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 Author has written 2 stories for Total Drama series. VOTE FOR TOTAL DRAMA BON VOYAGE IN POLL! PM ME FOR FORUM LINK, TOO! PM AGAIN IF I HAVEN'T YET RESPONDED, 'CAUSE I PROBABLY FORGOT! SORRY! DUDES I'M BACK AND MORE TOXIC THAN EVER! ;D And yes, my avatar DOES look like me...right down to the jacket and necklace. Not the shirt, though...hm. Hey people! Mah name is BipolarityOfSuspiciousWalruses, AKA Walrus. I am a bipolar chick. Yah. Who else thinks that their can of shaving cream is going to randomly explode while they're in the shower? Ahem... OHMYFREAKINGGOD! So I get all A's, okay? 4.0 GPA so far, 101% in English, yeah. So HOW THE HELL DID MY GEOMETRY GRADE DROP TO A C?! I understand most of what we do, I use a calculator, I get the answers we check in class right...WHAT THE FUCK?! THE DAMN WORLD IS OUT TO GET ME! ANYHOW... I have sooo many TD stories planned! I can't wait to get them up! I ALSO have a WolfQuest series planned! For anybody who doesn't know WolfQuest, DOWNLOAD IT! ISH MUCH EPIC! Especially for wolf-obsessed people with no lives...*kicks feet guiltily* Chocolate bunnies: why do we always eat them from the ears down?! STOP THE MADNESS; START FROM THE BOTTOM! :1 Ukulele music scares me...there's a girl in my health class who has this totally epic blue ukulele, but the sound makes me feel like I'm in an airplane! It's...it's just unreal! I love flying, but not in school! I'm a total geek. I realized that when I started cussing out my iPod for dying. I was like, "Fuck! Dammit, if you make me lose and not be able to regain my energy...I just defeated Vector and was about to defeat Roshi to move on to the dragon! I could have leveled up my Red XIII! Shit! Damn you and your limited power supply!" ...PS add IcyWolfQueen on Monster Kingdom... THE CHIHUAHUA IS SCARING ME! :0 I have no Facebook because I have about 6 friends :) and I don't need the Internet to remind me how many people are NOT my friends. What does this face look like? :9 I evolved my Red XIII, in case anyone was wondering. And am now stuck on the volcano level -.- HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY! hi :) Ah luvz mah doggie, Lily :3 (she's a mutt from the pound and soooo adorable!) I can describe my life using Paramore songs. One of my friends stalks me. I stalk her back. Not really, but our paths to/from classes seem to intend that. People who know I am bipolar: Me. My mom. My psychiatrist. My therapist. Friends who know I'm bipolar: Many Also, I'm now stuck on that one deer level in Monster Kingdom... Dictionary for Walrus Toxic-Epic, cool (adj.) Epic-Awesome (adj.) Shattered-Awed, dumbstruck by amazingness (adj.) Martian-Crazy, far-out (adj.) Hurl Worthy-Lovestruck, in love (adj.) Dank-A random insult (adj.) Inspo-Inspiration (n) Mused-Inspired (v) Like A Penguin-Cool, neat (adj.) Blaze Things Up-Spice things up (v) Chihuahua Weather-Too hot (n) Walrus Alert-I'm jumping into this conversation (phrase) Stories Total Drama Bon Voyage: WOOHOO I'M WORKING ON EPISODE WHATEVER! No really, I'm working again :) Twist Your Lies: Chapter whatever is on the way...regardless of my lack of reviews, 'cause it's just too epic for words ;D MAH WONDERFUL PARAGRAPH THINGY ON MY DISORDER Branded. Heavy tears streak my heart every moment of every day as it races through my head; a word, a diagnosis...a label. What did I ever do to deserve it? A common insult, I hear it every day, and the pain never leaves. The constant reminders ensure that. The brand follows me like a ghost. A ghost whose business will never be finished, a ghost who will always haunt me. A ghost who will always be hiding in my shadow, ready to sink fangs of depression and despair deep into my soul. Why did this happen to me? I look around and wonder who else has a label, who else bears such a dark secret. I belong to my brand and it belongs to me; we are one and the same, together cast into the group known as "different" or "insane," the group everyone thinks of as the group with mental problems. The group of people with...disorders. But we don't choose our lives; the paths are laid before us and we are made to walk upon them. I had no choice but to be what I am. I could never be anything different; why am I judged? Why is anyone? It's not our fault; we're just unlucky. Why make fun of us? How would you feel if you were autistic and someone called you retarded? How would you feel if you were bipolar and someone called you just that? Would you be angry? Hurt? Because whenever I hear those words used as insults, I fall silent. Because I know someone who is bipolar. She hid it well; too well. Nobody could tell unless she told them, and it never affected her grades at all. Her only problem was her mood swings...her extreme rage, her insane elation, her terrible depression. For no reason, too. I know because that girl was me. I have bipolar disorder. And I am not ashamed. And the other thing I wrote. About people who can't understand. Being bipolar? What is that? Is it when you flare up a every little thing? When you give a sad smile or a happy sob? No. Bipolar is when you're happy when you should be sad and sad when you should be happy. Bipolar is when you have shooting stars where your thoughts should be; they fly so fast that trying to catch them is pointless. Bipolar is laughing when you should cry. Bipolar is finding something to cry about at the happiest times. Bipolar is what some people strive to act like. Bipolar is treated as a joke. Bipolar is all too real to those of us who know. Bipolar is a curse that you can't escape, no matter how far you run. Total Drama: Me Being Obsessed Fav—Least Courtney Heather Izzy Dawn Bridget LeShawna Noah Alejandro Gwen Duncan DJ Trent Geoff Katie Lindsay Sierra Cody Beth Zoey Sadie Tyler Justin Eva Harold Owen Ezekiel Everyone from ROTI except Dawn and Zoey Gotta Pair Them All! Duncan&Courtney Trent&Gwen Alejandro&Heather Tyler&Lindsay Cody&Sierra Geoff&Bridget Owen&Eva Harold&LeShawna Ezekiel&Sadie Noah&Izzy Justin&Beth DJ&Katie Yeah...I really don't know how Owen/Eva works o.O Fav—Least Duncan&Courtney Alejandro&Heather Trent&Gwen Geoff&Bridget Cody&Sierra Noah&Izzy DJ&Katie Tyler&Lindsay Harold&LeShawna Justin&Beth Owen&Eva Ezekiel&Sadie Worst Pair Evah! Duncan&Gwen. It killed me to even type that that's how much it sucks. It's the RobRae of TD whereas Duncan&Courtney=BBRae! It's total sense...if you watch Teen Titans. Also, they went BEHIND COURTNEY'S BACK instead of talking to her or something. I mean come ON Gwen, Duncan, we know you two are better than that; ACT LIKE IT! Gwen, you were friend-ish with Courtney! Duncan, she friggin' LOVED you (according to I dunno ALL OF TDWT) and you CHEATED! What happened to season one, when Courtney was helping Duncan get over his fear of standees while he called her Princess, and when Gwen was obsessing over Trent while he obsessed over her? What happened to the good ole days? Now...Duncan and Gwen are making out in an airplane bathroom? W. T. F? Duncan and Courtney FOREVAH! Most Evil Person Heather. Oh my God, HEATHER! She isn't a slimeball like Alejandro; she's a flat-out bitch! And the way she used Alejandro's emotions to win TDWT? EPIC! That shows her pure ruthlessness! Whereas Alejandro had no real feelings for anyone but Heather and thus manipulated other girls, she had feelings for him and IGNORED THEM FOR THE GAME! Therefore, Heather wins the very close race for "Most Evil Person." GO HEATHER! Biggest Slimeball Hm...I have to go with...wow this is tough. Duncan? Gwen? Alejandro? Sheesh, all three of them are pretty high on my Slime-O-Meter right now! Gwen KNEW she was doing wrong by not telling Courtney about her relationship with Duncan, and kept it a secret anyhow! Duncan...Duncan flat out cheated on the girl who he was so infratuated with in the first two seasons with a girl who could be his sister; pretty slimy. And Alejandro broke so many girls' hearts, getting them eliminated from the game; undoubtedly evil. Hm...close one...Alejandro wins by a half of a hair. Duncan and Gwen tie for a close second. Biggest Baby Hate to say it, but DJ. The dude cried his eyes shut. WIMPY! He would be so much more epic if he had a little more courage; he's like the lion from the Wizard of Oz! Smartest Contestant Noah, Heather, and Courtney have different kinds of intelligence. Noah has sarcasm and books, Heather has strategy and manipulation, and Courtney has strategy and legal. Hm...? Well Noah figured out Alejandro on his own before anyone (except Heather, but manipulators think alike) so I vote him as smartest. Most Badass Ooh...LeShawna or Duncan. LeShawna is my final vote. I know I know; the girl and not the punk?! But the chick knocked out Heather's tooth, and that takes a serious hardcore and badass spirit. She wins this race. Easily. Hottest Person Alejandro! I'm sexist 'cause I'm a straight chick, but man that dude is SEXY for a cartoon! Justin, however, just looks ugly to me. Alejandro is...wow. I can tell why all the girls were drooling over him. Best Singer Heather? Courtney? I don't know! They're both epic at singing! I'm calling it a tie. Wait...swinging towards Heather. Bottom Three; Why? Ezekiel; OBVIOUSLY I HATE THAT BITCH! He's creepy. Owen...just yuck. I've NEVER liked Owen. Ever. And Harold? HE SCREWED UP DUNCAN AND COURTNEY'S RELATIONSHIP! HE IS THE REASON THAT DUNCAN AND GWEN ARE TOGETHER; I WILL PROVE IT! I HATE HAROLD! I just...hate Owen and Ezekiel more. I'm ignoring ROTI because they voted Dawn off. SHUNNED! Top Three; Why? Well Courtney's a lot like me; she's smart, admittedly a little arrogant and stuck-up sometimes, a bit full of herself, and has a VERY dark side to her. Plus, I have my suspicions that she is also bipolar...I mean think about it! Heather is also like me in that she's a manipulative bitch (yeah, I can manipulate and I can be a real bitch) but she does have a heart. Plus, she's totally epic and can strategize well enough to stay WAAAAY longer than anyone wants her too! And Izzy? How can ya not love Izzy?! I mean, she's insane! And just as random as me sometimes. Wish she hadn't dated Owen though...grrgh... Person You're Currently Grudging Duncan. OH MAH GOD DUNCAN! For obvious reasons, of course. He RUINED the best relationship on the show; his own! At least Gwen admitted that she knew it was bad, and that she would tell Courtney if it happened again (possible lie) and plus, Duncan kept escaping elimination! I am MAJORLY grudging him until he makes up with Courtney. Which, considering that the new season I've seen on YouTube has all new charries, may be never. The Fizzler I used to love Gwen (she was my fav in TDI) but her epicness just...fizzled away. And vanished completely when she KCB! If ya can't tell what that stands for...please read everything else about Courtney, Duncan, and Gwen. Most Underestimated Izzy. Everyone thinks she's JUST insane, but Brainzilla is locked somewhere in that nutty brain of hers XD so she is sooooo not dumb! Everyone thinks she's bound to screw up because of her wacko personality, but I say NO! The friggin' RCMP are after her and she's still on the loose, she's gotta be a pretty clever girl! Most Abused Well Heather got her head shaved and her tooth knocked out...but Courtney. I mean consider! Pummeled with apples by Sadie in TDI. Unfairly voted out in TDI. Hated in TDA. Cheated on in TDWT. How much more abuse can one person handle? Assigning Awards Courtney: Most Determined Heather: Best Strategist Izzy: Most Insane Duncan: Most Lazy Gwen: Most Goth Bridget: Bigget Eco-Fan LeShawna: Biggest Badass Noah: Best Sarcasm Alejandro: Best Manipulator DJ: Biggest Mama's Boy Trent: Best Music Geoff: Bigget Partier Katie: Most Clingy Lindsay: Most Forgetful Sierra: Biggest Stalker Cody: Biggest Geek Beth: Most Guts Sadie: Loudest Squealer Tyler: Most Self-Deceived Justin: Most Narcissistic Eva: Strongest Player Harold: Best Beatboxer Owen; Biggest Eater Ezekiel: Biggest Loser Dawn: Most Peaceful Zoey: Most Normal Other ROTI: Most Suckish (collective) Why did I choose those? I have I reasons. Ask and I shall tell all! You may copy that if you like ;) just use your own answers but my format! Stereotypes If you've ever been stereotyped, PLEASE pass this on to your profile! 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