I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.

It has lived since the beginning. Since before the Dust settled on the world, bringing forth man. It has brought forth countless monsters to combat man and his creations in an attempt to annihilate him completely. But as the years pass, man becomes stronger and wiser, he becomes able to fend off its monsters. And now the creator comes to a realization. It needs an heir.

Remnant. The word left a bad taste in my mouth even now, so many years after I'd woken to find myself in this living nightmare. The strong survived and the weak perished, trampled underfoot by those with the willpower to do what was necessary. My goal, then, was simple: to survive, regardless of the cost. Realistic character progression. Abandoned.

A shield? Okay admittedly I don't know how to use a shield. But a sword? That I know how to use. Jaune P.O.V.

Jaune was unnoticed for three years, and that's how he liked it. He stayed invisible and inconspicuous despite his talents and family's urging. Final year at Signal High and it seems like it'll be the same, at least until that prodigy had to be the younger sister of the most popular girl in school decided to latch on to him -of all people- and drag him into the open. ADOPTABLE

Silver, in heraldry, represents brightness, purity, virtue, and innocence. For the swordsman called by that name, nothing could be less true. A dark, hellish past; twisted virtues; cynicism and bitterness; all hidden inside the teenager called Blanc Argent.

Crimson is an animal, Sapphire is his keeper. Yin is a snake, but Rei is the real danger. They're an unlikely team, and who is to say there's anything to stop them from tearing each other apart? They breath deceit and drink lies, how long will it take until the betrayal sinks in? Not everyone in Beacon is who they appear to be, and not everyone is who they want to be. LGBT

Jaune was ready to die when he fell off the cliff, he was tired of the war his life had become. Of course when he fell and was offered a second chance he took it. But in typical fashion, Jaune got tricked as he failed to clarify one thing: HOW FAR BACK HE WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO GO! AU of Jaune Arc's Pain! Swearing! Time Travel fic! Troubled, Grimm, Powerful, and Skilled Jaune!

The thought had crossed Fox's mind multiple times before. Something about Coco put him off from asking to touch her face, to feel her appearance. So one day, during class, he made a decision. CFVY Oneshot.(Now a full series of CFVY shenanigans)

CONTINUING! Join Lie Ren as he makes chaos for his teammates with his implied shippings and gains new allies to make the world of Remnant quake before his demented mind, and hopefully not drive Pyrrha insane. Rated for swearing, and whatever else Ren can work into the mix.

Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. NOW POSTING REWRITTEN CHAPTERS

Ruby Rose loved video games. Who didn't? But maybe becoming the Gamer and replacing her entire reality with an RPG with a rather quirky sense of humour was a little bit too much. Oh well. Casual players play the game for fun, but the smart player finds ways to break the game. And Ruby's the smartest of them all. Written in remembrance as a tribute to Monty Oum.

Jaune survives a childhood tragedy and life in the wilderness with the most unlikely allies. The summoned manifestations of slain Grimm defend him through his travels until he meets a band of refugees and a criminal willing to help smuggle them into the safety of Vale - and Jaune into Beacon Academy where he finally finds purpose for the sword at his hip.

Huntsmen and Huntresses. They have defended our borders and destroyed the darkness for generations. However, it is not always the tales of heroes that play the biggest parts. Constance Carlisle, pilot of an M7A6-H Light Battle Tank, has never seen herself as someone to be in the spotlight... but after coming across Beacon Academy, she might not have a choice.

Yang have a bad hair day. Jaune says he can fix it. Yang discovers he might be way too good at it.

Perseus Jackson has been at the centre of history's greatest wars for over two millenia. He lead the sack of Rome, the forces that reclaimed Jerusalm from the crusaders and beyond. He has altered human history from the shadows, until he is finally revealed to the Gods. Note this is also my first Percy Jackson story !

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Part 3 of Out of All Proportions. Whenever you bring people together who have a little 'history,' what went on before is like an elephant in the room. Some really big elephants stampede into the settlement just when the Uruk-hai and their mates are getting comfortable. It's a small world, folks. *Really* small. ON HOLD PENDING HOOKUP REWRITE

Man dreams of many things...but all he wants is a place to sleep.

It's a hot Saturday, team SSSN is bored and team CRDL are jerks. Bunny bullying isn't tolerated here, therefore team CRDL must be taught a lesson in manners. Using math, of course. (This was a good idea at first but I wrote it on no sleep so it became a crackfic so have fun, I own nothing)

Britain burns in the wake of the war between the light and dark. In a final attempt to kill him, Voldemort casts an experimental spell. It fails to kill Harry and he is sent to a world infested by abominations called grimms. There he meets the eccentric headmaster of Beacon Academy, and a group of girls with the hope to become huntresses. Harry/? Pyrrha/Juane Nora/Ren

We all know how the Freelancers fought for a lost cause and died right? What if one Freelancer wasn't who we all thought? What if he was actually a time traveler and a wizard? This is the story of how Harry Potter lives as a Freelancer and tries to change his fate. AU, WBWL(why not) slight bashing of HP characters, ooc, OC's Pairing: Harry/Carolina

Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.

Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE