Note: This profile is purely for our enjoyment of flaming bad fanfictions. We are authors, but we won't tell you our usernames. Thank you.

Sorceress of the Light:

Hello, I'm Juliette. Before I start to talk about myself, I would like to point out I'm not crazy like my sister, aka- Dragon of Darkness. And while she just crushes your dreams of being an author, I tend to give constructive criticism in a very harsh manner.

Now it's time to talk about me.

I'm old enough to be in High School.

I'm in a Creative Writing class so I know what I'm talking about when I criticize you.

I have a tennis racket and can defend myself when you try to hunt me down.

Dragon of Darkness:

Mwahahahaha!! I am now your master!! Obey me, or be flamed forever! I am the supreme master of all things that exist, JoJo!

I have eight horcruxes, Voldemort! Fear me!

I have a magic eight ball! Fear me!

I have an itch in my foot! Fear me!

If you're stranded on a deserted island all alone with only the clothes on your back and a broken globe, would you go insane? Just wondering...You know what, don't answer that.

My amazing comebacks (Massie Block style):

Me: Are you Miley Cyrus?

LBR: No...

Me: Then why are you such a wannabe?

(props to my friend, the amazing founder and resident of I-Land)

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Me: Are you Kanye West?

LBR: No...

Me: Then why are you such a hater?

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Me: Are you a model?

LBR: No...

Me: Then why are you such a poser?

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I'd like to point out that I am a fan of The Clique series, and will be using some of the Massie insults in my flames, so look out for that.

Well, I have to go now. Do you know why? Because I have a social life, and am NOT a loser. That's right! Well, goodbye now. Places to go, people to see, things to do~

(places = library; people = my imaginary friend; things to do= finish my 1,000 word book report currently at 73 words ;D)

Breaking Newsflash from Dragon of Darkness: 3.31.2010

Okay, so, I don't think people are understanding what it is that my sister and I are doing here. You see, I've become very irritated at the growing hatred towards flamers. I don't know about other flamers, but my sister and I just offer our advice.

I know we're not very nice; but we're not the worst flamers either, right? All we want is to improve the fanfiction archives.

Juliette: Okay, so you should know that everybody that we flame ends up here, on our Wall of Flame!!

JoJo: And once you end up here, you will forever remain here to perish until you have finally rotted into a corpse--

Juliette: JoJo, they don't remain there forever!

JoJo: They don't?

Juliette: No! Remember that idea you had of a Wall of Fame?

JoJo: Oh, right! Yes, I remember my brilliant idea!

Juliette: ...you are so "ever-modest".

JoJo: Yes, thank you. Anyway, so when authors end up on our Wall of Flame, they have the option of taking our advice, and making the best of it.

Juliette: Then, when we can see in their stories that they have been listening to us, we will move them to our Wall of Fame!!

JoJo: And if not, we let them rot on our Wall of Flame, right?

Juliette: Yeah, whatever. Oh, and if you know of a story that should be flamed, do not hesitate to tell us.

JoJo: Why are you asking so politely?

Juliette: Because I'm the nice one.

JoJo: Yet you flame people?

Juliette: ...no, I give constructive criticism in a very harsh manner!

JoJo: Call it whatever you want; you're still a flamer.

Wall of Flame

Title: Where do I stand?

Author: A-Million-Words

Fandom: Bakugan Battle Brawlers

Flamer: Dragon of Darkness

Date Flamed: 29 March 2010

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Title: There's Something Up With Us

Author: electable

Fandom: Gallagher Girls

Flamer: Sorceress of the Light

Date Flamed: 29 March 2010

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Title: Insert title here,I'm to lazy

Author: DancerBoy

Fandom: Bakugan Battle Brawlers

Flamer: Dragon of Darkness

Date Flamed: 30 March 2010

Note: Story has been deleted. Rewritten as Silver Moon. Much improvement seen.

JoJo: Ehmagawd, I was looking at the forums, and apparently, there are people saying some really nasty things about flamers!

Juliette: I know, right?

JoJo: Not only that, but the people being flamed are PM'ing the flamer, saying very rude things!

Juliette: We've been receiving PM's from those we've flamed, but none of them are rude.

JoJo: So if we receive a PM from one of the authors we have flamed that insults us, angers us, or doesn't amuse us, then said author will be listed on our Wall of Shame!