Yahoo!IM: DarkFire1800

Wow, you actually looked at my bio? I feel so loved.
Here's my profile for all who want to know.(I seriously doubt that you do.)

Name: Kim.Call me Kimmy and die a slow, painful death.

Gender- Can't you tell by the names? Fine, I'm female. Happy?

Eyes: Depends on my mood. They're normally dark brown, but when I'm mad, they get darker.

Hair:Long and blonde.

Height: Around 5 feet. Make fun of my shortness and die.

Weight:''punches person into wall''

Age: None of your buisness really, but if you really want to know, I'm 13.

Home: Texas, the Lone Star State.

And no, we don't all say y'all and have really stupid, cliche accents.

Favorite Anime/Manga(revised):(not in order) Pokemon(The concept is good but the show now sucks), Vampire Game(Duzie!), Demon
Diary(YAOI! J/K, I'm not MM...), Yu Yu Hakusho( ONE OF THE BEST DAMN
ANIME/MANGA IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD), Rurouni Kenshin( I love seeing
Kenshin kick ass), Yu-Gi-Oh(BAKURA!...I must be channeling the spirit
of MM...), DB/Z/GT(It's okay), Gundam Wing(Yaoi! That actually was me
that time...), Tokyo Mew Mew(Extremly childish, but okay), Gravitation
(If you haven't read it, read it! It actually has yaoi! gasp, shock),
Witch Hunter Robin(I've only seen about 3 episodes, but it's cool),
Wolf's Rain(Only seen one episode, but I liked it), Inu-Yasha(How could
I NOT put this on here?), Princess Mononoke(A movie, but still an
anime), Spirited Away(Same here), Ranma 1/2( Crossdressing humor), Kill
Me, Kiss Me(Same here), xXx Holic( A crossover! Who ever knew that was
possible in professional manga?), Chobits( Amusing), Love Hina(I'm like
that violent Kendo girlWe both hurt people and are friends with
psychos), Cyborg 009(okay), Kodocha( I have read it!), Real 'Bout High
School( A school where fights are graded! Cool!), Revolutionary Girl
Utena(She's like me...but I don't wear pink), One Piece(Shanks and
Zoro are cool), Shaman King( I like the general idea), Naruto (It's
similar to YYH and IY, therefore it's good), Cardcaptor
Sakura(Shonen-ai!), Wish(Angels and Devils...), X/1999 (Kamui's
awesome! Not Kamui Kamui, Fuuma Kamui. Seishirou's cool too.), Miyuki-chan in Wonderland(Perverted parody of Alice in
Wonderland...one of MM's favorites), any other manga by CLAMP(They
write and draw well), and Psychic Academy (They need to come out with a
new one, damn it!)

QUOTES/SENARIOS:

" How did you know! I told you that my brother-in-law fixed the replicator!"

" Nob is an idiot. He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent."- Odo and Quark in Star Trek:Deep Space Nine

"You shouldn't bwing a sword to schwool, it's against the rules!"

"Screw it."

"YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THE...'S'WORD!"

"What, 'Shit'?"

GASP

"What else am I banned from saying? Ass?"

Cringe

"Hell?"

Stagger

"Fuck?

"
AHHHHHHHHHH

"Damn?"

"Beaver dam!" Duo sang.

"Shut up Maxwell, I'm trying to teach the kiddies an important lesson."

"Bitch?"

Cower

Wufei smirked then whispered hauntedly, "Shut up?"

GASP

"That's
the baddest of the bad, the mac daddy of the swears! The P Diddy!
The fries of McDonalds!(We don't own McDonalds), the corn of the crop!
The...TURBAN OF BIN LADDEN!(how the hell do little kids know these
things? we don't know...so that's okay).- WuFei, Duo, and the little
kids who watch Barney in 'Pokemon Purple Version', By cHrRyBLSsm and
CrYsTaLsNoW.

WE THE PEOPLE...SHALL SEEK LIFE, FREEDOM, AND THE
PERSUIT OF HAPPINESS...but of course, the persuit of happiness has so
offended the people, that it has been changed to the protection of
property...-'Pokemon Purple Version', By cHrRyBLSsm and CrYsTaLsNoW.

WE'RE REVOLUTIONIZING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE! GOD BLESS
AMERICA! FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND RELIGION! FOUR SCORES AND A
HUNDRED YEARS AGO, OUR FOUNDING FATHERS WERE BORED, SO THEY CAME UP
WITH THIS SPEECH THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA-'Pokemon Purple Version', By cHrRyBLSsm and
CrYsTaLsNoW. Funny as hell fic!

YAOI-MM. She screams this at random people. Freak...

YAY! Happy, Happy, Happy- Galit when I gave her part of my Reeses. Yet another wierdo.

DF(Me):I'm surrounded by psycos...

MM:swings purse at Galit

Galit:ducks purse

Purse:hits Chelsea

Chelsea: T_T

DF:...scratch that, I'm surrounded by idiots.

Everyone else at table:cracks up

MM:running down street holding sign that says 'Will work for manga.'

"Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger."-Unknown. I live by this quote, and have since Kindergarden.

"There is no one that does not carry scars on his heart. If
there was, he would be a shallow bastard."-Hiei in the YYH movie
'Poltergiest Report'.

twitch Are they done being stupid now, or do I have to hurt them- Me. I think this pretty much every day.

"WHY ME?"- Me. I was yelling this at my b-day party when my friends
saw the YYH movie and all started acting like rabid fangirls.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!HOT GUY-Galit every five seconds when we watched the YYH movie. I swear that thing is made for fangirls.

"SHUT THE HELL UP SO I CAN WATCH THE GOD DAMNED MOVIE!"- Me
when we were watching the YYH movie again. All the girls practically
screamed when Youko came on and Paulomi fell off her chair. Now THAT
was amusing.

"My best friend is a yaoi loving psycho who has the nickname
'purse-wielding maniac'. Help..."-Me. This is a normal, everyday
comment.

In the cafeteria:

MM and Chelsea: Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura-

DF: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU GOD DAMNED IDIOTS!

MM and Chelsea: Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura-

DF: bangs head on table DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!

MM and Chelsea: Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura-

DF: hits them both-hard SHUT UP DAMNIT!

MM and Chelsea: ignore the hit...somehow
Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura-

DF: steals MM's purse Shut up or the purse goes bye-bye.

DF: Will you shut up now?

MM: Whatever.

DF: gives purse back as that's the best answer she's going to get out of MM

MM and Chelsea:Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura-

DF-.- I hate you...

MM and Chelsea_ Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura, Yaoi! Bakura, Yaoi!
Bakura...
-This was us in the lunchroom. MM and Chelsea really do say this over
and over at lunch-it drives me nuts! Grrrr...annoying idiots...

"Screw authority, I'm doing what I want. To hell with them if they
don't like it."- Me in an e-mail. This basically describes my initial
reaction when people try to control my life.

"Oi! Baka-chan!"- Me to MM. This is her new nickname. If anyone but me calls her this, they had better be prepared for pain.

"I'm surrounded by idiots."-Me. I say this almost every day.

"We love you DF."- Denah. She says this when she wants
something. Or when I'm about to hurt her. Or when I get ticked
off.(This isn't much different from the previous option, as I would
hurt whoever ticked me off in the first place.)

"Yes, escape from the hellhole of doom is blessedly near. "- Me in
another e-mail. I was talking about how school is almost over. 15 days
and counting...

"Which brings me to my next point. Mastery of
Darkness, like The Warlock, is yaoi. Which means (as most of you
probably know), boy sees boy, boy likes boy, boy drags boy into bed.
I’m not responsible or liable for anyone who comes out irreversibly
mentally damaged by reading this story even though they hate yaoi.
(Which is why I think flames are so stupid. You read through 40,000
words on a subject matter you hate, then you send someone an e-mail
about it? Does that seem slightly masochistic to anyone besides
me?)"-Mystic Shadow, "Mastery of Darkness". Good fic

There. Quotes and crap. I have now successsfully wasted your time. Not that I care. Meh..