I don't really write stories, if I do they are never finished. I'm very weird at times and say very random stuff out of no where. I'm a Dreamer, all I do is daydream and listen to music on my I-pod . I chose to have few friends to prevent myself from getting hurt. I can be very naive but very smart when I want to be. I'm a strategist, I like to think of all possible outcomes of somethings before I make a big move. I love to play video games, I will play almost anything that is an adventure like game (Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, etc.). I'll read almost anything, from chick flicks on pages to a scary mystery. I have zero bullcrap tolerance, so BEWARE! Any questions, be free to ask. And that's all I can really think of about myself at the moment. My profile is really long, just because I was bored one day and decided to piss people off. Nothing of real importance here, so you don't even have to bother reading it if you don't want to.

Grade- Senior

Pastime-Playing soccer, sketching, writing, singing, annoying people, being overly hyper.

State- Jersey Girl for life!

Favorite Holiday-Halloween (who says you can't take candy from strangers xD)

Things I Like-

-Roller coasters

-Animals

-Writing/Drawing

-Talking/Hanging out with friends

-Singing (very, very badly)

-Playing soccer (played on school team and I play travel)

-Playing video games

-Learning new things

-Trying new things

Favorite video games-

-Kingdom Hearts I, II, and COM

-Final Fantasy Dirge Of Cerberus, VII, X, XII, Crisis Core

-Resistance: Fall Of Man

-Resistance 2

-Mortal Combat (love the gore)

-Prince Of Persia: Sands of Time

-Call Of Duty (All)

-Grand Theft Auto

-Dance Dance Revolution

-Guitar Hero I, II, and III

-Devil May Cry

-Fallout

Favortie Bands/Singers-

-Paramore

-Evanescence

-Within Tempation

-Linkin Park

-Three Days Grace

-Avenged Sevenfold

-Nickelback

-All American Rejects

-The Used

-Escape The Fate

-Senses Fail

-Atreyu

-Flyleaf

-The Fray

-Bullet For My Valentine

-Thousand Foot Krutch

-Simple Plan

-Good Charolette

-My Chemical Romance

-Daughtry

-Panic!At The Disco

-Fall Out Boy

-Brittney Spears (xD)

-Mariah Cary

-Jordan Sparks

-Avril Lavigne

-The Veronicas

-Casscada

-The Spill Canvas

-Dragonforce

-Taylor Swift

-Pink

-The Pusseycat Dolls

-Breaking Benjamin

-Skillit

-Alexisonfire

-Cobra Starship

-Disturbed

-Train

Favorite Quotes

There are those things in life that occur depending on what life you were given these things either happen never, sometimes, or more times then you care to count. The things I'm talking about are the insodences that make you wonder why me or could this be any worse. Now stop being so melodramatic! People have it way worse than you, however dont think about that because it will only depress you more and make you feel guilty. If your problems are really all that bad then do something then cry like a baby. Even if it hurts so bad to do what needs to be done, even if your terrefied to act, do it. The pain will be unbearable and nothing in life will seem to be worth it but do it anywat, do it thouroughly. But above all find one reason, one happy thing in ur life and realize you can do it. You can make it through the black cave to the sprinkle of light at the end, because without that reason, that thing. there would be no light, no silver lining. This is not just one persons opinion this is one persons life, i am only giving you advise from what I have learned. Hope a did somegood. To all my reasons- my things - thank you, life may have made me stronger but you are the muscle that makes up Acilles. - My Friend Victoria

Take the good with the bad, Smile with the sad, Love what you've got, And remember what you had. Always forgive, But never forget, Learn from mistakes, But never regret. People change, Things go wrong, but just remember ...Life Goes On

Don't dwell in the past for you'll drown yourself in sorrow and might never be able to find your way back to present air
-Myself

Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “I’ll try again tomorrow”.

I've made mistakes in my life. I've let people take advantage of me, and I've accepted way less than I deserve. But, I've learned from my bad choices and even though there are some things I can never get back and people who will never be sorry, I'll know better next time and I won't settle for anything less than I deserve.

Perhaps the distant part of the sky always seems clearest, so that we will always strive to reach it.

A true leader has the confidence to stand alone, the courage to make tough decisions and the compassion to listen to the needs of others. He doesn't set out to be a leader, but becomes one by the quality of his actions and the integrity of his intent. In the end, leaders are much like eagles... they do not flock; you find them one at a time.

I’m sick of wishing everything could go back to normal. Sick of living like nothing’s wrong. Sick of knowing what the future holds, and it’s not what I want. I want to cry, I want to scream, but I know that it won’t fix anything. So I have to smile and laugh off the life I’m stuck living.

Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. That's what little girls are made of; the heck with sugar and spice. –Bethany Hamilton

Never say goodbye cuz saying goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting - Peter Pan

I've learned that GoodByes will always hurt.pictures never replacehaving been there,memories good or badwill bring tears and words can never replace these feelings.

I am nowhere near perfect
I EAT WHEN I AM BORED
I fall for boys easily
I'm venerable to believing lies
I'm hoping that one day i won't need a fake smile
I live by quotes that explain exactly what im
going through
I MAKE UP EXCUSES FOR EVERYTHING
i have bestfriends and enemies
I have DRAMA and MEMORIES

(and that's life.)
live it, love it..learn from it.

"Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive." -Gerard Way, lead singer of MCR.

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you need to look out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... Stupid." - Jack Sparrow

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country!"- General George Patton

"We're giving you a second chance at life, so you can screw it up in a completely new way." -Holly, Red Dwarf

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I didn't want to admit it. It was easier to lie. Hide the hurt and emptiness and smile instead of cry

Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die- Mel Brooks

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies - Johnny Depp

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there? - Paris Hilton

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo

If I had a heart, this is where I'd die of laughter - Saix, KH2

"Think you can handle this many?"

"Might be tough if one more shows up."

"Hn. Then I'll have to be the one to take care of that one"

"What, your fighting too?" Leon and Cloud, KH2

First one, boy or girl, i don't care; i'm naming it RRRRRRRRR. I love it! It's feminine but strong -Dane Cook

I hear voices in my head and they don't like you- Edward Cullen

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now Quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers!- Homer Simpson

Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein

Nothing lasts forever...so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullshit, take chances, and never have regrets because at one point, everything you did was EXACTLY what you wanted.

Celebrities walk on the red carpet cuz they're famous, ME and MY FRIENDS walk on toilet paper cuz we're the SHIT

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious

I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't stay in place. I spill alot of things. I'm pretty clumsy, andsometimes I have a broken heart. My friends I sometimes fight maybe some days doesn't go right, but when I think about it take a step back, I remeber how amazing life truly is and maybe just maybe I like being IMPERFECT

I've heard that joke before. That's the sign of a bad comedian. Comedians, see, they've got to be original. Otherwise the audience won't laugh, and he'll go home to his wife and kid and eat TV dinners instead of going out to eat, and talk about the weather and how sunny it is outside. Wifey will ask him why they're not at the restaurant they talked about, he'll eat his green beans, wifey will ask again, more insistent this time, and he'll smile real big and SHOOT THEM BOTH IN THE FACE!! Eat your vegetables, dear. Haha... trust me, I know a thing or three about comedians. You're not that funny to me. Not yet. -The Joker

I don’t know where I’m going…..but that’s the beauty of it all

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous then absolutely boring. –Marilyn Monroe

Killing under the cloak of war is no different than murder –Einstein

I live in my own little world, but its OK because everyone knows me here.

I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion , and I know my way around pretty well

I was born to be stubborn, to be a little bit bitchy, to push people, to push myself. I was taught never to take life for granted, to live a little, to love with everything I had, to never give up, to believe in myself, but most of all, to fight for myself.

I just do what I want. It’s not about what people are saying, it’s about me. Everyone else can fuck off.

Hello, this is your life speaking. You have no idea what you’re doing, do you?

Too often we don’t realize what we have until it’s gone. Too often we’re too stubborn to say “Sorry, I was wrong.” Too often it seems we hurt the ones closest to our hearts, and we let the most foolish things tear us apart.

Sometimes you need to step outside, clear your head and remind yourself who you are and where you want to be. And sometimes you have to venture outside your world in order to find yourself...

Be optimistic all the people you hate will eventually die.

Life is about trusting our feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness, appreciating the memories and learning from the past..

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Rock your own style and dance to your own beat.

Don't hate me until I give you a reason to...Don't judge me until you know the whole story.

The teenage years are hard. High school is a W A R Z O N E and in the end no one gets out..safely

God is a D.J. Life is the dancefloor. Love is the rythem. You are the music.

And if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free.

The past. It's done, unchangeable. Move on.

In the book of life the answers aren't in the back. -Charlie Brown.

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself..

You don't have to love me. You don't even have to like me, but you will respect me.

I don't forgive people because I'm weak. I forgive them because I'm strong enough to know people make mistakes.

Please, don't try to wake me from my day-dreams. I love the smile I get when my head is stuck in the clouds.

The hardest thing in life is knowing what bridges to cross and which ones to burn.

So I'll walk the plank and jump with a smile. If I'm going down, I'll do it in style. You won't hear me surrender.

Everybody has a pair of beautiful wings, it just takes time to grow them.

Sometimes you just need to dance around the ailes of a grocery store.

I am who I am and your opinion isn't needed.

Hug a tree, they have less issues then people.

We're all damnaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all some what screwy, every single one of us. -Johnny Depp

It's hard to tell who has your back from who has it long enough to stab you in it.

Love all. Trust Few. Do wrong to no one. -Shakespeare

Love: natures way of tricking people into reproducing

This ain't Burger King, you can't always "Have it your way".

I tried to see things from your point of veiw, but I couldn't get my head that far up my ass.

Be nice to your kids, they'll chose your funeral home.

Dream big, because little dreams have no magic.

I used to be afraid of heights, but now, wheither I'm climbing two inches or 2,000 feet, my direction is always up; my dream is to fly, and I'm not comming down anytime soon.

If there is ever a tomorrow where we're not together...there is something you should always remember. You are BRAVER then you believe, STRONGER then you seem, and SMARTER then you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart, I will always be with you in the HEART. -Winnie The Pooh

But it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. -Alice in Wonderland.

The people and the friends that we have lost...or the dreams that have...faded...NEVER forget them...

Drama, Lies, Hurt, and Tears. Welcome to Teenage years.

With each passing day, the world finds new and exciting ways to kill a man!

Insane? That's putting it lightly, but thanks for the complement!

Thinking of you wherever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope that our hearts will blend. Now I will step forward to realize this wish. And who knows: starting a new journey might not be so hard, or maybe it has already begun. There are many worlds, but they share the same sky. One sky, one destiny. -Kingdom Hearts

Stand up for what's right, even if you're standing alone.

But my dreams...they aren't as empty... -Limp Bizkit.

You said forever, or did you forget?

Go do the world a favor. Jump off a bridge.

Regardless of warning, the future doesn't scare me at all.

All the things one has forgotten, scream for help in dreams. -Elias Conetti

Geez. Stiffer then the stiffs back home. -Hades

Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely. -The Land Before Time

The past can hurt. You can either run from it, or learn from it. -The Lion King

To die would be an awefully big adventure. -Peter Pan

I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it. - Vincent Valentine

You are just a puppet. You have no heart and cannot feel any pain. - Seiphroth

A pro isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for a job. That's just a fool. - Reno

Too much hope is the opposite of despair... An overpowering love may consume you in the end. - Vincent Valentine

If this is all a dream, don't wake me up. - Cloud

The red carpet has teeth. - Auron

Outside the dream world, life can be harsh, even cruel, but it is life. -Auron

No matter how dark the night, morning always comes, and our journey begins anew. -Lulu

Memories are nice, but that's all they are. -Rikku

It would be so easy...to let my fate just carry me away...following this same path my whole life through. But I know...I can't. What I do, I do...with no regrets. -Yuna

You are a fading dream, but one that has been touched by reality. Run, dream. Run on into the daylight. And walk into reality. -Yojimbo

The hardest person to ones self. - Paine

There's no differece between them and me. We're all just following orders! My heart and my will, mean nothing...

I'm the leading man; might need to do something heroic. -Cid Highwind

Wings are a sign of freedom for those who have none. -Cissinei

Boy, oh boy the price of freedom is steep. -Zack Fair

Reluctance to forgive has long been a human failure. It is man's nature to sin, yet you answer sin with violence, upon violence. Is that not itself a sin?

Peace is but a shadow of death, desperate to forget its painful past...though we hope for promising years. After shedding one thousand tears, yesterday's sorrow constantly nears. And while the moon still shine blue, by dawn, it will turn a scarlet hue.

Men cry not for themselves, but for their comrads. -Angeal Hewley

Only a jackass cam change the world. -Auron

There is no good or bad side. Just two sides holding different views. -Squall Leonhart

WHAP! POW! BAM! Take that bad guy! -Yuffie

Ripples form on the water's suface, the wandering soul knows no rest. -Genesis

No one lives in the slums because they want to. It's like this train. It can't go anywhere except where the rails take them. -Cloud

I never blamed you, not once. You came that's all that matters. -Aerith

People are ignorant. They'll feel better as long as someone is punished. -Rufus Shinra

You really wanna piss off those S-O-Bs? Then why not trying to stay alive. -Cid Higwind

I haven't failed; I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -Thomas Edison

There are things you don't want to happen, but have to accept. There are things you don't want to know, but you have to listen. There are people you can't live without, but you have to let go.

For those who defy their fate be granted glory.

The truth is, you could slit my throat and with my last breath I'd apologizing for bleeding on your shirt.

Dead in her mind and cold to the bone. She opened her eyes and saw she was alone.

I don't need anyone because everyone forgot me.

Is that all we see or seem, but a dream within a dream? -Edgar Allen Poe

I spent my eintire childhood wishing I was older, now I'm older and this shit sucks.

Don't mind critism. If it's untrue, ignore it. If it is unfair, keep from irritation. If it is ignorant, smile. If it is justified, learn from it.

Nothing of me is original, I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it. goes. on.

Repittion does not transform a lie into a truth. -Franklin D. Roosevelt

When you want something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.

There are four questions of value in life...What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love. -Johnny Depp

Giving up doesn't always mean you're weak. Sometimes it means that you're strong enough to let go.

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echos are truly endless.

Only one thing can make dreams impossible. The fear to failing.

Sweetie, if you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

A girl is much more than she seems, not a toy by any means. Underneath all that make-up and hair, there's a sign that says: 'Handle with care'.

Old enough to know better. Too young to care.

I never let the actions of others make me or break me, and I never let a single person shake me, because, honestly, I don't give a fuck who hates me.

Forget the risk and take the fall. If it's what you want then it's worth it all.

Like the stars we were born to die. Like these roses, we all fade -David Usher

Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light. I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

If you're going through hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill

First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win!. -Gandhi

Pain is temporary. Quitting is forever. -Lance Armstrong

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. -Theodore Roosevelt

When there is no enemy within, the enimes outside cannot hurt you.

Not all that wander are lost.

You're afraid of dying, aren't you? Then you shouldn't be fighting in the first place.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

I've got one nerve left and you're getting on it.

Teamwork is essential...it gives them someone else to shoot at...

A fallen angel, destined to fly: broken and crazy, but too strong to cry..

I can’t promise to solve all you problems, but I can promise that you won’t have to face them alone. me back under.

People are going to disappoint you in life, I get that. But what happened when one day you wake up to find that you’re the disappointment?!

When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we spend so much time staring at the closed door we don’t notice the open one.

All you need is trust and little bit of pixie-dust. –Peter Pan

Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acid stains you; drugs cause cramps. Guns aren’t lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. You might as well live..pro.

Be yourself. There is something that you can do better than any other. Listen to the inward voice and bravely obey that.

The person who doesn’t make mistakes is unlikely to make anything.

Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves have all fallen. And they fell like they were in love with the ground. –Andrea Gibson

What you are afraid to do is a clear indication of thing you need to do.

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul, makes us reach for more, plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds – The Notebook

Go for the happy ending, because life doesn’t have any sequels.

The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. –Helen Keller

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Change is never easy…you fight to hold on. You fight to let go.

I wanna run, but only far enough to make you miss me.

I’m a daughter hiding her depression. I’m a sister making a good impression. I’m the girl sitting next to you. I’m the one asking you to care. I’m your best friend hoping you’ll be there.

It’s sad that sometime moving on with the rest of your life starts with goodbye.

I stand here waiting for you….but I know you won’t come.

A heart that is broken can never be fixed by force alone.

I know you’re all alone in a crowd full of friends, I can see it in your eyes; you’re fading again.

Maybe we’ll turn it all around ‘cause it’s not too late, it’s never too late….-Three Days Grace

Be careful with driving an enemy into a corner. That’s just the place where he starts fighting for real. –Sun Zi (‘Art of War’)

The only things that stand between a person and what they want in life are the will to try it, and the faith to believe it’s possible. –Rich Devos

Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our impatience, and then it races like a gazelle when you can’t catch a breath.

Optimus Prime, come here for a second, I want to talk to you. Come here, you sit next to Megatrone; we're gonna have a little chit-chat right here, okay? I AM THE COBRACOMANDER IN THIS--RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! I SAID NO COOKIES!! RRRRRRRRRRRR!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! THIS EFFING RRRRRRRR IS DRIVING ME UP A EFFING WALL!! RRRRRRRRRRRR!!- Dane Cook

He would always take my favorite markers, those smelly markers, remember those? The teacher would put them out and everyone would freak. "GIVE ME THE RED ONE! GIVE ME THE RED ONE!" smells "Hah!" smells "Smells like cherries, I guarantee you, this is like cherries but it's a marker. Gimme the brown one, I'll trade ya!" smells "CINNAMON, this one's cinnamon, the brown is cinnamon!" smells "How do they do this, how do they do this?!" But the black one always smelt like an asshole, didn't it? You grab the black on...smells "What is that?!" smells "That is a bag of asses!" smells "I'm keepin this, this one's mine!" smells "I can't stop guys, I can't!" smells - Dane Cook

Wouldn't it be awesome just to come home and know that somewhere in your place there's a monkey you're gonna battle?I hate it when somebody turns around in my driveway. You're just sitting comfortably, watching T.V, you hear a car pulling up. Like, "Who is this?!" It's so disruptive. You look out: strange car, you don't know if it's a government official. You start getting concerned "What, I don't know this car!" Then they turn to leave. You're like, "You son of a bitch! You wasted moments of my life! Moments I will never get back!" - Dane Cook

Next time you go to a party, a great big party, go into the room where all the coats are, and shit on the coats. Guaranteed at some point, somebody is going to walk outta that room and go, “SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS! SOMEONE HAS SHIT ON THE COATS!” That’s the only thing you can say when someone shits on the coats, “SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS!” They might say, “I think someone shit on the coats." But you know, you just don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, “I think someone may have shit on or around the coats area, there’s a smell of shit around the perimeter, the vicinity of coats, leading me to believe that someone has shit...” But again you’re there, you’re there watching it all happen, and it’s your job, all you’re going to do at some point, you’re going to lean in and go, “What!?” And then blend back into the crowd. “What?! I hope that it wasn’t on my coat.” And then, boom, you’re a phantom, you just disappear, disappear. -Dane Cook

Nobody talks to that guy. But let me tell you something. Every job I ever had in my life, I talk to that guy. I'd talk to him, I'd find him on purpose and I'd have little chit-chats with him, and I'd be very interested and be like, "By the way, here's a Snickers, that's for you. Peanuts, caramel, put that in your mouth, enjoy that." You know why I talk to that guy? Because when that day finally comes, and he snaps, and he comes into work with a sawed-off shotgun, walkin' through the halls (gunfire noises) and he finally gets to my office, he's gonna be like, "Thanks for the candy." (continues shooting)You laugh now, but you know Monday morning, you're gonna be like, "heyyy, Marcus!" - Dane Cook

I woke up one day and I had a craving, and said, I know what I have to do, I have to do a B & E. I'm gunna do it, I'm gunna do a B & E. And your looking at me, Dane is hat bacon and eggs? No...althrough I could always dobacon and eggs, that is fucking delicious, who doesn't want to do a bacon and egg special? I'm talking about a B & E, BREAKING AND ENTERING. And I wanted to do one! So, I called up my buddy Robert, cuz you always need an acomplise, and the key is you need a person who does not want to go. They have to hassel you and make it difficult for you to do the B & E. Robert comes over and next thing you know we are in the car and driving around the community looking for the perfect house for our B/E. Once we find it, he pulls about 16 blocky away from our target cuz you always have to park so fucking far. And you have to go through backyards, and hop the fences, cuz that's part of the fun, right? And there is always that one chain link fence that you get caught on. Dude, this is my favorite shirt! We get to the house and I start walking toward the door, I kick the door down and it goes flying off its hinges and off into the dark abyss of the house. I felt FANTASTIC! Then i realized i did not want to do the B & E anymore. I just wanted to kick a fucking door down! - Dane Cook

Do YOU remember the Nineties??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry, but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if... you remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Animaniacs, Gargoyles. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this... "in west Philadelphia born and raised..." You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading Goosebumps. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence... not. When everything was settled by rock-paper-scissors or "bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish" or Ms. Mary Mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular. You remember the ORIGINAL Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow, and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo? books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes vs. CD players. Making those little paper fortune cootie catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs." You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word... Trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Power Rangers, Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. You remember Carebears. Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original Walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ...enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the Playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging ... Before Sidekicks & iPods ... Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 ... Before Spongebob ... Before Tupac was shot. When light-up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 95 cents a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days...

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When your daddy was the only boy you ever kissed. When Disney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day, you could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone always lives happily ever after.

This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read:

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

9 Deadly Words Used By A Women

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying

"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly.

"No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this.

"My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said:

"I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me

"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy.

"What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''

"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said:

"Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take Face book pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

(Found this on someone else's profile and found it true)

Friendship

None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and paste it onto your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
-Don't take this Seriously... Honestly, it is just a joke-
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (big possibillity on crazy though lol)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.(I can work the hat)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Demyx. So innocent!

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Yuffie

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Vexen, that guy's a creeper

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Namine, I don't hate her it's just you can't tell what side's she's on

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Hallow Bastion, Radient Garden, Pride Lands, Halloween Town, Destiny Islands

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantica (KH2) No fun! Beast's Castle, so anoying

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Finier (after you beat sepherioth KH2) Ultima Wepon, Oathkeeper

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Normal keyblade

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Mushu, and Simba

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Master

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Namxas (Nomine, Roxas), Axine (Axle and Larxene), Sora and Kairi

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Marluxia and Namine shivers

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Aerith/ Merlin, King Micky/Riku, Sepheroth(sp?)/ Kairi

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Xemnas/ Kairi

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Too much Ansem, and Xemnas's monotoned voice

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Auron,Mulan, Jack, and Simba

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Yes. Saix pretty much gets up to Xemnas

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No! He's not! He's just conservitive

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

YES!

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Nope!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine, they just click together

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Who cares

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No, It's a little anoying with the way you fight, but I like the story line

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

I CAN'T CHOOSE! UHH, Xemnas so I can anoy the shit out oh him!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Sora. I can be simple minded at times but if I put myself to something, I can get it done.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I thought Roxas was the main character. I was like 'who the fuck are you? Did I buy the right game?'

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Cosplay as Axel! Must burn random objects!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Axel’s bi-polar disorder moment and then Roxas getting TWO keyblades out of nowhere.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

In KH1: Malificent as the dragon, Died 1,000,000,000 times!

KH2: Serpherioth, the dude has 15 bars of health! (I eventually killed the bitch!)

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The sexy people in black. Organization XIII

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner. Love the pants

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel of Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. SeaSalt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Cloti. Aerith is Zack’s, so kawii!

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean. More catchy

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Grr...

Axel, Demyx, Zexion, Riku, Sora, Leon, Cloud, Tidus, Roxas, Xaldan (don't ask), Auron

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Spira

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Sora and Roxas, Kairi and Namine

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

The actual KH3

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 definatly, graphics so much better. The battle abilities and the triangle thing! I liked the limits and drive forms

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Well thats hard, for me it reminds me of the old school days for some reason. When everyone wanted to be the hero and you would play cops and robers, always a bad guy and good guys but sometimes they're both. and the disney characters just made it feel all innocent.

The whole plotline of it and stories about kids who get their butts kicked off an island is pretty fun to play xD

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