Demoman (literally) blows away his team with an amazing kamikaze method, and now they must find their way back to Upward, New Mexico before they're fired! But how will they sail their way home without a little off-roading?

Sniper had a terrible secret. A secret he was determined no one would ever find out about. On this team of insane, deadly mercenaries who exploited every weakness to the "T" and then the "ed" for good measure, the discovery of this would spell certain doom. (fair-warning: fluffiest fluff ever to puff. read at own risk.)