Yep, this is the bio section. Nope, I'm not interested in spilling my entire life story. The basics: I'm 17 years old and female. I have a wonderful boyfriend and I want to be a writer.

By the by...Before you even consider telling me off for what I say or write: I do not tolerate idiots, fatuous pigs, asinine fools or self-righteous flamers. I mean really - what in the Nine Burning Hells makes you believe that I'll listen to you if you tell me, "u r a bitch n go 2 hell i hope u die" ? I'll laugh my ass off, copy the email and share your email address with all my friends so we can amuse ourselves at your expense. Trust me, I've no compunction about being malicious towards people who don't deserve my respect.

To anyone else who may be reading: Sorry if I'm coming across as rather bitchy, but I was recently flamed for voicing my opinion. I'm very, *very* opinionated and I cannot stand when someone tells me to 'shut up ur a retard'. Understandable, neh? That being said, I welcome constructive criticism and will gladly offer it in return. Feel free to email me, or even to instant message me (I cannot guarantee I will be online, however).