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Joined 12-29-04, id: 729691
Author has written 1 story for Noir.
Greetings to all readers of the uber kewlness that is fanfiction.net

In case you haven't noticed, I have changed my penname... sorry. It just didn't fit me as well anymore.

This page shall be filled with useless... but funny and kewl things. It will also be filled with updates. I am not on my computer so I cannot locate my quotes at the moment. My profile shall be a lot fuller and better in a few days.

Also, I am SO sorry I have not updated my Lord of The Rings Story since like... last year. I honestly thought that no one would read it. I shall update sometime soon, I promise.

Quotes

Legolas and Aragorn are in the midst of battle when Legolas drops his sword and it breaks.

Legolas: AAAH! Aragorn... whatever shall I do! freaking out steals Aragorn's sword

Aragorn: I don't know but you better hu- HEY! That's MY sword! Give me back my sword Legolas, i need it to fight orks! reaches for sword

Legolas: 8dodges No! Must... ogle... reflection!

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Do I Have To? by pikapikaryuchan reviews
Eiri's never been that good at taking care of himself. So how is he going to take care of one of Tohma's next big stars? Read and find out. ShuYu
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,886 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
How To Plan A Wedding To Your BlacksmithPirate by Crystyna reviews
How To Plan A Wedding To Your BlacksmithPirate Honey. Back from the dead at last. The trip down that aisle isn't all roses and birds singing. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 169,920 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
Teach Me by antisocialmoth reviews
The very first full length fanfiction on our two favorite cousins!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,297 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Touma S., Suguru F.
The NonPerfect Elf and the HoleHating Hobbit by Legolas stalker reviews
If this story were a precious metal, it'd be tin foil. But hey, what other Mary-sue has a stalker elf, a pet warg, a Red Herring, or her own personal Samuel L. Jackson?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,166 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Legolas
Return of the 'Return of the Celery Sticks' by Legolas stalker reviews
That's right folks! Now YOU can get your VERY OWN SEQUEL for the low, low price of REVIEWING!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,591 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
An Empty World reviews
A few poems that explains the true feelings of Noir... rated Teen because it is so angsty... no bad language or anything like that.
Noir - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 1/6/2005