BonkUppercuthide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Mass Effect, Star Wars, Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, and Pokémon. "Yeah, that's right, you just got freakin' dominated, chucklehead! All right, let's do this!" Formerly FlamingUppercut As the username suggests, I'm a huge TF2 fan. And yes, my favorite class - and alter ego - is indeed the Scout. Steam name is DarkStarDestroyer My Xbox 360 gamertag is BlazingStar3. My fanfictons are pretty darn good if I do say so myself. Why don't we ask the Scout what he thinks? "You.. are.. TERRIBLE!!" Ah, don't listen to him. If you're wondering, I'm also secretly the Illusive Man. Carry on. WORDS TO LIVE BY: TF2 edition "What was that, Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!" - The Heavy "You are dead. Not big surprise." -The Heavy "Stout Shako for two Refined!" - Demopan "May I make a suggestion? RUN." -The Spy "Need a Dispenser here!" -The Scout "OKTOBERFEST!" -The Medic "Mmmph mph mmph mmmph mph!" - The Pyro "Makin' bacon!" -The Engineer "I am not afraid of no ghosts! I REFUSE to be afraid of no ghosts!" -The Soldier "Everybody down! He's got a BOOK!" -The Soldier "Bleep bloop! What is love?" - The Tin Soldier "I will find you! That's what I do! That's all I do! Oh, look. There you are. Shutting down." -The Tin Soldier "Oh no! That robot is a ghost!" - The Tin Soldier | |||||||
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Spy Down! by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Cogs turn...and the play is set into motion. Spy will discover himself. TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,241 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Spy, Miss Pauling
Don't Make Me Leave, Please? by VanguardShores reviews
We all have something we don't ever want to give up. Sometimes not even Death can tear those things we hold dear away. T for language and multiple mentioned character deaths. Oneshot.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Scout - Complete
Snake Oil by DemonFox38 reviews
A deal with a cunning business woman ends with the Spy and the Sniper being captured and dragged across the globe in search of a mythical location. Can the team rescue them? What horrors await at this supernatural destination? Grab your hat, kids! (Cover image by PyBun.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,858 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Your Eternal Reward by DemonFox38 reviews
It's a handy weapon, no doubt. The power to take the image of a murdered person on the fly can be tempting. It's not so wonderful when it's turned against your own team.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,232 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Spy - Complete
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Nuts and Wires reviews
Waking up one morning in an unfamiliar room, an ordinary teen finds himself becoming the one thing he never dreamed of becoming: inhuman. Can he stop his spiral descent, or will he crash and burn? Humanized version of Genesect's origin.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Genesect - Complete
Race against Time reviews
The inhabitants of the city of Hybria are the perfect balance between human and Pokémon. They pack all the powers of Pokémon into the bodies of humans. Trouble brews in Hybria, though, when a new epidemic sweeps through, causing a few select inhabitants to Mega Evolve at night. When Cyrus Mahogany's new friend is among those few, can he find a cure in time? Follow-up to Heartless.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, Gliscor/Glion - Complete
Heartless reviews
(Based off a Gijinka RP on the Pokémon Showdown website, which means some parts may not make any sense without prior knowledge!) When Cyrus the Gliscor messes up big-time, it's up to him to make everything right again.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Gliscor/Glion, Mawile/Kucheat
Piss and Sting: The Lost Transcript
This is the actual recorded transcript as Piss and Sting was written. See all the story's development in its full glory, and even witness the few sentences I forgot to record!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Demoman, Heavy, Pyro, Sniper - Complete
Piss and Sting reviews
A Sniper and a Pyro discover that they are destined for more. A collab fic I wrote with a friend on steam named Liberty Prime SR2, with each of us coming up with a sentence or two and then switching. It's rather like a two word story, except with sentences. Enjoy this completely random fic!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Demoman, Heavy, Pyro, Sniper - Complete
New Blood reviews
When the Respawn Machine finally breaks, Redmond and Blutarch decide it's time to find mercenaries a little bit... younger. ((Formerly titled Teen Fortress 2))
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Scout, Engineer, Soldier, Medic
The Living Bomb
I'm trapped in my own body, forced to do unspeakable things... I just want to be free...
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Complete
Battle Dome reviews
The Reapers have been destroyed. After five years of rebuilding, the galaxy is back to normal. Or has it? When one yahg gets his hands on Reaper medical tech, entertainment is changed forever... This story is based on fanfiction .net /topic/109458/87 074013/1/Mass-Effect-Battle-Dome (remove spaces). All OCs have permission to be used. Everyone on Fettt's forum, you guys are great!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013
Mass Effect: Reunion reviews
Jack Vulcan and his cousin Kyle Martel were ordinary children... until the batarians arrived. By sheer luck, they're saved by a passing Alliance freighter and escape the Mindoir attack. Sixteen years later, Jack is an Alliance engineer and Kyle is an N7 operative. This unlikely pair is thrust together yet again when the Reapers attack, and together they must survive once more...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013
The Newbie reviews
When an eager young clone is invited on a mission with the famed Commander Cody, he's thrust into a fight for his life with nothing but guts and a DC-15.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Commander Cody - Complete