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Joined 03-14-04, id: 554029
Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean.

This has not been updated in absolutely ages, but I think most of the stuff applies a little at least

I'm 17, a girl (at least last time I looked), I live in sunny ol' England (It's too cold here!), umm...Fave film is probably PotC, I'm in love with Captain Jack Sparrow (So sexy, but I'm slowly falling for the Commodore), I love CSI (Greg rocks!), I like all sorts of music from classical to heavy rock.The net is probably the main thing for me, but some TV is good too, I love all comedies with the exception of those that go over my head. I write stories in my spare time that aren't fanfiction but they are either really short or unfinished (It's so hard for me to keep a story going).

Favourite pairings:

Jack/Elizabeth (but musn't involve Will's death)

Jack/OC

Greg/Sara

Will/Elizabeth

Norrington/OC

Nick/Greg (But it has to be written right, because I'm not a total slash fan)

Erm... other things I like:

Johnny Depp (Mmmmmmmm...)

Discworld (Sci-fi/fantasy is out of this world!)

PS2 (I need money for games! Why do they have to be so bloody expensive!)

GTA series (I've ordered San Andreas on PC! Yay!)

NOLF series (Cate Archer kicks 60's arse)

Food (Chips...Mmm...)

Little Britain (Do I need to say anything!)

People I'm into:

Johnny Depp, Jack Davenport, Jet Li, Keanu Reeves, Steve Coogan, David Walliams, Keira Knightley, Lucy Liu, Alan Rickman, Mel Gibson, Eric Szmanda, Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Joe Pantoliano, Tommy Lee Jones, Helena Bonham Carter

There are loads more but I can't be bothered to list them.

Yeah umm... read my stories, and review - it'd mean so much to me, really!

OI! I saw your comment on your profile, Dusk_Jane! You can be pushy too!

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Cornfield Madness by Tavia reviews
We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,630 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2003
Matters of Duty by Gaeruil reviews
We know what happened with Jack, Barbossa and the other pirates during the movie, but what of Norrington and those under his command?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,616 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/14/2004 - James N.
Drabbles of the Caribbean by geekmama reviews
It's amazing what you can say in 100 words... or a little more, if the Muse insists.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 139 - Words: 33,264 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004
The Happy Medium by SwordSwallower17 reviews
Rebellious princesses, sexy pirate lasses and beautiful servant-girls wreak havoc in the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner are hopelessly entranced. The streets run red with sparkly blood. Enter two characters who are destined to fix it all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,640 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
What the Cat Dragged In by Knobs- Giraffe Extraordinaire reviews
Thinking of updating. NorringtonOC. An offthewall woman arrives at Port Royal while in search of her ship which she has misplaced. She tries everything she can think of the escape the clutches of our dear Commodore, but in the end, will she really want to
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 10/8/2004 - James N.
Family Fortunes by EM-D8 reviews
Susan decides to have the whole family together on holiday for three weeks, which means that Ben takes some convincing. His mood doesn't improve when Nick wins the lottery...
My Family - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004
Nothing to Something by Rostand reviews
Ah, alcohol. The lubricant of love. Greg and Warrick get tanked and do some "make bonding".
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2005
Strange strangers by Dusk Jane reviews
A short fic using Brass, a character I haven't used yet and my friend challenged me to use. It's about Brass talking with two officers about the type of people they meet.Chapt 1, but there will be moreR&R
CSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2005
Stirring up more than just trouble by Dusk Jane reviews
Greg’s bored. He decides to entertain himself by stirring up the truth about the geek love. GrissomSara. Please R&R.(Chapter 9 is done now)
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,056 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004
A Gillington Story by Daughter Mestizo reviews
How do you get close to a commodore? You can't, unless you're already close. This is the story of a British hopeful, and a lonely French boy. Slash in later chapters. Norrington x Gillette. Groves co-stars.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 10/4/2004 - James N.
Paid in Full by sakhara291 reviews
Behind every womanizer, there was once an amazing woman. Behind every great ship, there was a great ambition. And behind every secretive man, there has been a terrible secret. A story of Jack, pre- Pearl, and what it took to get there.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 31,321 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004
The Cutlass Crow by La Vik reviews
As a child, Maribelle taught Jack everything he knows about being a pirate. Now, after nearly a lifetime of being separated, Maribelle has forgotten about what's real, and Jack has a thing or two to teach her about life.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,120 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 9/28/2004
A Vampire's Kiss by CaptainBubbles reviews
R to be safe-When forever living in a life of darkness and seclusion what is one supposed to do? As love and tragedy envelope the naive vampire, far worse comes to Jack.He soon learns that a vampire's kiss can turn deadly and despair hangs heavy over both
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004
Take What You Can by EternaLei reviews
Jack's been rescued from the deserted island by the rumrunners, but still remains stranded without his beloved Black Pearl. But when the morose pirate butts heads with a clever con, mischeif, mayhem, and a whole lot of rum ensues...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004
Constellations by mssparrington reviews
COMPLETE Slashy! Sweet! Seductive! Sparrington! Jack's POV. Jack gets caught in Port Royal in more ways than one by a tipsy and rather lonely commodore. Return reviews when possible.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Little Miracles by Gaeruil reviews
COMPLETE What Commodore James Norrington expected was a middleaged male servant. What he got was a little girl. PG just to be safe
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,967 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - James N. - Complete
Little Coffee Shop by strip forensics reviews
Sara wants someone to brighten her day. One-shot GregSara.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Complete
Condensation by Miskas reviews
Undbound - GregSara
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004
Gossip Girtie and the Useless Straight by PatchworkDK reviews
The Navy boys get together. Shameless Norrington Defense League propaganda.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2004
Peas in a Pod by Saahira reviews
The usual Rum Island event and its aftermath, but this one is completely unlike the others I've read here. Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2004
Tired by Carlin reviews
Greg gets a little annoyed with waiting. Warning! NickGreg slash! Rated R for language. Please read and review!
CSI - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 9/7/2003
Both Sides of the Glass by ErinRua reviews
Two views of a much-anticipated wedding. Norrington and a snifter of brandy, and Jack ... being Jack. Just a bit of cheery fluff from a frivolous muse! Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Not Alone by J9 reviews
If you need to crash, then crash and burn, you're not alone - GregSara, Spoilers for PWF and Inside the Box
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2003
Say Yes by Mercator reviews
Hogswatchnight, and a seamstress becomes a very special gift for a very exclusive Client. But all is not what it seems... **FINI**
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003
First Encounters by Jehan's Muse reviews
Young Jack Sparrow meets an even younger Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2003
Reading Material by Michmak reviews
Greg’s reading material leads to an interesting conversation in the lounge, which leads to – what?
CSI - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2002
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Jack and The Genie reviews
Well, it's pretty much in the title... Reviews would be nice, but whatever...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2005
A Wild Adventure reviews
Nina Wilding arrives at Port Royal ready to do her usual scamming but she didn't count on the Commodore or Jack. She ends up on an adventure way out of her depths. Or is it? Please R&R! Discontinued.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,436 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004
Four Women in a Bar reviews
Giselle and three of her colleagues have a chat in a tavern. Sorta funny with a cameo from Jack. One-shot (though I may write another conversation if I feel like it). Sorry for all the mix-up, too.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Complete
Unattainable Desire reviews
Jack angst. One-shot. Read and review, or not, whatever suits you.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Complete
Slinky Jack reviews
Jack finds a slinky spring. One-shot. It was funny when I thought of it and still kinda funny when I wrote it. Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Complete