Author has written 1 story for Noir. Greetings to all readers of the uber kewlness that is fanfiction.netIn case you haven't noticed, I have changed my penname... sorry. It just didn't fit me as well anymore. This page shall be filled with useless... but funny and kewl things. It will also be filled with updates. I am not on my computer so I cannot locate my quotes at the moment. My profile shall be a lot fuller and better in a few days. Also, I am SO sorry I have not updated my Lord of The Rings Story since like... last year. I honestly thought that no one would read it. I shall update sometime soon, I promise. Quotes Legolas and Aragorn are in the midst of battle when Legolas drops his sword and it breaks. Legolas: AAAH! Aragorn... whatever shall I do! freaking out steals Aragorn's sword Aragorn: I don't know but you better hu- HEY! That's MY sword! Give me back my sword Legolas, i need it to fight orks! reaches for sword Legolas: 8dodges No! Must... ogle... reflection! |
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