...Who are you? Why are you reading my bio? Are you a part of the shadow government, too? I'm from starmen.net, I swear.

A rather irritating Angel Chao with nothing better to do than live in SuprSmashKid's refrigerator, eat all his pie, and drink all of his beverages. He's omniscient when it comes to his own fics, but he dies about as easily as Nash does. Also, he has instantaneous resurrection, but can stay dead for as long as he pleases. He also enjoys pie. And cake. And Royal Crown cola.

All your base are belong to Hello Stalinkitty.

Obey Karl Marxpekkle.