Hi, I'm Angie, and the following are steps to take if you are injured while reading my stories.

1. Stop reading immediately and seek help. Reading should not cause injuries, it is simple and mostly safe.

2. Take your meds, you need them, badly.

3. If injuries are caused bylaughing at parts of my story,take a deep breath and resume reading.

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Any ways, hopefully you won't injure yourselves. I'll try to update more often than I did on my old account. For those of you who read my old stories and are curious as to why I have this account now... Well, I lost my old password. And I nolonger have that email so I was locked out of it. Heh. This is rather agrivating for now I must track down my old readers as well. Life is so hard.