1. I am Snaples. I am not a social creature.
2. I have an unnatural obsession with my computer.
3. Matched only by my alarming obsession with Severus Snape.
4. I write slash.
5. I write dark slash.
6. I write dark, angry, angsty slash.
7. Okay, let's face it, I'm screwed up in the brain.
8. WIPs will no longer be stored here, but rather at my page.
9. Completed works mean fewer reviews; I realize this. I accept this.
10. Those who review are fantastic people.
11. Yes, even the trollers, because they make Snaples giggle and point.
12. I have nothing more to say.