idontlikebreadcrustshide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Voltron: Legendary Defender. Heads Up: One Hell of a Shitshow is still a WIP... a slow agonizing WIP... Please bear with me Slytherin. Book lover. Trash Writer. Anime Watcher. Fictional Character Obsessed. I ship just about everything under the sun. |
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A Dursley Witch at Hogwarts by Who Me-3 reviews
My continuation of the story A Dursley Witch. Now, we are entering Jane's first year of Hogwarts. I don't know if it will be as actioned packed as her cousin Harry's, but it won't be boring to her anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,865 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Dudley D.
Follow Your Inner Moonlight by squeakyswings reviews
"Follow your inner moonlight, don't hide the madness." - Allen Ginsberg — Lily/Teddy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,717 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Lily Luna P., Teddy L. - Complete
Life by scarredprincess reviews
Hermione is self harming and needs help. who will be the one to save her? or will they not get that far? Rated for self-harm, depressing themes and rape. Rating upped to M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,747 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
stagelights like parisian nights by with the monsters reviews
All she wants is to dance, but that's a little too much to ask for a witch. - -MollyLysander.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,940 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Molly W., Lysander S. - Complete
the ballad of boy blue by Static Lull reviews
TeddyLily —- because, in the end, she's ten years too young; because, in the end, it's not so much a lie as it is a precaution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Teddy L., Lily Luna P. - Complete
As The Sister of Harry Potter by IcamaneHatake reviews
...life is difficult. Jennifer Potter engages in a juggling act of keeping her younger brother alive, love, fighting evil, and friends. School is, easily, the last thing on her mind. GOF & OOTP. Prequel to The Last Fight. First edit complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 97,254 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/26/2009 - [OC, Cedric D.] - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8348 - Favs: 10,465 - Follows: 5,421 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Nymph Hunt by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,733 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 221 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Second Generation by saruneko reviews
Albus Potter, Rose Weasley and Scoripus Malfoy meet on the train one day. They are about to start their first year. What could happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Curse Of The Rhyming Words by darth spots and darth stripes reviews
Sirius convinces the Marauders to prank James by creating a potion that makes James hear rhyming words, in an attempt to cheer their Bed - er - Head boy up. Also features fairytales, pansies and much eye-rolling from our favourite Sirius Black. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/24/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Dursley Witch by Who Me-3 reviews
It's two years after the Epilouge and Dudley Dursley gets a surprise he never saw coming, his daughter' letter to Hogwarts. Update 2/26/08 Over 36000 hits! Thanks so much everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
For I Am A Wicked Child by horseface reviews
Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,875 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Draco M.
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All the sugar was in the bottom of the cup
"Your brother is going to kill me." Sasuke clicked his tongue in annoyance, "Don't be ridiculous." That statement was probably true though. Itachi would be livid when he found out. Trigger Warning: Harsh depictions of violence happen in this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,760 - Published: 6/9
One Hell of a Shitshow reviews
The Seven Deadly Sins. Every century they hold a tournament in hell to determine which sin will be leader for the next century. Of course Naruto gets dragged into it. Posted also on AO3 so go there to read my notes and what not. Warning: Yaoi Fic, Gaara/Naruto pairing, Mentions of abuse, drug abuse, alcohol abuse, recreational drug use and panic attacks. Also sad feels and shit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/16/2018 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Gaara
Tempest of the Heart reviews
Pirate/Mermaid AU Pirate Gaara and Merman Naruto NarutoXGaara paring TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions and some descriptions of abuse Mentions and some descriptions of non con Mentions and some descriptions of violence and gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/30/2018 - Published: 10/10/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara
Selfless Resolutions reviews
ONESHOT: Royals/Monarch/Kingdoms AU Lots of Klance sadness ahead. Please be aware this does NOT have a happy ending. (If you ain't about that shit then, flee you fools!)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Keith, Lance, Princess Allura, Lotor - Complete
Songs of Sand reviews
"You are aware that father will have your head for this, right?" "Father has wanted my head detached from my body the minute I was born." ONESHOT! Some Sand Sibling/ Gaara Angst Kingdoms and Monarchs AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Albus Potter: Year 1 reviews
Albus Potter has always been the strange one in his family. It's his first year at Hogwarts, and hes breaking all the expecataions people have of him. He is his fathers son, of course something is bound to happen. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.