Hey. New year, new profile.So if you didn't think I was much of a wierdo before you were so, so wrong...

Last year was a new low for me. Just about 2 people in total reviewed my work. 2. Just 2. Now you can call me a moaner all you like but hey I bet you got more reviews than me. Anyone who actually bothered to read my work knows I'm a little LOTR crazy. So what? So was Peter Jackson, look what he did. I am a real fan Gawd dammit, and I've lost the friends to prove it, bet you can't write that on your reference when you go to sign up for the fan club. HA HA suckers. Yep, slightly derranged am I, but my infectious charm and wit won back those friends of mine and revenge is on the agenda... mwa ha ha (*manic laughter, whilst she skips a litlle leprechaun jig over screwed up pieces of paper*) ... Bye bye ashton kutcher poster...

Anyway...

(By the way I'm keeping up this thing were I'm making a world record to loose readers...)

Hell, this is supposed to be about literature. Yes where was I, LOTR. This is what 99.99999999 of my work is about. I even did it for my english coursework for christ's sake, never mind.

So bear with me and try reading the longer ones. Emphasis on the word longer. I'll be a celebrity one day. Along with the other proportion of the world, of course, that really do believe that they are in fact wood elves. HA HA kidding, sorry if you dohappen to be part of that percentage.

So read, read my little fromage frais and have a gooooooooooood time.

(P.S Don't forget to review. What's thepoint if you don't. I mean really, my sanity's on the line here...