Let me tell you a little random bit about myself. I am a teen girl. My name is Victoria or Tori for short if you havn't already guessed... i am probably one of the most random people you will ever meet. I'm nice, my friends say, but i can get really angry if i want to... but not for long, because i do not have the ability to hold a grudge... I'm a good person, nice, caring, and smart. I am a big procrastinator. I am part Argentine, part Chilian, part Uruguyan, part Italian, French, Irish, Scottish, English, and American. Yeah i'm a lil' mutt. But that's just the way i am. I... am friends with 'joanjett600' at our school. She rules, i love her to death. and also 'Tori Sohma' i love her so much. She is my twin. Proof! Even check her profile! She's even a seddie shipper. I'm so proud. I made her a seddie shipper. They are both my bfffls!! Even thought i have a lot of bffls. And I almost NEVER swear...

Last week, a lot of my friends were really really sad, because one of my friends died (r.i.p. Ide), so I went to google images, and typed it 'big hug' and found the perfect picture, so i copied and pasted it to all of our conversations via facebook chat... Yesterday, my best friend was down in the dumps for no reason, and he told me this while we were texting. I went on youtube and typed in 'always look on the brightside of life, monty python' and recorded the first 30 seconds of it (because my video only records for 30 seconds), and i sent it to him, just to make him happy... I would do this for everyone... If you would too, I guess you can put this onto your profile (makes sure to say that it was origionally mine; tori72663).
I am the one who will HAVE to cheer you up, or I'm not happy.
I am the one who loves to read, and is really fast, and loves to write, but is really slow.
I am the one who is picked on most, but picks on her best best friends a lot =).
I am the one who, tries to love everyone, but hates those who hurt my friends (and me).
I am the one who tries to be the friend that people can depend on.
I am the one who hates jerks, but can be one sometimes... =/
I am the one who you can trust, even if I can't really trust you.
I am the one who is always here with open arms, but sometimes needs to run into open arms myself.
I am the one who is good with kids, but gets SO COMPLETELY stressed out with my brothers...
I am the one who is a sometimes strict and tries to be mature, but is still the same old kid that laughes a billion times a day.
I am the one who doesn't care if the conversation is going nowhere, and will continue it just to talk for a while.
I am the one who is always there for you =)

I Ship:
~SEDDIE: nothing beats a good love/hate relationship! Especially one that starts with a SE, and ends with and EDDIE.
~CIBBY: I think that Carly thinks that Gibby really is 'cute and smart and funny'
~RYLU: best friends, sometimes. like seddie only they don't 'hate' eachother as much.
~Ron/Hermione or Hermione/Harry (even though nobody ships that): same as RYLU
~JAYLEY: Hayley can't be with anyone else, i mean, all there is is Felix... well... HAYLEX is okay... nice... ish.
~Logan/Camille: they are cuteeee
~Kendall/Jo: they are SO cute!
~TONDRE: her first friend at Hollywood Arts... or, her first... BOYfriend at Hollywood arts... hmmm?
~CABBIE: they're both insane, and they kissed... what does that tell you?
~Cat/Beck: I usually don't support two shippings for the same person, but this is growing on me.
~BADE: Beck and Jade, love them, agg they're so adorable.
~CHANNY: LOVE/HATE!
~JARPER: They rule, JALEX can go away forever!!
~Eclaire: Pretty-much self-explanitory...
~Bianca/Fitz: They're both evil, just let them be evil together.
~Alli/Dave: Well he likes her, why doesn't she just give him a chance?
~Ziley: Also self-explanitory...

I Hate:
CREDDIE/WEDDIE/any others with Freddie: NO, JUST NO! Freddie belongs with SAM. (although if they never get together, weddie would be betther but i DEFINATELY don't support it)
CAM/SIFFIN/SPAM/any others with Sam: NO, JUST NONO! Sam belongs with FREDDIE. (spam is better than the others, but seddie still trumps everything)
JALEX: brother/sister relationships are WRONG... just WRONG! Tell me... would you date your brother or sister? Yes? GROSS! no? YOU RULE!
Tori/Beck (TECK?): No, Tori's with Andre, so back off Beck!
JAT: No, Cat's with Robbie, so go back to harrassing your BF Jade!
Dolly J: I never really liked Declan... Except he's really cute...
Drew/Alli: Jerk...

I enabled the anonymous reviews because i remember when i didn't have and account and i really wanted to review but it wouldnt let me and i hated that so i enabled it!! Because i really like when i get constructive criticizm because it helps me as an author. Only don't be mean and say that i should run away forever and that my story stinks and that i should never write again... because that gets me sad and doesn't really help me at all. However if you dont like my story, i really dont mind if you review telling me that it isn't that great and ways to fix it because that helps alot!

I Hate:
When teachers forget to erase a spot on the board,
When I'm the only person raising my hand and the teacher calls on someone else,
When couples in shows don't get together until the very end, or they are almost together and the seasons over and they start again (cough CHANNY cough)
When people are stuck-up and/or mean for no reason

MY FAVORITES!!:
TV SHOWS (NOT IN ANY ORDER): iCarly, Degrassi, Wizards of Waverly Place, VicTORIous, Zoey 101, Drake And Josh, What I Like About You, The Best Thing I Ever Ate, Food Network Challenge, Jonas L.A., Glee
MOVIES (NOT IN ANY ORDER): Twilight Series (sue me), Harry Potter Series, Percy Jackson (sue me), Finding Nemo (best animated movie ever in my opinion), Cars, My Cousin Vinny (look it up), 27 Dresses, She's All That, Vantage Point, there's more, I just can't think right now.
BOOKS (NOT IN ANY ORDER): The Lace Reader, Twilight Series, Pretty much anything L.J. Smith, Dragon Rider, The Never Ending Story, Diary Of A Wimpy Kid, Princess Diaries there's SO much more... I read alot.
COLORS (NOT IN ANY ORDER): Purple, Green, Blue, Yellow, i think that's it...

Some things that I have to say:
Something about seddie: Okay, I feel that I need to express an opinion of mine about seddie. Opinion: It WILL happen. It has been stated. In iThink They Kissed, if there was no seddie ahaid, seddie wouldn't have wondered if they liked the kiss or not. If there wasn't going to be seddie, in iSpeed Date, Sam wouldn't have walked into the Groovy Smoothie while creddie was dancing and left silently. When is Sam ever silent? Freddie knew that Sam needed to EARN the money for pride, something that Carly; her best friend. didn't know. Sam knew that Freddie was peeking through his peephole in iGo To Japan, Carly didn't. They know eachother too well. If seddie won't happen, than why did Mr. Schnieder put in Sam's sad face when Freddie said he loved Carly, in iWin a Date? Why would Dan make Sam and Freddie kiss? Why would he put Sam's dissapointed face when Carly told her she kissed Freddie? Why would there be so many seddie moments? Why would they mention eachother so much in eachothers blogs? Dan Schnieder is a HUGE fan of love/hate relationships. Josh/Mindy, Quinn/Logan, and now, Sam/Freddie. Dan is a seddie shipper, and will put seddie in the end, or he used us like bacon. OH WAIT! That's another SEDDIE moment that he put in there! Seddie will happen. It WILL. (P.S. Check out for all of the seddie moments, that you might not have even noticed yet!)

Something else about seddie: I was watching seddie moment videos on youtube, and i saw something interesting and totally true that the girl stated (P.S. I want to thank this chick, because in January i saw a seddie video that said sort of endorsed her friend Basco57's story 'my couch' and introduced me to this AWESOME site). Anyway, in one of the videos, she saw talking about seddie moments in iGo Nuclear. When Sam pulls out her orange, and does her project, Freddie says "She stuck her thumb... into an orange!" to which the teacher replies with "No... she stuck her thumb into the FUTURE!!..." So the video girl said that it somehow opened a portal into the future and let the Cal guy out. They said that he is infact, Seddie's kid. I don't want to list it all, so I'll post the vid up here. It's so true and it blows your mind!! It continues into the next video, so I'll post them both up here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o82OdD8ahQk&feature=related and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7MeCyf6C_0&feature=related THANK YOU iSlyProductions for you're inspiration. So true. And i'm not going to post them up here, but check out the rest of the seddie moments videos, they're so good! And thank you Basco57 for being my first story ever!
PeaceOutSuckahs's Contribution to This Theory: Cal's got a criminal streak: just like his momma! ;) AND, his name sounds pretty similar to Carly's. Carly is Sam's and Freddie's best friend. My contribution to the theory is that Sam and Freddie wanted to name their baby after Carly, but had a boy, so they changed it to Cal. :) Just my thoughts.

FLASHFORWARD: Who else HATED the season finale of FLASHFORWARD, and who will tell me when it's coming back on? I just need a lover of the show and a hater of the end of that episode to help me out. PM ME!!!
I will add more opinions when I think of them.

~If you know that Seddie is meant to be, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If when you saw the commercial for iKiss, before it premiered you hoped and prayed it was Sam and Freddie that would kiss, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have OSD put this in your profile! (Obsessive Seddie Disorder!)
~If you love Seddie so much that when you watch iCarly, you freak out if Freddie and Sam are sitting next to each other the copy and paste this in your profile!
~If whenever you see or hear the name "Freddie" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare ~at you, copy and paste this into your profile I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!
~If you are totally and completely head over heels in love with Mr. Nathan Kress, copy and paste this to your profile.
~Say NO to Creddie and YES to Seddie! If you agree Copy&Paste this to your profile.
~Sam and Freddie are meant to be together, Stuff Carly. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you agree with this.
~If you are so obsessed with iCarly that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
~If you think that only losers hate/don't get iCarly, copy this into your profile.
~If you're one of those iCarly fan girls, paste this into your profile
~If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile.
~If you started talking to an episode of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile
~If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the iCarly team, copy and paste this into your profile
~If your mom probably wishes you'd never heard of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If one of your favorite numbers is now 239, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you absolutely love iCarly and nothing anyone says will make you change your mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
~Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.
~If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
~If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
~Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
~If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
~If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
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~If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile
~If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
~If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.
~If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
~If you think that people who hate and hit children are mad/sick/stupid/horrible/heartless, copy and paste this on your profile
~5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.
~If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.
~If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
~If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.
~If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.
~If you are in the minority of leftys and are proud, copy and paste this on your profile!
~If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.
~If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
~If someone has ever interrupted you, saying the same thing that you were about to and you got mad, paste this on your profile.
~Copy and paste this into your profile if someone's ever called you weird...and you thanked them.
~If you love your friends to death, copy this into your profile.
~If you just sit in your bed and think for hours after you wake up and before you go to sleep, paste this into your profile.
~If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you never have, and have no intention of swearing in your stories or your profile, paste this on your profile.
~If you are still waiting for your "true love" to sweep you off your feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
~Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
~If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
~If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
~If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
~Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
~If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
~If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.
~If you have ever tripped up the stairs, down the stairs, or just on plain FLAT SURFACES... Copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
~If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
~If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this into your profile.
~If there are times when you want to annoy somebody just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
~If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile.
~If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.
~If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

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If you could read that put it in your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have fights with yourself just because you're bored... and you lose. Crazy is when you shout the various things you like (i.e. Harry Potter, Team Edward, Seddie, iCarly etc.) out the window of a moving car. Crazy is when you have 2 hour long text conversations saying 'POKE' over and over again. Crazy is when you start singing 'That's what you get' by Paramore with your friend quietly and simultaniously scream out the 'WOA-OH-WAOHH' in the school parkinglot. Crazy is when you change identities with your friend for a day and you sit at eachother's seats in every class. Crazy is when you and your friends start the 'Potter Puppet Pals Mysterious Ticking Noise' song in the middle of class and everyone joins in. Crazy is when you do a scorpion in the middle of a hallway. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too!

The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."
Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.
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A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

True Boyfriend
When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

1. Your real name: Victoria
2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Citvxiaro
3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Vicizzle
4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Purple Morkie
5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Ann Pinetree
6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Rodvi
7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Green Sprite
8. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Angel
9. Your Rapper name (Nick name plus "Flo"): ToriFlo
10. Your Couple Name (The first 3 letters of your Crush and the last 3 Letters of your name): Queria
11. Your name Drunk (first 3 letters of your first name, 3 letters of middle and 4 of last ): VicAnnRodr
12.Your Crazy name (the name of your 3 favorite T.V shows with "Crazy" in front of it and "Lady or Man" depending on gender at the end): CrazyiCarlyDegrassiBigBrotherLady
13. Witness Protection Program Name (Mother's Middle and Maiden Name): Marie Lombardo

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.X
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.X
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.X
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. X
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.X
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.X
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.X
Sports are fun.X
Talk with food in your mouth.X
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total: 12

Your Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick. X
You love to shop. X
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pinkX
Go to your mom for advice. X
You consider cheerleading a sport.X
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.X
You like wearing jewelry. X (just braclets and necklaces)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (gasp!!)
You were in gymnastics/dance? X
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.X
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.X
You like wearing dresses when you can.X
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. X
You love the movies.X
Used to play with dolls as little kid. X
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
Like being the star of every thing
Total: 14

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems



25 reasons i owe my mother
1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)
2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)
3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into next week)
4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, that's why)
5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me)
6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.)
7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about)
8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)
9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)
10)My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)
11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0
12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate)
13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)
14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)
15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do)
16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)
17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)
18)My mother taught me about receiving (Your going to get it when we get home)
19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold)
20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me)
21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father)
22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up)
23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)
24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand)
25)and my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you)

ou needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)
1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

I looked up 'Nathan Kress and Jeanette McCurdy' on love calculator. Guess what? 96. Samantha Puckett and Freddward Benson? 73
Definition on urban dictionary of seddie: The blending of the two names Sam and Freddie who appear on the comedy show iCarly and who seem to have a love/hate relationship. Sam and Freddie have been "playing a game" since the sixth grade that defines there love/hate relationship, making them an ideal couple.
Definition of CREDDIE: The shipping/pairing of Carly and Freddie from iCarly. There's not much evidence if any pointing to it (Creddie) as I can see.
So true urban dictionary, so true.

HUGE IMPORTANT NOTICE!!: I just saw like 20 youtube vids on iCarly being cancled! They said it's official, they said that last time but then it wasn't cancled! Then there was this vidio of Nathan saying something like 'this summer will be busy cuz iCarly's ending'!! It CANT end! WHY!! PM ME AND TELL ME IM HALLUCINATING!
NOTICE PART 2: Okay, it's not ending, thanks to simonandjeanettearebest (they are) thank you, i'll leave this up here in case some other people are freaking out! Sorry for my spaz.

Writing isnt just making words with your pen or pencil. Pens or pencils aren't just writing utensils. Paper isnt just paper. Writing is an exploration through your conscience communicated through paper to show or save something that was made with passion. Anything can be communicated stories, novels, poems, messages, love letters. It doesnt matter what you write or who you write. The only thing what matters is how you write. You must emphasize what's given you. Take it by the hand, and show people what you mean. Only true writers can blossom their stories into best sellers. They dont make it cheesey they make it something to be enriched with. If you story isnt heard, somebody else will be able to take its fame. Nobody should leave their ideas in the shadows but relinquish them in light.

TTFN, TTYL, BYE-BYE, ADIOS, CHAO, DERCKENSCHNOFF, TFVMP, VA!! (thanks for visiting my profile! visit again!)

~tori72663