CRACK. AU In which Dean needs to study under an established artist, and Castiel needs help with his ceramic penises.

Gabriel switches the Winchesters into each other's bodies. They are not amused and neither is Castiel.

Castiel, naive, innocent Castiel, kisses a demon and Dean gets jealous. Really, what more can be expected? Written for Roh for her birthday. Rated for language Dean has a firty mouth and some sexual suggestions. Contains slash. Cas/Dean

-Kushina- What was once her pride is now a source of shame.

-Naruto x Sakura- A lie told will foment distrust forever. But still, Sakura wonders if she can love him.

-Minato x Kushina- He knows that he loves her when she whispers her pain. And when she trusts him, he knows he always will.

-Minato x Kushina- Minato wouldn't mind fireworks. Kushina won't stand for it. /New Year's Eve oneshot./

Jin, Fuu, and Mugen are reunited two years after their separation. And what brings them all together? Jins wedding of course! First Chapter Revised

Mugen comes across a saddened Fuu late one night after the incident with Sara. He tries to comfort her in the best way that an ex-prisoner can. Rated for language, hints of Fuugen.

"It's not a bad thing. It's a compliment really!" Mugen and Fuu have a little spat over a poorly worded compliment of sorts. T for a few swears and dropped hints of a sexual nature. Fuugen, Post series.

-Ino- She pales in comparison to them.

COMPLETE. Fuu saves Mugen's ungrateful, indignant ass after an encounter with a prostitute goes horribly awry. One-Night Mushroom part deux, anyone? Fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice...you answer to Fuu?

His thoughts weren't on the moon, or the mountains, or the moon, or how noisy it was or even how hot it was. No, he had found Fuu... but not before she found a new "man" in her life. Just waff

Fuu/Mugen, one-shot. "Fuu almost got her hopes up that the conversation was over. Mugen continued, 'Wanna learn? I got something for you to do for me.'" High T. Review!

Leah's enjoying a day at the beach with her inner tube when she's hit with a sudden desire to just 'drift away'. Will her Alpha be enough to convince her to stay? Blackwater fluff.

A triangle has three sides. But you already knew that. Mugen hearts Fuu and Fuu hearts Jin. For geometry to work Jin should heart Mugen, but just this once I'll call a bromance.

More Chlerek cheese. I'm a big fan of cheese. Sorry. :

Derek comforts Chloe because she can't stop thinking about her mom. One-shot unless people want me to continue it. Please R and R. If you like Chloe and Derek I'm pretty sure you'll like the story. Please Read and Review!

He wanted to close the door and prevent anything from trying to get at her, to end this horrible chapter in her life and reassure her that she was finally safe.

Sequel to The Evil Hair Clip. A strand of ribbon leads to a bit of punching, bruising, stalking, running… and kissing. Sakura can only blame herself for it. Non-massacre AU.

For Golden Week, Itachi decides to take Sakura to an onsen. It was supposed to be fun and relaxing, and the perfect time to make her his, but then trouble comes along. Trouble by the name of Uchiha Sasuke. Rated M for a reason.

Fuu, stuck in a life where she's married to a violent drunk with a child who's father she longs for. In reality, all she longs for is Mugen. Fuugen

Tsunade wonders if she has created a monster. Tsunade, Sakura.

50 truths about the kunoichi of Naruto. What women do when men claim to rule the world. My 100th fic!

I had just moved to La Push and already I was persuaded to go to a boring bonfire, partied with loser high schoolers, dragged to a stranger's house, and nearly attacked by some psychotic guy. And it all happened just because I stole his brownies. R&R!

All she ever wanted was for him to notice her. MuFuu Language

I hate you." "Liar." Mugen wakes up beaten and sliced up to find Fuu taking care of him. MugenxFuu.

Quit hogging the bed Jacob! ONESHOT

“I’m going to imprint on this rock,” she announced to no one in particular, fixing her eyes on the rounded pebble she held in her hand so hard they began to water.

There is always something about Leah Clearwater. Jacob can’t ever put a finger on exactly what it is, other than impossible to ignore. Blackwater one shot.

What is wrong with this malicious turtle that Alice brought home that causes the Cullen family nothing but trouble? One shot.

A follow up to 'Sweet Nothings.' Every night, her father tells her a story. It always began with 'Once upon a time,' but never ended in 'happily ever after.' Growing up, she's always wondered why. Jin x Fuu Oneshot.

Two stories I've written for my favorite Samurai Champloo characters, Jin and Fuu. I think they are perfectly adorable together. Stories are not connected. Complete