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 Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter. I am Glare. I am very lazy. Profile under construction. I hereby apologize for all future weirdness found below. Stuff on Glare's Page: Meaningless information Crappy fanfiction Really awesome fics/authors that can be found in my Favorites List Weirdness"Nerds rule the f...ing world. F... everyone else." -Natalie Tena Ever wonder what house your in at Hogwarts? Too lazy to make a Pottermore account? Being amazingly smart, I have devised a Self-Sorting method! To sort yourself, match your personality to the below! Simple and Easy! A) You think you are better than everyone else Have you selected which best describes you? If you haven't, and none of the above describes you, you belong in Hufflepuff. If not, see below: If you picked A, you are Slytherin Congratulations, and have fun fangirling if your Gryffindor, going 'Lol I smart' if your Ravenclaw, tearing your hair out if your Slytherin, and crying if your Hufflepuff! Sirius Black is awesome. OTP: Jily. Ships I sail: Jily Blackinnon Flarke Feltson (YAAAAAS :D0 Drastoria Tedoire Hinny Romione Here people, stalk me :D : Pottermore: PurpleChaser4596 Tumblr: BigotsBackTheEffOff Random crap about me: Ummmmmm. Um. O_o. Okay. Born June 24th, loves horses, equestrian, feminist, in The 100 fandom, thinks Legolas is the best damn thing ever, loves coffee, favorite color is red, love flying on planes for some reason, wants to be an author, loves the internet, never gets sick of candy/sweet stuff, Nerdfighter, TYLER OAKLEY IS LIKE TOTALY MY BAE HOLY CRAP, Likes: The Clash, Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, P!nk, Imagine Dragons, The Ramones, Marina and the Diamomds, Beyoncé, AC/DC, Bon Jovi, aaaaaaaannndddd ummmmm Nirvana. |
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dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
The Patronus by reginad99 reviews
When the Professor announced in the middle of spring semester that they would begin working on the Patronus charm, James Potter was utterly un-phased. So, when the day came that the Professor was testing them on their charms, James knew he would have no problem. Until, it seems that Lily Evans has a matching Patronus. A short Jily Drabble, inspired by something I saw on Tumblr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Constellations by Hannahviking reviews
One-shot drabble. Marlene McKinnon reflects on her earlier days with Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Watching by Lara1221 reviews
Severus Snape observes Lily Evans in the library when one James Potter approaches.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The revenge of Princess Padfoot by transfigurationprodigy reviews
Full title: The revenge of Princess Padfoot, or, how to make mayhem like a Marauder in five easy steps. A little one-shot with Sirius and Peter putting a massive joke over on Remus and James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
I Don't Care by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
Sirius doesn't care until something makes him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11621 - Favs: 11,061 - Follows: 9,491 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 4,995 - Follows: 4,411 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Someone You Love by thefirstservant reviews
Lily Evans didn't think she'd ever find a friend in Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
would you stay by with the monsters reviews
They will be everything. - —rose/scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Sunshine and Peppermint by lydiamaartin reviews
It's the best kind of tragedy, the story of them. - RoseScorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dear Lord Voldemort by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
An essay I did for Health class. We had to write a letter to a 'friend' to convince them to not smoke and I, being the HP fanatic I am, naturally chose Voldemort. Oneshot, but if anyone wants an entire correspondence, I can write more. For those who care, I got an EXCELLENT grade on this ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Twelve Reasons Why Harry Potter Pwns Twilight by InventorOfFirebolt reviews
Twelve Reasons Why Harry Potter Pwns Twilight. Any indignant Twihards out there wanna argue? Come at me bro. Just remember, "OMGGGG THEY'RE LIKE SOOO HOTTT" is not a valid reason. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Complete
Daisy Chain by Lyra124 reviews
Dedicated to Rainbow Dust. He loves me, he loves me not. He loves me, he loves me not. Marlene/Sirius drabble. WARNING: Rather Angsty. First MM/SB What do you guys think? T for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Marlene M., Sirius B. - Complete
Distant Memories by Sellea reviews
Before Harry was born, four Marauders shared a special bond of friendship. Now, one is a traitor, one hero died for his family, one misunderstood man died protecting all he had, and one still lives, a monster reborn every full moon. This is their story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 326,096 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
the stars that fill polluted skies by iliads reviews
Sirius&Marlene—-because falling stars and black holes had nothing on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Champagne Glass by lydiamaartin reviews
Every castle crumbles, but stars are forever. - RoseScorpius - freeverse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Move by Rainbow Dust reviews
SiriusxMarlene. Oneshot. Warning: Strong language. All he wants her to do is just bloody move.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Drunk by Rainbow Dust reviews
Marlene/Sirius ONESHOT written from the Point of view of a bartender, its strange and diffirent, yay for that! Warning: Swear words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Ravishment by Queen Nightingale reviews
"Mister Potter!" A sharp voice rang out, Lily's face heating up as James casually removed his lips from her neck, "What do you think you're doing to Miss Evans?" "Ravishing her, of course." JPLE One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/10/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
those letters i'll never send by chasingafterstarlight reviews
a fairy tale without a happy ending. ScoRose, Rose writes letters to Scorpius, please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
And fate works in funny ways sometimes by over-rehearsed reviews
Hey Rose, do you believe in happy endings?- Scorrose- freeverse- for Jenny & others
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
That Potter Boy by BadgerInMySoup reviews
For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 238 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Caring is Creepy by Josephinee reviews
He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Punching Bag by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Step One: Insult. Step Two: Anger. Step Three: Name-Calling. Step Four: Attempt to walk away. Step Five: Coward. Step Six: More Insults. Step Seven: Hexes. Rose/Scorpius oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
DevilMayCare by Queen Nightingale reviews
HOW. MANY. TIMES. HAVE. I. TOLD. YOU. TO. NOT. PICK. ME. UP? Lily/James. Hogwarts-Style One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/30/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stone Cold Sober by QM reviews
His life doesn't flash before his eyes, he doesn't feel the crushing weight of everything he's ever regretted bearing down in him. No. Instead he remembers a stone silent day, lost in a fray of war and love and, coated in layers of gray, loss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Marlene M., Sirius B. - Complete
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Hogwarts Next Top Model by Zayz reviews
AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,530 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
A Mad World by trinsy reviews
He’s never wondered what a vulnerable Sirius would look like, but if he had, he wouldn’t have imagined it would make him feel so gutted.' A conversation between James and Sirius shortly before the Fidelius Charm is performed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
How It Goes by Zayz reviews
LJ. "While awkwardness prevails, this is just how it goes. Open mouth and insert foot, babe." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Honey or Tar by Josephinee reviews
Normality bothered him. But Rose wasn't normal, was she? RW/SM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Sight and Insight by Zayz reviews
LJ. "I look at her once. She's looking the other way. I look at her twice. Nope, still not looking. People say I should stop. I disagree. I look at her three times. I think she sees me." Originally "Crazy People." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily compiles a list of the ten things she hates most about James Potter. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Seduction of Sirius Black by sciathan file reviews
One Shot, Gen Amidst the war, life goes on. For James and Sirius, that means the normal compliment of international incidents in pubs, figuring out the mystery of Muggle fashion, and torturing Marlene McKinnon. But, sometimes the war still interferes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Cameo images by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
We don't remember days, we remember moments. A series of James and Lily drabbles. Part 16, a missing scene from Deathly Hallows. The story of how the vase from Petunia was broken.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,787 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hate This Place by trinsy reviews
The last meeting of the Black brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Seventeen Years Ago by Grey Like Stormy Skies reviews
Seventeen years ago, you were a different person. Seventeen years ago you could say you were happy, and you wouldn’t be lying. Seventeen years ago, you never would have been able to picture yourself the way you are today. [Sirius oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Symphonie by The Green Lady reviews
Tonks always had a secret ambition and one boring day at Grimmauld Place, Sirius helps her achieve it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Holiday Plans by Jobey in Error reviews
It’s only their first year. They don’t really get Sirius yet. 1/1 -- Jan '09 -- Since virtually no one liked it, the ending has now been edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Suicidal Chalk by GorensGirl reviews
James gets bored in History of Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2006 - James P. - Complete
The Marauder's Map by The Paisley Pajamas reviews
A short drabble of how the Marauders came up with their name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
In the Dorm by jadoremwpp reviews
Got a few minutes to fill? Love the Marauders? This little conversation is right before the boys retire to sleep, a humorous look at what might take place in their dorm every night. All Dialogue. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Boredom is a Fatal Disease! by BlackLightDawn reviews
Brainchild of less than 15 minutes.Read if you have nothing better to do.Dont flame.One-shot,complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Falling by Saiph reviews
An innocent walk to the common room is the trigger for a reassessment of feelings, as Lily Evans begins to realise that there is more to her maddening suitor Potter than meets the eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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No Need For Change reviews
"What are you reading?" He asks, after thoroughly racking his brain for a conversation starter. He scoots closer to Lily and peers over her shoulder.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2015 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Dreamer reviews
There once was a girl named Rose Weasley, and there once was a boy named Scorpius Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2015 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Rain Washing
Lily loved the rain. Maybe it was the whole cliche-metaphor-thing: that rain washes things away (bad decisions, mistakes, failures and the like) leaving you with a clean slate
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
1989 reviews
A collection of one-shots based on Taylor Swift's 1989. Chapter Two: Victoire is sick of it all. She wants a change. And she'll move across the bloody ocean for her change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015
Yes or No reviews
"Yes or no, Pettigrew. Yes or no."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Words Unspoken reviews
Words at phrase sounds so pretty and poetic. But in real life, it's just ugly and heartbreaking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2015 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Stupid Girl reviews
Stupid Girl, Ginny chided herself gently, for what had to be the thousandth time. He'll never fancy you, get over it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You reviews
Sometimes James Potter hated himself for loving Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Complete
If Only reviews
If only she hadn't died, they could've been much more...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Sirius B., Marlene M.
Not A Gentleman reviews
Lily liked a gentleman. James was not a gentleman.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Lily Evans P. - Complete