When eighteen-year-old Draco Malfoy finds himself back at Hogwarts on the eve of Voldemort's infamous return, he is confronted with the most difficult decision he's ever had to make: Fight for a cause he no longer believes in, or do the unthinkable and ally himself with Potter's lot... [Warning, Slowest burn EVER]

Three years after the war, Auror Harry Potter arrives on Draco Malfoy's doorstep with terrible news. It seems that somebody is hunting down all the Slytherins in their year one-by-one to exact bloody vengeance—will Draco be next? Or will Harry be able to stop whoever is behind the attacks? All of the warnings are listed inside.

The war was over, the light side had won and Severus died a hero. Right? Well apparently not. Severus reawakens to find himself in bed with his enemy, a ring on his finger and a toddler calling him papa. Cue the freakout. JPSS, Mpreg

Harry Potter has killed Voldemort, Light has triumphed over Dark, good has defeated evil, and the world is at peace. All is well in the wizarding world. Until another twist of fate leads Harry into yet another adventure filled with drama, mystery, and suspense. Eventual Drarry smut, you have been warned. Rated M for later chapters.

Draco learns that he won't be forgiven so quickly after the war. Fortunately, the Savior takes his side, helping Draco to defend himself from the jaded Wizarding World. As payment, Draco teaches Harry to find the beauty in the smallest things: for example, the kaleidoscope of vibrant butterflies they come across one day that embodies the sensation he experiences when he sees Harry.

All their feelings come out after a certain prank. Young Potter and Snape realize they like each other, a little more then anyone else would guess. WARNING: YAOI BOYXBOY. DON'T LIKE! DON'T CLICK! THANKS !

Sasuke and Naruto are both world-class assassins rooming in the same flat due to technical difficulties. Except neither really know the other is a pay-to-kill murderer. SasuNaru. Assassin!Au. Yaoi

Harry is struggling with depression and finds that the best way out of it is to find a purpose, which finds him when he is offered a teaching position at Hogwarts. This story follows Harry's life after the war. It follows mostly canon events, however, there is a change in some of the pairings. Mostly to do with HP/GW not being together. Mental damage and some suggestive themes.

Harry starts to have crazy dreams of an alternate reality of what happened after the war. The weird thing is that he has a hard time remembering the dreams. The other weird thing is that they involve Draco Malfoy. Has Harry been put under a curse? It seems like only Malfoy knows, and he's not talking.

Since the ministry had confiscated the Malfoy vaults Draco was required to find a job though no one would hire him. After saving him from an altercation in Knockturn Ally George Weasley offers him a job at the joke shop as a potion master. Harry doesn't approve and checks in often to make sure that Malfoy is not up to something.

100 prompts from the If You Dare Challenge featuring a different pairing and scenario in every chapter. Dark, funny, fluffy, angsty, romantic, adventurous...Please note that this is rated M, some chapters will be barely at a K rating but many will walk the line between T and M. 12/29/2016 COMPLETE - Chapter titles show pairings

"Do you like what you see, Potter?" Harry stared at the naked Slytherin, fixed his gaze on the traitorous hand on his hip. On its back, a fresh scar reads "I must not tell lies". Harry wanted to push Malfoy away. He wanted to ignore the painful tightness in his pants. Badly. Desperately. "Yes," Harry said instead, softly "It's exquisite." HPDM SLASH. MATURE CONTENT. MIND GAMES

HPDM slash, AU of HBP. Snape never swore a vow. Draco accepted Dumbledore's offer of sanctuary. But when Voldemort kills Narcissa in retaliation, and Dumbledore insists on creating a soul-bond between Draco and Harry to subdue the Horcrux in Harry's soul, Draco decides to use both the soul-bond and the sanctuary to keep his family safe. No matter what Dumbledore intended. COMPLETE.

When Pansy decides to return to Hogwarts and finish her education because she has nowhere else to go, she is faced with hatred from those of the other Houses and apathy from her former allies in Slytherin. However, there is one surprising exception to the rule, and it-she-scares the hell out of Pansy, because what in Merlin's name could Granger possibly want from her?

This chronicles Ron's life at Hogwarts, where he meets and falls in love with Harry Potter. Ron learns the ups and downs of having a famous boyfriend who could get him killed any second. Will also include Hermione*Ginny ship, not sure. *All chapter titles will be Wizard Rock songs, if you don't know Wrock, please google it, you'll love it!

Draco doesn't have the best reactions when things don't go his way. Or, arguably, he has the best one of all.

Ten years have passed since the war ended. Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter were both left widowers raising young children. A chance meeting at a wedding threw them together. Two years into their relationship, life starts throwing them a few curve balls. How will they deal with the trials to come?

Midtown High School, New York City. The school where the S.H.I.E.L.D superhero team, The MISFITS, go to school for their everyday lives. Matt, Peter, Harry, Frank, Elektra, MJ and Gwen. They all have a close friendship that makes their team work together smoothly. In comes Wade Wilson, Deadpool, a mercenary. Not a hero but an assassin. An assassin for hire that Peter hates. Maybe?

Drarry Hogwarts 7th year AU & Battle of Hogwarts AU. Ignores DH and epilogue. Draco saves Harry from Malfoy Manor, Harry saves Draco from himself, they have adventures. LGBTQ , bi, gay, lesbian, poly pairings. Rated T: romance, language, previous abuse. Harry/Draco, Fred/Hermione/Luna/George, Ginny/Pansy, Snape/McGonagall COMPLETE. Temporary character death. Happy ending.

Harry, is the kid that nobody notices. Draco, is Mr.Popular the kid that everyone notices. Harry wishes for a fraction of a second, that he could have as much attention as Draco, or even just a friend. But something changes on Parents Day; Draco notices Harry, for the first time. When they are waiting for their parents to arrive. Then Draco asks, Harry to become his tutor. MuggleAU

Harry is an Auror assigned to go undercover to capture a murderer. The catch? Harry has to use himself as bait through a gay dating service. It seems like a good plan until Harry starts to fall for one of the men he's supposed to be investigating. Is he falling for the murderer or the next victim? MxM Drarry

Time-Travel/Gryffindor!Draco AU, a bit a retelling of 30% of J.K.'s original books, with some extra pizzazz the dear Draco would definitely add in. First in the "Don't Ever Tame Your Demons" Series, with a minimum of 15 chapters per story.

When Malfoy Manor burns, the wizarding world is unmoved. Enter Harry Potter, whose new hobby is finding stray survivors and 'rescuing' them. He whisks the Malfoys off to 12 Grimmauld Place, now a landing spot for the displaced and unwanted. He integrates them into his strange, somewhat dysfunctional "family." LOTS OF FLUFF. EWE. Future Home!verse stories will be posted as sequels.

When Harry returns to Hogwarts for his eighth and final year, he is no longer sure of anything—what he wants, where he's headed, why smiling is now so difficult. All he knows for certain is that he no longer wants to be with Ginny. And why can't he stop dreaming about grey eyes?

James Potter knew he felt a burning feeling and desire for Severus Snape, but until a fateful night in the snow, neither knew exactly how the other had truly felt. What will happen before the pair graduate and go on their separate ways? (SSJP, some Lucius splashed in. M for rape, abuse, sexual content, and language)(Was intended to only be smut, but got into the story.)

Originally posted on ao3. This is a self-indulgent fic where Harry is pretty smart, Draco is what Tom Felton thought he should've been, a lot of subtlety and references and Fred and George Weasley as actual developed characters because I love them. Did I mention a ministry takeover? No? How odd. WIP, AU, Canon Divergent.

What if Sherlock isn't as impervious as he allows everyone to believe? Without John's attention, what if he were to return to cocaine to escape John's marriage and seemingly imminent departure? (Because I think Sherlock is more sensitive than he lets on.)

After his disappearance two days earlier, John finds Sherlock lying on their bathroom floor. He is unable to speak, diagnosed with a worse than normal concussion. John takes care of him at Baker Street, hoping that he will fully recover, and wondering about their relationship.

Harry and Draco are assigned to do a potion together, but there is - of course - a slight mishap. Three months later, Harry is planning a life in crime while Draco is being annoyingly calm and reasonable about it all. WARNING: Although this is meant to be fluff and humor, it does include the topic of forced bonding/marriage, which might be a difficult one for some.

Prompt fest prompt #9: Harry hears Pansy ripping into Draco about a fetish. Now its all he can think about. Also, Harry/Draco come out. Fluff.

Draco transfers to Hogwarts for his final two years of college. He is pleasantly surprised to fall in love. Non-magical AU. No smut.

Hogwards is a place for a different kind of tag.

Harry finds himself speaking in Parseltongue after a curse strikes him. Draco is a damn fine Healer, and he is assigned to Harry's case, and among discovering the cure to Harry's ailment, he would be required to discover why hearing Harry speak on Parseltongue sets him on fire. Slash. EWE. COMPLETE.

Running into Draco at King's Cross is only a beginning of the craziest year of Harry's life. - Will eventually have twelve chapters

When you find a how-to guide on seducing Uchiha, you're clearly obligated to play what will possibly be the greatest prank ever on a one Uchiha Sasuke. At least, until things start going horribly wrong. Featuring vintage pornography, cross-dressing blondes, dramatic waterfalls, and kicked puppy faces; Not necessarily in that order. Crack fic for my lovely ships and crack tropes.

While hanging out with his friends, Draco saw someone he never expected to see after seven years of disappearing. It appears the said person has moved on...or has he? M/M Slash switching MPreg Creature-Fic - HP/DM RW/PP HG/TN BZ/GW

Harry and Draco are forced to write a paper together and hate it for obvious reasons. I am not 13, so this is pretty well-written, I'd like to say. It gets a little (really) cheesy or angsty sometimes, though, but deal with it. Also, there is a lot of buildup. A lottt of buildup.

Drarry Draco-Centric 10 years after the war and Draco Malfoy had been content with his life of publishing books under a pen name and never leaving his house. But that was before Harry Potter started stalking him and a crazy murderous plebeian started hacking up ex-Deatheaters.

It only takes a moment for Harry's life to be forever changed. Now all that's left to decide is how to pick up the pieces.

A little mix up happens before breakfast, raising some questions.

One vital decision that could change everything. Draco Malfoy accepts Dumbledore's offer; he changes sides. Set mid book six. Slow built eventual Drarry. Rated 'M' for sexual situations in later chapters.

In which Pansy tricks Draco into accompanying her on her date with Ginny. Needless to say, had Draco known Ginny would, in turn, bring Potter along, he would have just stayed home.

It's his last year at Hogwarts and Harry is hoping for a peaceful year. That plan went up in flames when he's trapped in a cursed muggle storybook by accident, bringing Draco along for the ride. With no idea how to get out and them having to play out each story as they come, they'll have to await rescue from the outside...that's if they don't kill or kiss each other first.

A Spideypool Story The Imaginative Alternate Continuity of Spider-Man/Deadpool (2016) #4 Deadpool shot Peter Parker. Spiderman should really go back to hating him. he really, really should. Because there's no way Deadpool really changed, right? He knew he should've taken therapy instead. Anna Maria could only shake her head as the Parker Principle began to delude her friend.

Since he was a Junior Auror Harry has been chasing Draco Malfoy, the guy running a black market under their noses and getting away with it. When he finally catches him he offers him an ultimatum; 10 years in Azkaban or a job running a team of criminal geniuses that have one job; to catch the bad guys by any means possible.

What if in the Super Universe Insurance Company's secretly hire Villains, Anti Hero's & Superhero's to destroy areas of the City & people's property that did not take out Insurance against them? This is the story of two employees of AAIG - how they met & fell In Love in between destroying the city to make a living!

Draco Malfoy ran away from the Wizarding World, giving up his rich and spoiled life only to wake up in Southern California without a cent to his name. Luckily there was a certain brunette willing to help him find shelter. But did he really run away from the Wizarding World? Or had he merely brought that world to Los Angeles? SLASH.

Harry was getting pretty lonely after his amicable divorce with Ginny, and he made up for it by living for his kids. That was until Ginny decided it was time he start dating again and sets Harry up on a blind date. This story goes through Harry's newly found love life in a series of dates that he goes on, trying to get through life as he's determined to date Draco Malfoy

The Joker finally decides to crash one of Bruces parties and no one knows as well as Batman how to catch the madmans attention. Bruce just never thought he'd use it without the mask to save lives. Unfortunately for him once you've got the Clown's attention you never lose it and the last thing Batman needs is a madman whispering in his ear while a new villain is trying to out him.

Harry's life after the war is far from what people expect, but no one really knows about it except Malfoy. Now Harry has to continue pushing Malfoy away to keep his life on track—or maybe he just needs to learn to accept the fact that there are still things worth fighting for.

-Our Love is just a monster with two heads- (Batman X Joker)

Tobias took things too far and killed his wife when Severus was five. This single event created a ripple effect, resulting in a world where Severus never attended Hogwarts, was never bullied by the Marauders, and above all where Severus was loved. Happily married and expecting once again, Severus reflects on the events that allowed him to live his dream life. SSMulti, JPSS, Mpreg.

5:14pm NumberUnknown: if you came home with super expensive ice cream, I would love you forever 5:20pm Hermione: excuse me? 5:23pm NumberUnknown: come on, I'm begging you here. I set my boss on fire, I'm needing some comfort food. 5:25pm Hermione: who is this?

Hermione just really wants to smash their faces together in order to generate the eternal love they're supposed to share.

Detective AU with genius inventor Harry and fed-up-with-his-lackeys police detective Draco Malfoy. Alternatively titled 'The Magical Inconvenience of Sneakoscopes' (because bloody hell, everyone lies these days). Somewhat magical, somewhat steampunk, very Drarry. Written for the 2nd Blindfolded Competition's Final Round.

Sequel to "Till Death Do We Meet"(Doesn't have to be read to understand this though) The story of how Peter took over as King of the Underworld after his Dads Retire. [AU] Wade Hated his life, lucky him then that he gets sent to Hades, where he meets King Peter, and right away has the hots for him. [WARNING! Triggers for self harm and Suicide]

The Marauders compete in the Battle of Hogwarts. Rockstar!AU. James/Severus.

Eren's latent powers are going to destroy him. In general, his friends agree that the problem must be dealt with, and fast. Jean learns to stop messing around and face this problem head on.

Eren tried. Really, he did. Obviously the culinary expertise (or even mediocrity) gene skipped right over him judging by the state of the meal he had (attempted) to prepare. Thankfully, Jean is more than a little forgiving, especially since it's their anniversary. But hey, as long as the house doesn't go down on flames, it's okay to burn the bread.

"You're a stick in the mud with a stick up his arse! That's a stick WITHIN a stick. We're encroaching on mystic recursive voodoo territory here, Batsy. But...aw, shucks." He clasped his hands to the side and looked up at his nemesis adoringly. This should stick in the Bat's gullet. "You know I'd follow you anywhere. I hate AND love you for it." [pre-slash]

You get to decide what should the Attack on Titan gang react to! Any music or viral video! Rated T for language and mild humor!

Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues. B/J SLASH

When he checks the receipt, there's a phone number scrawled on the back. Even the boxes are speechless. (Or the one where Wade is pretty and nobody can leave him alone.)

Bruce is an android built by Thomas Wayne, a machine that resembles perfectly a human being. Bruce thinks he knows what is possible and what is not, but he realizes maybe the disembodied being calling himself "Joker" isn't in the real things list. Only he is Capeless!AU Android!Bruce Ghost!Joker eventual Bruce/Joker

While incarcerated in Arkham the Joker bonds with Kat a young woman with a tragic past. When fate deals a cruel hand the Joker promises to find Kat's baby. Intrigued against his better judgment Batman finds himself assisting the Joker, and together they may yet unravel the putrid yarn that holds Gotham together. B/J SLASH

Now complete. RenIchi. Spoilers for ch423. Ichigo has lost his spiritual powers and can't see any of his shinigami friends anymore, but Renji won't give up until the man he loves can see him again.

At 21, Draco Malfoy is on a journey to find his life mate, but is delayed by pesky Hufflepuffs screaming 'regulations' and 'laws'. Please, Malfoys play by their own rules. Pairings inside.