I am an 83 year old man. I was eaten by a tiger at the zoo and reincarnated into the body of a 14 year old girl.

Well, it could be true.

lol pam! memories of freshman biology!

really, I'm 17, my name is Corinne, and I live in a very boring nameless forgotten borough of New York. It is very sad. If I said (erm...wrote) the name, you would probably think "what?" so I will not even waste your time. Instead, I will waste your time talking about things you don't care about.

I love: God, Harry Potter, RENT, Idina Menzel, Coffee, my New Age Marauders, reading, Saved By The Bell, sleeping, eating, Adam Pascal, Billy Joel, Lemony Snicket, ER, The Godfather, Gilmore Girls, Bryce Dallas Howard, Barnes and Noble, ice cream, Lucius Malfoy, Johnathon Larson (RIP), quotes, Dan Brown, Constantine Maroulis, and red hair.

And of course, the ever-prominent existance of ducks flying at midnight among my M-Group, hence my name:

~the Red Headed Duck~

The Duck Flies at Midnight...

and then it dies

Couples I Like: Me and Lucius

Couples I don't like: anyone that is NOT me and Lucius...

Quotes:

from other people:

"Was there any competition between you and Alan Rickman on the set of Harry Potter over who is the most evil?"

"Oh no, I would always lie down and lick the bottom of his boots. I think he's absolutely sensational. But Professor Snape is not as evil as Malfoy is." -an interview with Jason Isaacs

"A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn."

"The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. Think of it more as a very efficient wayof cutting down on your expenses."-Woody Allen

"Scientists have discovered the enzyme in onions which causes people to cry. Reportedly, this is the first step to making tearless onions. Hey, guys, AIDS! People are still dying of AIDS! Put the onion thing on the backburner, and cure AIDS!" -Tina Fey on SNL

"History wll be kind to me, for I intend to write it."

"Because I never intended to become a run-of-the-mill person."

"So much of me, is made up of what I learned from you, you'll be with my, like a handprint on my heart, and now no matter what way our stories end, I know you have re-written mine, by being my friend."-WICKED!

MyContagiousLips 8:40 PM: Eh..
XoXoFoXyLaUrXoXo 8:41 PM: aww sweet
MyContagiousLips 8:41 PM: Bleh.
XoXoFoXyLaUrXoXo 8:42 PM: sugary sweet
MyContagiousLips 8:42 PM: Reich, PLEASE!
XoXoFoXyLaUrXoXo 8:42 PM: what...
MyContagiousLips 8:42 PM: That's so lame.
XoXoFoXyLaUrXoXo 8:43 PM: so?
MyContagiousLips 8:44 PM: I don't know.

Chocltkiss1988 7:48 PM: u sure as heel better tell me
XoXoFoXyLaUrXoXo 7:48 PM: heel?
XoXoFoXyLaUrXoXo 7:48 PM: sure as heel?
XoXoFoXyLaUrXoXo 7:48 PM: I'm quivering
Chocltkiss1988 7:48 PM: thats right, new lindsay saying
Chocltkiss1988 7:48 PM: sure as heel
XoXoFoXyLaUrXoXo 7:48 PM: sounds southern

I DrAmA QuEeN I 5:12 PM: haha...wait cucumbers arent red...haha

Alyssa: Why are you licking me Milka?

Corinne: Omg, I can't even get mad right now, those are some nice lips. If I could just have sex with Constantine and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, I could die very, very happy.

Stories:

A Bottle of Red: a present to my friend Alyssa, and her lover James, hehe. It's a songfic to random Billy Joel songs, mostly "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant". (Has anyone seen Movin' Out? SOOOO great!) FIN

Cool Rider: A second story I wrote Lauren to make up for me missing her birthday... Sirius is obsessed with Lauren, who is only looking for "A devil in skin-tight leather..." FIN

Idina: Lucius/OC. I Love Lucius! lol the name Idina was, um, "borrowed", from the greatest performance artist in history, Idina Menzel! Everyone go see Wicked NOW!

(if anyone actually reads this, and wants me to continue, review it, cause I'm having a major writer's block with this story, and I might actually continue it if someone wants me to. I know what it's like to read a story, but the author doesn't finish it...it is very disappointing indeed. Not that I think anyone actually reads this, but, you never know.)

Angry Young Man: Songfic to the Billy Joel song of the same name. Written for me by my fellow NAM Lindsay, aka Boomer. Girls in the back! What what! bling bling! FIN

An Innocent Man: What's this? Another Billy Joel songfic? What a surprise! Another one written by the goddess Lindz. FIN

Don't Let HPOCD Happen to You: a crazy collection of inside jokes, quotes, and real-life scenarios thrown into the HP universe. Written by Boomer, Bam, Jigga Shades, Lola, and of course the Red Headed Duck.

Shouts to Jessie, Chelly Peppers, Masha, Stevie, and my New Age Marauders! if i don't know you, then Hi anyway! bloop.