-I apologize to those of you who were reading my Buffy fics, but my muse up and left and she has just recently come back. I firmly believe it is because my baking skills have greatly improved, and she thought the cookies smelled good. I am in the middle of writing a WickedXBuffy fic, and I will attempt to finish the Buffy fics I had going. I will update as soon and as often as I possibly can, and hopefully I'll be able to sort out any future writer's blocks with short oneshots.-

Random Trivia About Me

I am an avid Buffy fan.

I have recently discovered and become obsessed with Wicked.

I love music, and wish to become a music teacher.

Sometimes I want to be green. (I mean, come on...after discovering Elphie, who wouldn't? lol)

I'm 20.

I'm Wiccan.

I'm a soldier in the Alaska Army National Guard.

My Favorite Fandoms

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wicked

Harry Potter

Rent

Charmed

My Favorite Pairings

Elphaba/G(a)linda

Fiyero/Boq (come on, it's too cute)

Maureen/Joanne

Willow/Tara

Buffy/Faith (I know I wasn't the only one reading the subtext here. And what subtext it was!)

Random Quotes I Love

Glinda: And what exactly have you been doing, other than riding around on THAT old thing?
Elphaba: Well, we can't -all- come and go by BUBBLE!

Nessarose: What's in the punch?
Boq: Lemons and melons and pears.
Nessarose: Oh, my!

Galinda: You're whole life is about to change and all because of me! Now...I wrote a book, "How to be Popular". Now I've put together a top ten list I hope will help you. Elphie, every day...shower. Deoderant Elphie, nobody likes a stinky witch! I think we've covered the hair, we'll get to that. Clean underclothes...that's all I'm gonna say. Look at your posture! That's no way to be popular! Bed made, room straightened, we've done that. Colours blended (Galinda simply looks at Elphie for a beat before continuing.) The most important thing to have to make yourself popular is to keep your beautiful smile.
Elphaba: Thank you...(Idina is cracking up laughing through this whole ad lib in Kristin's last performance. I'm surprised she didn't fall off the bed lol)

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Xander: You took a bath.
Buffy: (looks confused) Yeah, I often do. I'm actually known for it.

Buffy: Well, I'm not constantly monitoring his health, his moods, his blood pressure-
Willow: (excitedly) 130 over 80
Buffy: You've got it bad, girl!

Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. - Giles

There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! - Maureen (who else? lol)

Mark: Where'd you learn to tango?
Joanne: With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porter's. And you?
Mark: ...With Nanette Himmelfarb, the Rabbi's daughter, at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center.

The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation! - Mark

How do you document real life when real life's getting more like fiction each day? - Mark

I'm as straight as a curly fry! - Unknown

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same. - Random sticker

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

An' ye harm none, do what ye will. - Wiccan Rede

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. - Moulin Rouge

"I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad, it's depressing." - Tara, 'I Was Made To Love You'

If you think that he likes you, wait until he meets your brother. - Unknown

Some people never go crazy. What horrible lives they must live. - Charles Bukowski

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

I have a good grip on reality...it just doesn't happen to be this reality. - Unknown

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

The way I see it...if you need both hands to do something, your brain should be in on it, too. - Ellen DeGeneres, on hands-free phones.

Why would I pay a stranger to listen to me talk, when I can get strangers to pay to listen to me talk. - Ellen DeGeneres, on therapy.

What's with this sudden choice of disorders we've got, now? When I was a kid we just had crazy people, that's it. Just crazy people. - Ellen DeGeneres

Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. Listen to the music. Whoa whoa, listen to the music. Because music makes the people come together, it makes the bourgeois and the rebel. So come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody try to love one another. Because what the world needs now is love, sweet love. And I know that love is a battlefield, but boogie on reggae woman because you’re gonna make it after all. So celebrate good times, come on. I’ve gotta stop I’ve gotta come to my senses ive been out riding fences for so long… oops i did it again… um… What I’m trying to say is, if you leave tonight and you don’t remember anything else that I’ve said, leave here and remember this: Procrastinate now, don’t put it off. - Ellen DeGeneres