Words hurt as much as weapons? Lets test it. You'll shout, I'll shoot you with a crossbow

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Favorite Clan: ShadowClan

Favorite ThunderClan cat: Jayfeather

Favorite ShadowClan cat: Blackstar

Favorite RiverClan cat: Crookedstar

Favorite WindClan cat: Heathertail

Favorite SkyClan cat: Billystorm

Favorite leader: Blackstar

Favorite deputy: Sharpclaw

Favorite apprentice: Shrewpaw

Favorite kit: Mosskit

Favorite villain: Darkstripe or Sol

Favorite couple: Jayfeather and stick or Ferncloud and Dustpelt

Least favorite Clan: Starclan

Least favorite ThunderClan cat: Millie and Spiderleg.

Least favorite ShadowClan cat: Dawnpelt

Least favorite RiverClan cat: Rainflower. you should have seen that coming.

Least favorite WindClan cat: Onestar or Tallstar or Crowfeather, it's a three-way tie.

Least favorite SkyClan cat: Erm... I dunno.

Least favorite leader: Onestar

Least favorite deputy: Tigerheart

Least favorite apprentice: Twigpaw.

Least favorite kit: Molekit was it?

Least favorite villain: Tigerstar. he is the main baddy to much.

Least favorite couple: Millie and Graystripe, and Silverstream and Graystripe and Jayfeather and Willowpelt.

If you believe Leafpool loves Kittypet slop copy and paste this to your profile and add your username to the list AcornpounceQueenOfDeKitties

WARRIORS ALPHABET (first warrior name that comes to mind that begins with)

A is for Alderheart

B is for Berrynose

C is for Cloudtail

D is for Dustpelt

E is for Echomist

F is for Feathertail

G is for Gorsefur

H is for Heathertail

I is for Ivypool

J is for Juniperclaw

K is for Kestrelflight

L is for Lionheart

M is for Millie

N is for Neadlepaw or Nettlepaw

O is for

P is for Poppyfrost

Q

R is for Riverstar

S is for Silverstream

T is for Turtletail

U is for

V is for

W is for Whitestorm

X is for

Y is for

Z is for

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