1. EVEN THOUGH I GO BY THE NAME ED - I AM A GIRL! I REPEAT GIRL
2. I AM CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF STALKING RINKU TO STEAL HIS DEADLY YOYOs KEEP YOUR PAWS OFF OF THEM - I ALREADY CALLED THEM! BWUHAHAAHAHA!
3. RANDOMNESS WILL PREVAIL IN THE SPECIAL WORLD OF ED - THEREFORE EVERYTHING I SAY WILL BE POINTLESS AND RANDOM
4. OCCASIONALLY MY RANDOMNESS IS DO TO SUCRETS. THESE ARE COUGH DROPS THAT I OCCASIONALLY GET HI OFF OF BUT ITS NOT A REAL HI BUT ITS KIND OF LIKE ONE

OK - NOW ONTO THE NEXT THING

SHOUT OUTS -
JE-CHAN (DWKITSUNE) WHO IS 'SEHR SPEZIELL'*
LAUREN
MAGGIE
DENISE
CLAIRE
RIA
TAYLER
DANIELLE
OLIVIA
MY DEAR FRINED DOUGLAS (FYI- HE MITE B IN MY STORIES AS 'KALOOGER' OR 'DOUGIE')
JULIA
HEATHER
VONDER
ROGER
LLAMA (JACI...)
LEAH
SHELLY (EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T REALLY KNOW ME...)
THE LAMP ON MY BEDSIDETABLE (THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT W/ THE RANDOMNESS)

RULES OF THE WORLD (STOLEN FROM CLAIRE - BUT THEY FIT ME MORE)
1. I AM ALWAYS RIGHT
2. IF I AM NOT, REFER BACK TO RULE #1

QUOTES -

"So tell me, what does it feel like to be trapped in a constant haze of stupidity?" -Hiei

"Do you think it's possible that you could shut up?" -Hiei

"You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero...I hate people like you."
-Hiei

"Hn."
- Hiei

"Uhhh...I'd like it if you removed your hand please." -Juri

"I'd like it if you removed your head from your ass! But I don't see that happening anytime soon!" -Yusuke (After it's announced that Kurama lost to Karasu. Stupid bastards saying Kurama lost like that...)

"Hate to say, but that's hardly hygentic." -Hiei after the guy with the really long name licks his sword. Ewwww...That's right! His name was Kuromomataro

"Hn." -Hiei

"Hiei is going through a tricky change, it appears he is beginning to like you."
-Kurama

"Here's my impression of Yusuke: Look at me! I'm burning!"
-Botan

"I don't want you to think I'm weird or anything, but please, please kiss me!!"
-Yusuke to Kuwabara [YYH]

"He's a rock Urameshi, how are we supposed to fight a talking rock?"
- Kuwabara

"Don't be gettin' all big eyed, any attack has to travel through air to get to me, right? I control the air, so you might as well hand 'em over and say Do whatever you want with 'em Jin!"
-Jin[YYH]

"Your hair, it`s so damaged. There are so many split ends."
-Karasu

"Look at it this way, if demons did have toilets would you really want to use them?"
-Shizuru

"*singing* MASHO MASO MEN - I WANNA KILL THE MASHO MEN!"
- YOURS TRULY

Rolf: He was found with a bunch of cows.

Ms. Piggy: Not bunch-herd.

Rolf: Heard of what?

Ms. Piggy: Herd of cows.

Rolf: Sure I’ve heard of cows.

(They all start laughing)

Ms. Piggy: No, I mean: the cows’ herd!

Rolf: I don’t care if the cows heard, I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of.

Nurse: Dr. Bob, maybe we should get a good look at the patient.

(Dr. Bob pulls a blanket off the gurney and Ms. Piggy gasps. Youko Kurama is strapped down to the table)

Youko Kurama: What am I doing here? Untie me at once!!

Ms. Piggy: Oh! Oh! OH! It’s HIM!!

Dr. Bob: Who?

Ms. Piggy: It’s him, that-that-that legendary bandit! The romantic dashing one that I’ve read about in books. Oh my goodness, I think I’m going to faint-oh! Oh! Oh!! (Ms. Piggy starts gasping hysterically)

Youko: Please, not here and not now.

Ms. Piggy: (Leans over and mutters) Quiet-this is a very dramatic moment. (She starts wailing again)

Nurse: What do you think is wrong with him, Dr. Bob?

Rolf: Well, for one thing he’s been overexposed to bad acting. Either that or been exposed to bad overacting.

Ms. Piggy: I’m not acting-I truly feel captured by his charisma!

Youko: Then would you untie me so I can go steal some nice shiny things?

Rolf: Ms. Piggy, don’t let your duty be usurped by your feelings. You are a nurse.

Youko: PLEASE let me go?

Ms. Piggy: I may be a nurse, but I’m a woman first.

Youko: (Starts thrashing around) LET ME GET OFF THIS TABLE!!

Rolf: (Ignoring Youko and still talking to Ms. Piggy) Wrong, you’re a pig first-nurse second. I don’t thing woman made the top ten. (Nurse laughs) I’ll need to draw some of the patient’s blood to make sure.

Youko: If you don’t release me right now, I’m going to have to do the blood drawing myself.

Nurse: Don’t forget he’s under heavy sedation, doctor. A 50 lb box of sleeping pills fell on his head.

Youko: (Is fumbling with his fingers for a seed) It did not!!

Nurse: I know, but it’s my only joke.

(Youko is getting the seed to grow into large vines)

Ms. Piggy: Dr Bob, the patient is vegetating!!

Youko: These plants will string you all up in about three seconds. I’ll be free, and with that shiny stethoscope around your neck, doctor!! Bwahahahah!!

Rolf: Nurse Piggy, it appears that we will have to use the correct form of careful concern for this patient.

Ms. Piggy: Weed killer?

Rolf: The tranquilizer, please.

Youko: NO! NO! NO!! Don’t you DARE touch me with that needle!! I’m going to-

THOINK!!*

(Rolf drives the needle into Youko’s arm)

Youko: ^_^ Gee, I feel. . .. . . .. . .. . . . happy. . .. .. (falls asleep)

Announcer’s voice: That’s it for Veterinarian’s hospital. Tune in next week when we hear Ms. Piggy say,

- THE MUPPET SHOW FEATURES YYH BY ROSE ECLIPSE (ONE OF THE BEST FICS I'VE EVER READ)

"YOU BUTTHEAD"
-MAGGIE

"*SINGING* MARY'S ON CRACK! MARY'S ON CRACK!"
- RAHUL AND ROGER IN SCIENCE
(MARY IS MY OTHER NAME THAT I USE IN SCHOOL BUT NOWHERE ELSE)

"um..."
- MARIA

"OMG! ED'S DRUNK!"
- LAUREN (AND NO I WASNT - I WAS ON A SUCRET HI)

"U SCARRED ME!"
- ROHAN (AND YES I DID - MWUHAHAHAHA)

ME: ARE U ALIVE?
TODD:YEAH, IN A COMA, BUT ALIVE

"WHEN I WAS HI ON VALIUM BEFORE MY SURGERY, I SAW A PINK ELEPHANT RUN ACROSS THE ROAD"
- JE-CHAN

"RIA - YOU'VE GOT SUCH A FAT METABOLISM - ERRR - I MEAN FAST"
-ME

THE END

SEHR SPEZIELL MEANS VERY SPECIAL - BUT SHE ISNT AS SPECIAL AS ME COS I LIKE SPORKS BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA