This is it. This is the last time I EVER update this fucking thing. I am way overdue in saying that I officially am no longer going to be a part of this site. I've had enough of the bullshit this site's been spewing, and I am never coming back. NEVER. I AM, repeat, I AM planning on taking down my fanfics sometime within the near future of this writing...

If you ever read my last update from five months ago, and you can still remember what it sounded like, the mood was significantly different then than it is now. Remember all that stuff about being like a hippie? Turns out, I was unknowingly trying to be something I wasn't. And it hasn't been until the last month or so that I discovered this. And so I've been doing a little soul-searching, to try and figure out just who the hell I am. And what you read is what I'm like.

My fanfic writing days are over. No more Tekken stories unless I get some kinda extreme motivation to do so. Tekken 5 (which is in development as I type) could possibly inspire me to return to writing, but you won't find it here. Hell, you may not even find it anywhere. I haven't completely given up writing, but those fanfiction days are over, and I'm moving on and out. And obviously, if I'm no longer writing fanfiction, why bother staying at a fanfiction site? Seems logical to me...

So this is it. My final visit to this site until I take down my fanfics. Which if anyone is reading this, you'd better know that if you want to ever see my fanfics again, you'd better copy and paste to MS Word by JUNE 12. Which is next week at the time of this writing. If you see this, you'd better tell anyone you know who likes my stories, cuz once they're gone, they're gone, and you're not getting them back. And if you're reading this anytime after June 12, all I have to say is: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! Sucks for you!"

I still want to thank every single person who's ever taken the time to read, review, or even flame my fanfics. It warms my heart simply knowing that people actually give a flying fuck about these stories I'm writing. I have always enjoyed writing for you all. You guys kept me going. I'll always remember the ups and downs of my fanfic writing career, from writing some of the funniest stories ever (according to some people) to being suspended and nearly losing everything (thanks for that, Susie; I'm glad to know there's someone out there who hates my guts, really). It was a fun ride. Through this website I've made several friends, some I don't talk to as much as before, and some I don't talk to anymore, and I just want to give a quick shout-out to you all:

A Skitzic Idea (you were da first FF.net friend I ever made. Thanks.), The Great Daryl (you keep hangin' in there, bud), Jes (man, if only you knew how cool I think you are. Seriously.), ACWood (heh, just don't bring up that whole soap opera thing and we'll be a-okay), Lord Nazgul (back in the day, man, I always enjoyed IMin' you), and I know there are a few others I can't remember. Sorry, and good luck to all of you in the future.

And I'd also like to thank all of you who have me on your favorite authors list. My goal during all this writing was not to make myself the most popular writer ever. All I wanted to do was give people a break from life or school or work or whatever and have a laugh. That was why I always chose to write humorous fics. If I've brightened someone's day, then I've done my job as a writer, and people have even told me that my writing brought them out of the dumps when life was treating them badly. I had never imagined becoming what I am today, which is basically one of the most well-known fanfic writers in my favorite little section that all my fics are based on. And I had never imagined that people would like my stories so much that they would actually put me on their favorite authors list. And eventually that list began growing, and even people whom I respected and admired began putting ME on that list. But I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything.

Point being, I just want to thank each and every one of you whom I have had the pleasure of meeting, talking to, writing for, and frolicking with on AIM and MSN (Neither of which I have anymore. Sorry.). Because I'm not doing this anymore.

For the last time:

NBT1*
FO' SHO'!!

"Life is an ever-flowing process and somewhere on the path some unpleasant things will pop up--it might leave a scar--but then life is flowing on, and like running water, when it stops, it grows stale. Go bravely on, my friend, because each experience teaches us a lesson." - Bruce Lee

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!" - NextBigThing1