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Author has written 1 story for Dragon Ball Z. Hey all... I'm Kyo, and this is my first time writing fan fics. We'll see how it goes... yep yep. Interests: Random Stuff: Interesting... still looks like an early concept to me though. shrug as is most all things from the video gaming world. This message has been brought to you by Valve. My drunken guardian angel panda owns you. "Why can't we grow birds from bird seed?"- friend Proud originator of frozen waffle smoking... an example: "I use my Batman powers to impregenate your buttocks! f00!" Look away! Masturbating penguins! Nuking chipmunks in the EZ bake oven! It's a bunny in a rabbit suit! It's the pillar of socks! Don't smoke pokemon, it's bad for your health. And remember, I'm the admin... I'm supposed to be a post whore. Yeah, I'm kinda weird... and lazy... shrug |
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Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Shikamaru's Greatest Plan by RonsInnerVoice reviews
Chapter 21 of the latest arc, A Most Untroublesome Week is up. This time, we get a view of what Princess Temari is like to her delegates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,639 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Shakespeare Lives by Kamikakushi reviews
Due to the Konoha's low morals, Tsunade has a bright idea that will surely mean doom. A Shakespeare play will be acted out, with a blackmailed Sasuke as our Romeo. So who's our Juliet? Shino the director? Tenten the stage manager? Neji blackmailed too?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,882 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2004
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,047 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Neji The Womanizer by Yuxi reviews
NejiTen. First, he's supposed to find a girl to marry. According to everyone's flawed logic and paranoia, he's now a gay closet pervert with repressed feelings. Misunderstandings abound. People will be scarred...badly. It's lovely, being Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,553 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
Shut Up Minor Boy! by FlamedraSeer7213 reviews
Isn't it kind of funny how Sakura's technically older than Sasuke? Well, Sakura takes that to the extreme and taunts poor Sasuke until he snaps. Involves Sasuke getting cut off, Youthfulness, MinorBoy, and many insults with Sakura and Sasuke. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,944 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sea, Sand, and Shinobi by chibi-kyuubi reviews
It all begins when Jiraya asks Naruto to join him and Tsunade for a trip to the beach. Something happens, and then suddenly everyone is on the trip as well. There are too many pairings to mention so just read it to find out. Chapter 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,016 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Why Icha Icha Books Are Better Than Women by Kopykat Kakashi reviews
Sequel to 'Why Sake Bottles Are Better Than Men'. Tsunade tricks Jiraiya into leading a meeting. The only ones who show up are Gai, Iruka and Ebisu. Find out what the men think of each other and the women of Konoha! R for suggestive language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Why Sake Bottles Are Better Than Men by Kopykat Kakashi reviews
Hokage Tsunade calls a meeting to address kunoichi enrollment. The discussion takes a different turn when sake is served. Find out what the women Anko Kurenai Shizune think of the men of Konoha! R for suggestive language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
Words on a Page by sharingank reviews
On a whim, Shikamaru poured his feelings into a letter, one that Ino was never meant to see...InoShika... ::grins:: Chapter 11 is up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,002 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Flower by Anime Huggler reviews
This is a wonderful lemon with plot with out favorite ninjas! Shikamaru and Ino! A very cute story on both of their lives.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,924 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 3/10/2004
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
As I See It by Link and Luigi reviews
They have to take it one year at a time. Everyone will see the same event in a different fashion. Somehow, a story seems more complete this way. partially AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 179,658 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Dosu! Zaku! Kin! The Quest For The Caramel Apple by Hyper Riceball reviews
The Sound Trio are on a mission. To get a caramel apple for Kimimaro. AWWW HOW HEARTWARMING! R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005
Three Again by ShullieQ reviews
Severel the leaf rookies, Neji, Lee and Gaara get turned into three year olds by one of Orochimaru's ninjas. Kankurou, Temari and Shikamaru have to take care of them. Or save the known world from them. Rated for language. !Dropped Piece, not updating!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,475 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004
Transformation by phebez reviews
Naruto is Kakashi; Kakashi is Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura switch bodies too. Will they find a cure or will they just learn to live like this? Chapter 17 has arrived! Please RR!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,243 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 4/24/2004
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Hidden Affections of the Amazing Race by Wakarimashita reviews
[R&R]7 Teams of 2,compete in a race around the world for 1 million dollars.Sound familiar?yup the:The Amazing Race,The Naruto version.Add in romance,and you get my story,Pairings:SasuSaku,GaaSaku,NaruHina,KibaHina,ShikaIno, ShikaTemari(notmuch),NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,814 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004
Operation: Genin Dance by Persepolis130 reviews
The First Annual Genin Dance is a time for the blossoming of young love and ... punch spiking? Kissing jutsus? Streaking? Lap dances? And their senseis are behind it all? shikaino naruhina nejitenten leesaku shinotenten sasuneji...? and more! Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,683 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
That one day by Lunauc reviews
This is just a short ficlet about the day the Konoha village kids met. Hope ya like it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,110 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 5/9/2003
Video Game Violence by SickeningAnimalTesting reviews
Self proclaimed Best Comedy ever. Click for some good and intelligent laughs. "OMFG j00 R0x0rz mY B0x0rz!11!" - responses from my die hard fans. PG13 due to l33tn3zz and language, maybe some political incorrectness too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,330 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Dragon Ball Z? by Link and Luigi reviews
Okay, this is the most messed up story I have ever written and will probably be the most messed up you will read. That's all I can tell you.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2001
Before reviews
What happened before they were 17 and 18? My first fic, rated for some language and just to be safe. -Second chapter up!-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Android 16, Android 16