"No.Not good.You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM." Jack Sparrow

"MONKEY!" Jack (sexay man)

"But why is the RUM gone??" Sexay pirate (Jack)

"Easy on the goods, darlin'" Jack! ( YUM)

"Funny ol' world, innit?" Jackie loves apples! lol

"Where is Dear William?" Jack (sexay accent!)

"I used to look up to you, but uh..now I can't look at you at all." Sam from Benny and Joon (awww)

"I knew it was Jim's house." Eddie Scissorhands! ( It's sad that that is like his longest line in the movie..but he sounds so sexy when he says it!)

"Do you know what love is?" Don Juan Demarco

"Love is a very splendoured thing. Love LIFTS us up where we belong. All you need is love." Christian from Moulin Rouge.

"Green.Oooh." Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park

"This is the wonderful room service Chicken Fricasse. TAKE IT BACK!" Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park.

" I was lightheaded, then sleepy." Tidus from FF10

"VIOLENT VIOLENT VIOLENT!" My best friend, Kailee.

"WaRRRRRR!" Kailee

"You are eternally gay." Insane one (Kailee)

"Jack is even more sexay when he is being romantic" ME!

" He's got a HUGE talent!" Toulouse from Moulin Rouge

"Does that INSPIRE you?" Satine from Moulin Rouge

"There's some SHAKING! Oh, Riki Tiki Tiki!" Christian from Moulin Rouge

"Human hair. From my back." Lovely Jack!

"That's so NIFTY 50!" ME!

"Dude, like totally, DUDE!" ME again!

"Sir, we didn't do anything WRONG!" Frank Hopkins from Hidalgo

"Mr.Jiggyfly, I have good news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!" From some Geico commercial im watching.

"What do you think it means, you ignorant hick? D-i-v-o-r-c-e! Di-vorce!" Mort from Secret Window

" Braces. Trying to straighten things out." Mort from Secret Window

" Chico...Dont be discouraged!" Mort from Secret Window (singing lol)

"Smoking is BAD!" ME!

"Cornish Pixies?" Seamus Finnigan from Harry Potter

"Now,Now Draco, Play nicely." Lucius Malfoy from HP

"Why couldn't it have been 'Follow the butterflies'?" Ron Weasley from HP

"No one asked your opinion, you filthy little mudblood!" Draco Malfoy from HP

"Oh look! Potter's got himself a girlfriend!" Draco from HP

"You tell those spiders, Ron" Harry Potter

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CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow is finally finished. I'm going to make another story, no doubt. If anyone has any ideas for a new POTC story email me a LinkinParkChick2008@fuse.net. THANK YA!

Well, this site has deleted CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow so I guess it doesn't matter that it's finished. But please review my new POTC story!!