Wuteva
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Joined 12-28-04, id: 728791
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Okay. What can we say about me? Well, I have two kinds of writing.

A) Spastic, hyper writing and

B) Really flat, boring writing (which somehow gets me really good grades, I've never understood why).

My computer is retarded. It hates this website. Actually, it hates everything. Even the Cranny. shrug

Uh, what else?

Favorite Movies: Pirates, LotR, Emperor's New Groove. I also like Paycheck, Ghostbusters, and a bunch of other movies I can't think of.

Random Quote: "I want to thank everyone for coming out and drinking all my booze" ~Batman Begins

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Ella Enchanted, Getting Near To Baby, Hope Was Here

Favorite Authors: Tamora Pierce, Meg Cabot, J K Rowling

Favortie Websites: Sheroes, The Cranny, Homestar, Jerry the Frog, Muted Faith, and Blogs

Things That Rox My Sox: Music, Dance, Compys, My Friends, Sheroes, and Rock Climbing (WOOT!)

They question is... why did you care?

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Walking On Air by Uh.yeah reviews
Rob plans a surprise for Jess, involving an old friend. But something goes horribly wrong and it's up to Jess to step in and save the day, before her friends and family get hurt... Actually kind of complete...
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,687 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 12/13/2004
Gred and Forge's Manual For Life by whimsical kitsch reviews
Fred and George have decided to keep a manual about life. They will write down little tips for surviving Hogwarts, and much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004 - George W., George W.
You're My Bertie Botts by Hermione-Granger17 reviews
It’s the fifth summer holiday for the trio and spending it with a troubled Ginny at The Burrow leaves Harry wondering about the littlest Red Head and Hermione about the next oldest. A light fluffy HG RH. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,091 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Goodnight Kiss by Gwendolyn James reviews
She wants something. And of course I’ll say yes – I always do. Bloody girls always know how to get us blokes to agree to whatever they say. I still haven’t figure out how. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Write a Fan Fiction by Harry Potter and co by Susan B reviews
Have you ever wondered how to write the perfect fan fiction? Here it is, laid out for you by Harry and the gang.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Harry P.
Season of Love by Walz reviews
Post HalfBlood Prince, major spoilers. This is a fanfic that follows Harry's summer at the Burrow. Although, I'm beginning to think it may go well past the Summer :D Oh, by the way, chapter seven is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,183 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Fraternizing with the Enemy by sweetmelody reviews
“I don’t have feelings for him. I never had, and never will. I mean, why would I? He’s rude and sloppy and insensitive and sweet and caring and funny and…” Hermione’s troubled reflections concerning one Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Weasleysitting by The Kitty-kitty reviews
Alistor Moody had twenty years experience of eing an Auror... but nothing NOTHING could prepare him for this fresh horror... babysitting seven Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Alastor M., Ron W.
What Are We Waiting For? by Gwendolyn James reviews
Malfoy attacks Hermione and Ron steps in to rescue her. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mystic Kettle of Nackledirk by wenna reviews
Sequel to 'Harry Potter and the Toenail of Icklibogg'. One-shot, warped up characters, hilarious, crazy, written by SheroesCentral. Harry comes back to life! ... Sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Boxers or Briefs by Silverfyshxin reviews
[One-shot]Set in my Closet universe. The one where Numair blows up because teenage girls are discussing his underwear preferences.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Essence of Insanity reviews
Summer before Book 6, the trio is spending part of the summer at Hermione's house. They decide to throw a big party... before they are visited by some unexpected guests! RH, HG, First fic, please R&R. Chapter FOUR UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.