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Random/Favorite Quotes:

"My tongue is wet."-one of twitch's dear friends, early one april morning

"OMG, I would die if I had to live forever!" -twitch herself after seeing 'Tuck Everlasting'

"Bobblehead Bob looked to his left, and then to his other left." -in a upcoming fanfiction written by twitch's best friend and the aforementioned twitch herself

"2+2=PURPLE!" -a quote from a game in fourth grade, aptly named 'Who Wants to be an Idiot?'

"Cosby and Hitler!" -a quote from 'Who's Line is it Anyway?' ps:don't hurt me, I'm Jewish too...

"We're both stuck in Chimp's bodies. Well, actually, I'm not, but if I were, that would have made an awesome connection." -a real quote from a book report written by twitch

"My best friend is a vagabond." -in a vocabulary paper for English, written by twitch

"Claudius, you live in a box don't you? If so, L and I will be moving in soon." -quote from twitch to my Humanities teacher, whom I call 'Claudius'

"FLOORGIE!" -yes, it does sound like orgy, doesn't it?

"I don't curse, dammit!"-wow, I love my blond moments...

"You look like a giant freckle, C."-moi to my counselor at camp

"Can I go to the nurse to get tums for my mood swings?"

Here is a really weird, really true story that happened to my friends and I:

We were sitting on my trampoline, and my friend K says:

"I'm wearing the first bra that I had today."

This was followed by groans and gasps of disbelief.

"Wanna see?" says K. K then proceeds to flash us her A-cup purple satin bra with the little purple satin bow in the middle.

As she is doing this, a police car drives down the street, in plain view of K's uncovered chest.

Surprisingly, this has happened 2 more times. I'm beginning to wonder why the police are still coming.

The list is gonna keep on comin'...same with the fics.