I'm UltimateMalfunction, a High School Sophomore with a few awards for my fiction writing. I love writing, and am currently writing an original story, which is 1/4th done. I am a firm believer in the philosophy that good writing is never rushed. So any updates will most likely be random, unless I have already written the whole book out.

I like fanfictions with good grammar and plot to them. I like them long, skillfully written, and interesting. That makes me a slight hypocrite because I like to write short stories and my own stories are only a few chapters long. Dues Ex Machina is occasionally used in my stories, but not always. And if you don't know what that means, look it up. There is always room for knowledge.

I'm pretty boring. I'm sorry.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between:
"to" and "too"
"their", "they're", and "there"
"your" and "you're"
"whose" and "who's"
Plurals and possessives
If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

I, UltimateMalfunction, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and like 3 reviews...

I usually hate things like this, but, I'm desperate for this wish.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.